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Twatwaffle Tuesday! 3/8

OrangeEvOrangeEv member
in October 2016 Moms

I need to set an alarm on my phone for this.

My cat is a total twatwaffle this morning. She keeps dipping her paws in my water and flicking them at me!

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  • kmtz89kmtz89 member
    My electricity is a twatwaffle. It keeps lowering in power and then surging and I'm super worried all my electronic items are going to explode! 
    *American in Tanzania, East Africa, since 2013
    DH - Tanzanian
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  • simcal18simcal18 member
    Sinuses.  My sinuses are being a twatwaffle.
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    Married 7/15
    TTC #1 as of 8/15
    BFP 11/21/15 -- MC confirmed 12/1/15
    BFP #2 2/18/16
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  • PiperellaPiperella member
    My office with no windows or sky lights with drab gray walls is a twatwafffle.  I want to see the glorious sun on this warm and beautiful day! 
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  • MrsTucker2011MrsTucker2011 member
    TKBain said:
    The new convenience store my work just installed is a twatwaffle...I finally broke down and bought a peanut butter cookies only to realize after I bit into it that it was a vegan cookie! As someone who is not vegan- such disappointment! I finally splurge and it totally was not worth it! Damn you store for not clearly labeling your food!
    That's just cruel and unusual punishment - especially for a pregnant lady!
    Anniversary 

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  • emmaaaemmaaa member
    kmolleltz said:
    My electricity is a twatwaffle. It keeps lowering in power and then surging and I'm super worried all my electronic items are going to explode! 
    @kmolleltz  I would call your energy company to check it out. Ours used to do that and one day DH noticed the electrical panel glowing red (hot) and called. They had to come disconnect our power from the road and it turned out one of the wired wasn't grounded and could've caused an electrical fire.
    DH: 29 | Me: 29 
    Dating: 10/3/08 | Married: 12/27/14
    TTC #1: August 2015 | BFP: 2/3/16 | EDD: 10/7/16
    DD: 10/5/16
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    DS: 1/9/19
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  • nlane0723nlane0723 member
    Our fridge is a twaffle.  It died this weekend and now I have to go in the garage to get perishable items. #fwp I hope our new fridge gets delivered today.

    Me: 28  DH: 27
    TTC since 2011
    IVF #1 June 2013 DD born: 2/25/14
    IVF #2 January 2016 Double Transfer: 1/28/2016
    First Beta: 108 Second Beta: 360.3
    Twins EDD: 10/13/2016
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  • JDMRSJDMRS member
    Work is being a twatwaffle. I have to move offices next week from my quiet little nook, to an office on the hall that is loud as crap and I'm so grumpy about this (no more undisturbed lunch naps!). And I won't be able to rearrange the furniture cause, duh, I'm pregnant and can't be moving heavy stuff all around, so I am stuck with the former occupants terrible layout. Blah. 
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  • KaessiKaessi member
    I'm sorry @jdmrs - that truly sucks! My supervisor just decided to move a bunch of people around & I was terrified I was going to have to move...but thankfully I am "safe" so far. I did get a new neighbor that I'm not so happy about...but grateful I didn't have to pack up all my crap and move out of my "home"!

    And @orangeev - that made me laugh! My cat does all kind of twatwaffle-worthy things like this & while it's sometimes amusing, sometimes I just want to say, "C'mon man, is that really necessary?!"
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  • JDMRSJDMRS member
    @Kaessi ahh that must have been awful! Sorry about the new neighbor. 
    I called DH crying. It's the Worst Office in the World! At least I won't have to be in there in November, December, January, and most of February! 
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  • KaessiKaessi member
    @jdmrs I may have called mine crying about my new neighbor as well! And he said the same thing - at least you won't have to deal with her for a few months. So yes, that is positive!
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  • kmtz89kmtz89 member
    emmaaa said:
    kmolleltz said:
    My electricity is a twat waffle. It keeps lowering in power and then surging and I'm super worried all my electronic items are going to explode! 
    @kmolleltz  I would call your energy company to check it out. Ours used to do that and one day DH noticed the electrical panel glowing red (hot) and called. They had to come disconnect our power from the road and it turned out one of the wired wasn't grounded and could've caused an electrical fire.
    Oh that's terrible. Unfortunately I live in Tanzania. Our personal electricity box is actually connected to like 4 other houses. And electricity here is mostly a joke, so this is a every now and then occurrence. 
    *American in Tanzania, East Africa, since 2013
    DH - Tanzanian
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  • Tara0604Tara0604 member
    The Zika virus is a twatwaffle because it looks like i'm going to have to miss my sister's wedding (in Aruba) because of it. And i don't know how to tell her because she had already changed the original date because it was around the EDD (this month) of our last baby. Stupid Zika virus! :angry: 
    -=- Tara -=-

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  • MRSCORKERMRSCORKER member
    jillianpardo said:
    my husband is a twatwaffle because he didn't run out at 9pm last night to get me a kitkat
    This made me lol. 

    Me: 32 & DH: 37
    Married: November 2014
    TTC #1 Since: October 2015
    BFP #1: 11/18/15 - CP
    BFP #2: 2/8/16 - EDD 10/20/16
    IT'S A BOY!!!!
    DS Born 10/16/16

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  • mothernorthmothernorth member
    I am a twatwaffle. I was super prepared for a debate in my speech class today, but once I got to the podium with all of those eyes on me I totally choked. 

    ::crawls in hole::
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  • rebeccuhrebeccuh member
    edited March 2016
    Same Twatwaffle, different Tuesday: The TW in question just came up to me to say, "Way to be an overachiever on that project," all sarcastically.

    Yeah. In this instance, "overachiever" means doing what the project asked, which actually required almost no effort. The TW didn't even do that, and just got called out on it. So of course, yes, come over and bother me with your "friendly office guy but actually pissed that he got called out for sucking at life" banter. Also DIAF.


    EDIT: I politely asked the clicky pen TW to please just stop in a meeting today and she acted like I was the biggest bitch on earth for asking that. It took everything not to just laugh at her. I mean she was just incessantly clicking it, like Franny Glass reciting her Jesus prayer, in a tiny crowded meeting room. Who does that? 
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  • queen_frostinequeen_frostine member
    The flu - or whatever my illness is - is a big twatwaffle. I feel like shit, am worried about it hurting the baby (or if it doesn't, then the meds I am taking, which are doctor-approved but still) AND I'm terrified that my pregnancy symptoms have disappeared and the fatigue and nausea are only from the sickness.


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  • ladyshark311ladyshark311 member
    OrangeEv said:

    I need to set an alarm on my phone for this.

    My cat is a total twatwaffle this morning. She keeps dipping her paws in my water and flicking them at me!

    Ugh my cat was normally not the cuddly sort at ALL but I feel like she now knows I'm pregnant because she will NOT leave me alone! Lol I adore her but when I'm napping now she has to lay on me and makes my limbs go numb. If she isn't laying on me she's gently touching my nose with her paw and meowing at me. She's adorable but I want to sleep so lately she's a twatwaffle!! Sorry Olive, I still love you!!
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