I seriosuly couldn't stop laughing when she was telling me about all of this. I knew the guy took her a while ago but didn't know the details. Just that they got her back. It's just funny to me. That's a smart cat. Out making all the friends and probably getting all the food she can!
That cat is living my dog's dream, unlimited food and attention! I've heard of things like that happening but it's always in a buzzfeed story or something. It's weird to know that it DOES actually happen
@fishwife799, that story is amazing. I needed the laugh. I can picture your brother getting ready to storm at the first neighbors door and then looking down and realizing that it was the wrong house. Good thing he double checked.
@MamaNicoleof3 - Trust me, though we haven't met in person I would place money on you being smarter than 90% of the lawyers I know...God knows you are infinitely more funny.
And I'm eating my mint chocolate chip/cherry/coconut "coleslaw" concoction again. H asked me if this was going to be a nightly thing now...he may have gotten the stink eye if he hadn't said it with a laugh followed by a kiss.
I finally got to the end of the thread! My co worker has a similar cat story, but the cat wasn't his, he just would feed it because it came to their house all the time. However, he knew it wasn't his cat. A lot of cat hussies out there.
Way back a long time ago talking about coconut. I don't like actual shaved coconut because of the texture, but I do like coconut smells and pina coladas.
@MamaNicoleof3 - Trust me, though we haven't met in person I would place money on you being smarter than 90% of the lawyers I know...God knows you are infinitely more funny.
@MamaNicoleof3 - Trust me, though we haven't met in person I would place money on you being smarter than 90% of the lawyers I know...God knows you are infinitely more funny.
So I was laying down going on my 6th episode of Private Practice (half day at work, H works tonight) and my stove starts making this god awful humming/vibrating sound. I seriously thought we were having a damn earthquake except nothing else was shaking.
Anyway, I grabbed the pup, a bra and booked it to my mom's house. Not trying to blow up, tonight. I made sure it was off (it was) and H can check it out when he gets off in a few hours. I don't know what the hell it was but it freaked me out.
I'm probably overreacting but I just kept imagining it blowing up and me having to run with the gut and boobies flying everywhere down the stairs and grab the dog and I figured I should just get a head start. Hopefully I have an apartment to go back to!
@ahernandez16 your stove is possessed!!! @mkemommy TOTALLY looked like coleslaw (and now I want coleslaw with your signature ice cream concoction for dessert) @fishwife799 CRAZY story! I was laughing, but also super dismayed at the nerve of people. You can't just steal people's pets!! Particularly the guy who straight up walked into their property to remove the cat. What?!?!
My big excitement for the day: my 3.5 year old FINALLY pooped on the potty!!!!!! She earned her special, coveted, color-changing Lightning McQueen hot wheel toy, and it was epic.
@parsonsperson hooray for pooping on the potty!!!! I'm so sad that a 3.5 year old can poop but I can't lol. But in all honesty, that is a big achievement, as I've been told I hated pooping on the big potty unless it was at my grandparents house. My guess is their toilet was closer to the ground?
Last night we went out for pizza and Mellow Mushroom had a guy making balloon animals. DS1 asked for a pink sword. The pink is pale and looks flesh colored and has deflated some this morning. It looks like a penis.
Ladies, I have a sort-of TMI question. Due to sweaty long days in ill-fitting bras, I've got a big painful raw spot on the underside of my boob that hurts like a mothereffer. Any suggestions of what I can put on it to make it feel better and heal?
That's kind of what I did when I had shingles on my right side where my bra rubbed and it was so painful. I wore my bra only when absolutely necessary, but let the sores air out as much as possible...if that makes sense.
Ladies, I have a sort-of TMI question. Due to sweaty long days in ill-fitting bras, I've got a big painful raw spot on the underside of my boob that hurts like a mothereffer. Any suggestions of what I can put on it to make it feel better and heal?
Diaper rash ointment (like A+D, etc). I use that when I chafe from a run and am out of Body Glide.
June 2016 April Siggy Challenge: Reasons my kid is crying
@PBear93 just reminded me that I was totally that mom that ordered a graphic onesie. It reads "The snuggle is real today"... I just couldn't help myself!
Unexpectedly Spent the afternoon at the boardwalk with my nieces & was pleasantly surprised to find that my absolute favorite soft serve place was open!!
I've been Mia working on this little guys nursery the past two days-painting and putting together his crib. Shits getting real....
Looks good and it's coming along. I'll post a few pics later but every time I come on here there's a new ice cream. Gahhhhh!!! Now I must find ice cream on my bjs wholesale trip which will be entirely too much so I'll eat it all. Lol. Just finished the accent wall.
Funny/slightly scary cat nabbing story! We have a dog and if someone took him, I wouldn't stop looking until I found him! @_@ Also, my random: H is out getting tacos b/c he heard me say "tacos, tacos, tacos" under my breath while Googling for food. Yes, I talk to myself.
I want tacos, but it's a meatless Friday because of Lent. Enjoy one for me!!! Lol
Last night we went out for pizza and Mellow Mushroom had a guy making balloon animals. DS1 asked for a pink sword. The pink is pale and looks flesh colored and has deflated some this morning. It looks like a penis.
I'm going there tonight! Pending on their easter hours! Mmmmmm.
Married July 2014 DD born June 2016 Second due August 2020 (team green!)
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I saw this on my FB feed today and thought it was perfect to share! Feed the babies!
Way back a long time ago talking about coconut. I don't like actual shaved coconut because of the texture, but I do like coconut smells and pina coladas.
Anyway, I grabbed the pup, a bra and booked it to my mom's house. Not trying to blow up, tonight. I made sure it was off (it was) and H can check it out when he gets off in a few hours. I don't know what the hell it was but it freaked me out.
I'm probably overreacting but I just kept imagining it blowing up and me having to run with the gut and boobies flying everywhere down the stairs and grab the dog and I figured I should just get a head start. Hopefully I have an apartment to go back to!
@mkemommy TOTALLY looked like coleslaw (and now I want coleslaw with your signature ice cream concoction for dessert)
@fishwife799 CRAZY story! I was laughing, but also super dismayed at the nerve of people. You can't just steal people's pets!! Particularly the guy who straight up walked into their property to remove the cat. What?!?!
My big excitement for the day: my 3.5 year old FINALLY pooped on the potty!!!!!! She earned her special, coveted, color-changing Lightning McQueen hot wheel toy, and it was epic.
@parsonsperson--yay! That's a huge accomplishment.
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Triplets due 6/29/16 also from an IUI!
what's Mellow Mushroom?
Looks good and it's coming along. I'll post a few pics later but every time I come on here there's a new ice cream. Gahhhhh!!! Now I must find ice cream on my bjs wholesale trip which will be entirely too much so I'll eat it all. Lol.
Just finished the accent wall.
Stay tuned ...
DD born June 2016
Second due August 2020 (team green!)
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DD born June 2016
Second due August 2020 (team green!)