TTC Blunders

mylittleversailles · March 2016

Tell me your most hilarious blunder please because I just did the dumbest, most absent-minded thing.

Planting Scotch bonnet and Chinese five colour peppers. A while goes by. I wash up to check my CM. I get all tingly. I remember that you need to use lemon, not just soap to get rid of hot pepper oils. Very spicy all up in my vagina atm... It's not dangerous or anything, they put capsicum <insert any dirty joke you like> in all kinds of lubes and condoms.

stephann85 · March 2016

@reneeannemm that sounds like a sure fire way to get things going.

penelope4612 · March 2016

@reneeannemm - yikes! I have some lotion with capsicum and I always have to remember not to rub my eyes but haven't run into that issue yet. Thanks for the warning!

As for me, I just realized today that I'm a total moron and wasn't having watery CM for weeks and weeks. I'm pretty sure that it was just post-sex fluid. Go me.

SnobunnieMel · March 2016

I was mortified one day when I forgot it was the Friday our cleaning lady comes and my bathroom counter was covered with a box of pre-seed, 5 different fertility vitamins, prenatals and there were tons of OPKs in the bathroom. Thanks for putting my lube away lady! Bet she knew what we were doing that night. And why there is always a thermometer on my bed stand

BornReady · March 2016

@SnobunnieMel I had a similar situation last week. She put our pre-seed prominently placed on my bedside table.

On a non-ttc, but similar note... My sister's daughter is a horse person. As most 12 year olds she has her riding stuff all over the place. One day before going to the barn they couldn't find her riding crop. They searched and searched with no luck. The next morning my sister was getting ready for work and in her lingerie drawer was her daughter's riding crop, placed there by the cleaning lady. My sister was like obviously, she thinks my sex life is far more interesting than it is.

MamaCoffin · March 2016

Not totally terrible since it was my 4 year old who can't read... And it's not lube... It's body oil... But DD brought our bottle of "nooky" downstairs and asked if she could have some lotion because it smelled good.

catiecatp · March 2016

My office doubles as our spare room when we have guests - I left a book titled "Loving Sex" on a dresser when BIL came to visit last time... and unlike your daughter @jenmlangtake2, he can most certainly read.

MooFish2364 · March 2016

Well damn...now I just want a housekeeper. Lol

ThePax89 · March 2016

With my last pregnancy, I was TTCing and had just discovered checking cervical height, cm, etc.

welp, washing hands prior to the exam and peeing after is important. I wound up with a wicked uti.

Still got KU. Bung through the pain.

LaurenDarling · March 2016

My MIL came over to clean our house while we were on vacation last week (as a nice gesture) and I didn't put any of my clothes away before we left. She cleaned off my dresser and put everything away, but left my black lace crotch less panties right on the center of the dresser because she wasn't sure what drawer I wanted them in...

silentP · March 2016

Lol! This was a good way to start a Monday morning.

Spartanrd4 · March 2016

We had to BD when my mom was visiting one time because it was during our fertile window and didn't want to miss the opportunity. Had to be very quiet and ended up having to get on the floor because our bed squeaks sometimes lol.

The other day I went to Target to restock on all my TTC supplies...pregnancy tests, OPKs, preseed, prenatal vitamins and of course the only check out that was open was some guy in his early 20s. Super awkward....I tried to avoid eye contact the whole time!

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