Twatwaffle Tuesday!

mamafox14 · April 2016

Let's hear it ladies.

mamafox14 · April 2016

Today's twat is Expedia for advertising my hotel room as having a jetted tub. There's not even a normal bathtub in here, let alone a jetted one. Between that and the terrible pillow situation I am one grumpy pregnant lady and the sun isn't even up yet!

MamaBish · April 2016

this cold is a twatwaffle. It's kicking my ass.

ButterMyBiscuit · April 2016

I have a serious case of painful, smelly gas and I don't care who smells it because that has GOT to come out before I'm sitting at my desk and groaning in pain. These are deadly. I hope people still like me after today..

samantha1206 · April 2016

Today it's the guy that's supposed to be installing our new flooring. He told us to order it and when it came in he could come out within a day or two to install. Now he's changed his story since we've already bought the crap and it's come in.... Says he may can squeeze us in Monday but may be end of next week. So we've already pulled the carpets. Now I get to walk around on concrete for a week and keep my poor animals locked up so they don't get into anything.

I I am so pissed. This may be suitable for Monday's bitchfest but oh well

mandyjulie · April 2016

The Bump is today's twat. No one is at my office today. No meetings. I am BORED. And this is the time you decide to kick us all off your site?

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shanparadise · April 2016

My husband is the TW today. He is the captain, chief, and deputy of the food police lately. I felt like crap yesterday and all I wanted was Jimmy John's, so I ordered delivery, just in time for him to come home and rant about how I really shouldn't be eating lunch meat. I'm also "not allowed" to eat my favorite chicken salad from Whole Foods. So guess what I did while he was at work today? Smashed that effing chicken salad. It was so good. But having to sneak around to eat what I want is getting old. I would never knowingly put these babies in danger, I wish he would realize that!

Kellyj103 · April 2016

@shanparadise what if you don't tell him when you eat your chicken salad? Keep that your little secret?

My TW is me. I seriously thought my work blocked me from TB all this morning just realized... it wasn't them! LOL!

shanparadise · April 2016

@Kellyj103 Oh I fully intend on keeping this a secret. Which is ridiculous that I have to keep chicken salad a secret like its some sort of affair I'm having.

megstervt · April 2016

My husband for loudly sighing every time I moved or rolled over last night and causing an argument at 12:30 when I tried to go on the couch so I would stop bothering him. So tired today. Hate everything.

erin7264 · April 2016

shanparadise said:

@Kellyj103 Oh I fully intend on keeping this a secret. Which is ridiculous that I have to keep chicken salad a secret like its some sort of affair I'm having.

I guess I can *sort of* see the lunch meat issue with Jimmy Johns, but what's wrong with the chicken salad? I'm sure the chicken is fully cooked, and chances are pretty good that Whole Foods follows food safety protocols so it's not like it sat on the counter all day un-refrigerated. Is it the mayo? I don't get it.

shanparadise · April 2016

erin7264 said:

shanparadise said:

@Kellyj103 Oh I fully intend on keeping this a secret. Which is ridiculous that I have to keep chicken salad a secret like its some sort of affair I'm having.

I guess I can *sort of* see the lunch meat issue with Jimmy Johns, but what's wrong with the chicken salad? I'm sure the chicken is fully cooked, and chances are pretty good that Whole Foods follows food safety protocols so it's not like it sat on the counter all day un-refrigerated. Is it the mayo? I don't get it.

He doesn't want me eating anything that's been "sitting out". And I think the mayo is an issue for him too. But I make sure I go first thing in the morning when it's freshly made and I'm positive they keep it at the correct temp in the case (I have friends that work there). I think he feels out of control with the pregnancy (i.e. having twins, me being super sick, etc) so this is his way of making sure everything will be okay.

erin7264 · April 2016

@shanparadise I guesssss I can see that. It's not like it's from a gas station deli, though, it's Whole Foods!

jenkeale · April 2016

TB was annoying. I finally had some downtime to bump and couldn't.

Mine is the lady who asked when I was due and then said "Wow, you look like you're ready!" Bitch.

randishane011804 · April 2016

@shanparadise I seriously just LOL at you're chicken salad affair! I see it now 40 years down the road sitting next to each other. "Honey I can't hold it in anymore, the secret is killing me. I had an affair." que fight and tears "Dammit tell who with?" "Chicken salad from Whole foods." But on a serious note, not cool telling the pregnant lady what she can and can't eat. He'd get some total side eye from me as I ate in front of him.

randishane011804 · April 2016

My twatwaffle is all the people saying "Wow that baby is really coming along! I just saw you a couple of days ago and wow!" No uh uh.

DominiqueU · April 2016

I've had several people tell me how big I am in the last few days. A coworker told me I'm really big for 6 months. Today, another coworker asked if the doctors have looked into the size of the baby because apparently, I just keep getting bigger and the baby might be too big. She said, "You're already really big. Not the rest of your body, but your stomach is getting a lot bigger!" Thank you for your input, but this is actually the goal. I WANT the baby to be growing, dumb dumb...

maddmama · April 2016

@DominiqueU I hate people. Why can't other's understand people .. Yes, even pregnant people .. Come in all different shapes and sizes. Someone's 6 month belly may not be very noticeable whereas someone else's is very noticeable. Mine is very noticeable! And it really makes me feel self conscious when people point that out.

DominiqueU · April 2016

@maddmama I just don't get it! Keep your mouth shut, people! Also, I'm 5 feet tall. I don't know where they expect this baby to go...

MamaBish · April 2016

Lol I had some say "you're just about ready, huh?"
Nope, not til July!

ncm1919 · April 2016

megstervt said:

My husband for loudly sighing every time I moved or rolled over last night and causing an argument at 12:30 when I tried to go on the couch so I would stop bothering him. So tired today. Hate everything.

We have been sleeping on our sectional more I think in a way to avoid this. We can still be near each other but I can't flop around like a fish and not wake him up.

oneliloaktree13 · April 2016

My Drs office. I've yet to have have just one midwife or doctor to get attached to at all. Had another rando for my apt today. I told my husband be ready to handle this between the two of us because I barely trust them to catch my son at this point. More than likely the next go around we won't use this office. Oh and the medical assistant was a douchecanoe and almost got blood on my new shirt because she decided to stab me for my Tdap shot.

MDmomma1217 · April 2016

My dog. I'm off work today, so we've spent some quality time together today...meaning I've been chasing him out of the garbage can all day. And I've tripped over him twice in the kitchen. He's a 10 year old beagle, and I'm just waiting for the day when he acts more like an "old" dog and chills out, but no, he still runs around barking and howling at everything outside today, and just generally getting on my nerves.

sboston06 · April 2016

Mother nature is a TW. 6" of snow yesterday and yet it was 70 on Christmas. Yea we had a mild winter so that's nice, but come on...

PugsandKisses · April 2016

I would seriously love to see some one make a comment about my food choices.

crixiegirl · April 2016

My abs are tw's today...got up from the couch after finally sitting down after running around all day (spring break week) and felt like something tore..not cool

mandyjulie · April 2016

MamaBish said:

Lol I had some say "you're just about ready, huh?"
Nope, not til July!

This is why I dread people asking when I am due right after looking me up and down. I just say "July" and not July 12, but it still seems like they think it's really far off.

juliagulia38 · April 2016

My SIL is a TW. Apparently today she had an ultrasound and found out they are having a boy(after two girls) she posted it on FB. She didn't even call or text DH to let him know beforehand. My DH's family sucks.

PinkLady2015 · April 2016

maddmama said:

@DominiqueU I hate people. Why can't other's understand people .. Yes, even pregnant people .. Come in all different shapes and sizes. Someone's 6 month belly may not be very noticeable whereas someone else's is very noticeable. Mine is very noticeable! And it really makes me feel self conscious when people point that out.

So.much.this

Within 20 seconds I had someone ask me if I was having twins and then someone say I couldn't even tell you were pregnant.

I was feeling super sensitive today bc my OB basically said he was expecting to have to induce me and most likely wouldn't let me get to my due date or past it because I haven't gained much weight and LO is measuring a little small and I just wasn't expecting to hear that today.

Basically, any remark about size pretty much sucks. Just tell me I look like a beautiful goddess and then leave me the fuck alone... Is that asking too much??

benten24 · April 2016

@PinkLady2015 I'm sorry you're having such a tough day. I don't understand why they'd want to induce you for having a smaller baby, wouldn't they want baby to cook longer and get bigger before bringing them into the world? That seems backwards to me, but what do I know.

Also, you're a beautiful pregnant goddess. Stay strong mama ❤️

LadyFleck · April 2016

sboston06 said:

Mother nature is a TW. 6" of snow yesterday and yet it was 70 on Christmas. Yea we had a mild winter so that's nice, but come on...

Sorry to post the day after, but if you're really in Boston, I am about 40 min south of you and we got DUMPED on, too! Effing awful when I JUST put away all the snow gear bc it's been like 50s/60s for several weeks now.

PugsandKisses · April 2016

benten24 said:

@PinkLady2015 I'm sorry you're having such a tough day. I don't understand why they'd want to induce you for having a smaller baby, wouldn't they want baby to cook longer and get bigger before bringing them into the world? That seems backwards to me, but what do I know.

Also, you're a beautiful pregnant goddess. Stay strong mama ❤️

Because they are assuming a small baby means placenta issues. Therefore it is better to have an outside baby that they can monitor better.

maddmama · April 2016

@PugsandKisses ugh I'm sorry! Some people really are the worst. I'm sorry about what the doctor said too

they told me this baby was measuring a little small at my anatomy scan, but mentioned nothing about induction. I'm hoping they know what they're doing and she's not at any risk

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