I'm really surprised.....

talkthewholetime · April 2016

....I didn't kill at least one of my students today with my preggo farts.

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Ash9614 · April 2016

Lol mine are the worst! I've offended myself a few times.

doraleigh35 · April 2016

Pregnancy farts are just lovely.....

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aquasocks · April 2016

Mine have majorly subsided. I feel like I lost my powers.

rooftop · April 2016

mine haven't smelled too bad so far but oh boy are they LOUD.

shamrocandroll · April 2016

I hold mine in all day and then when I get home, I release all of the fart wrath on poor DH.

hellopartyof5 · April 2016

On my commute to and from work is where I let them rip. Man does it feel good lok

beforeyou · April 2016

DH just left for trivia. I told him that once he shuts our door he better not come back in until trivia is over because our house is going to be a war zone. A smelly war zone.

At night, if I know its going to be a bad night, I tell him he better dream of garbage.

shamrocandroll · April 2016

You're all more considerate than I am. In my mind, if I'm suffering through all these symptoms while he's sitting there eating and drinking whatever he wants and feeling grand, then he has to suffer through some preggo-farts. All is fair in love and war.

polkadotie-2 · April 2016

My poor babies... I had a student say my chair smelled weird lol

jarethinafrock · April 2016

Lol @ some of these comments. I'm fortunate to (knock on wood) not had this issue but it's good that you gals are so comfortable with your SOs. I would feel so embarrassed with mine!

MissAmeliaPond · April 2016

I told DH we're going to need to get a new couch after this. He said "why? because you're ripping holes in it?" I said, "More like burning..." Some days are real bad...

GirPipley · April 2016

Fart humor is the best!

My H and I do not fart in front of each other- it's really a problem. He has busted a few here and there, but in general, farts are a private matter at our house. Well, the act of farting is private- there is much talk about farts though.

On on our first date we discussed farting in marriage and how much my ex husbands farting drove me nuts- he promised to never fart in front of me, and for the most part he has kept his word. The problem is, I feel like I have to hide mine until he gets it through his head that he can have fart Liberty. We need fart freedom in our marriage. NEED IT.

Thewizardofrhythm · April 2016

@GirPipley LOL. Call off that farting moratorium immediately! Sounds like H is just abiding by your wishes. Squeeking them out stealthily sounds awful!! The future is in your hands!

mamahazey · April 2016

This whole post is hilarious!

I have to let them out or the bloat hurts so bad. I've also found myself letting them rip in public and not realizing what had happened until after the fact! Haha.

LadyBugMe101 · April 2016

I can't stop laughing at all the posts!!! I have to let them rip as they come. I hate the bloat and it relieves me major. I have also developed a pretty awesome very loud burping power... had no clue I could do that.

LikeICantEven · April 2016

You have to let it rip dude, that hurts when you hold it in. Scientifically proven that your head will explode if you don't.

True intimacy in a marriage is ripping ass in front of each other. Dutch ovens? No. Doing it close to the other while they're eating? No. There are rules. But shit happens. Let your fart flag fly.

g8rmama_16 · April 2016

@HomeyDontPlayThat Dutch ovens are a no? Some one should tell my husband...

leaseee · April 2016

I've been enjoying letting mine go at the gym when I'm surrounded by burly dudes. I feel like no one would ever suspect it's me.

LikeICantEven · April 2016

HeyBooHey said:

@HomeyDontPlayThat Dutch ovens are a no? Some one should tell my husband...

Omfg I'd kill him. Bury the body, make it look like an accident. My brothers used to do that. If DH ever expected sex again he better not.

g8rmama_16 · April 2016

HomeyDontPlayThat said:

HeyBooHey said:

@HomeyDontPlayThat Dutch ovens are a no? Some one should tell my husband...

Omfg I'd kill him. Bury the body, make it look like an accident. My brothers used to do that. If DH ever expected sex again he better not.

He doesn't really, at least not lately. But we aren't shy about it. My sister let one go on the second day we hung out. Like a hangover, beer and Taco Bell monster. It broke the ice for us pretty early and is something we still joke about.

jarethinafrock · April 2016

I'm intrigued. Can someone please explain the Dutch oven to me?

eta: spelling

LikeICantEven · April 2016

jarethinafrock said:

I'm intrigued. Can someone please explain the Dutch oven to me?

eta: spelling

It's when you fart while you are in bed with someone and then you pull the covers over their head and "cook" them in the fart.

It's so disgusting.

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