To when I was 20 weeks and complaining that I hadn't felt any movement, I would tell my past self to STFU and enjoy it. I am sitting here at my desk, leaned back to a nearly horizontal position, because it feels as though this child is just parkour-ing all over my internal organs.
And sometimes I haven't felt him in a while, and when I realize that, it's like he can hear my damn thoughts and gives me a solid punch to the ribs. Thanks kid!
Is this thread going to turn into a Will and Grace gif party? Because I'm cool with that. Speaking of, can I stream episodes of W&G anywhere? That would be an amazing show to binge on maternity leave.
I would go back to before I got pregnant and I'd tell myself to get all the stuff done that I didn't have the time/energy for during the first & second tri due to hyperemesis/fatigue/etc, because I'm so behind on everything now.
Then I'd fast forward to now, by which point I could just relax and binge watch all the Will & Grace.
I would go back to before I got pregnant and I'd tell myself to get all the stuff done that I didn't have the time/energy for during the first & second tri due to hyperemesis/fatigue/etc, because I'm so behind on everything now.
Then I'd fast forward to now, by which point I could just relax and binge watch all the Will & Grace.
So much this! I put off doing way too many things and am now just overwhelmed and huge and tired...ugh. I am never going to get everything done!
I'd turn time waaaayyyy back to before we started TTC and tell myself to binge on wine until I couldn't stand it anymore.... that way it would be out of my system and maybe I wouldn't crave it so darn much right now!
I'd turn time waaaayyyy back to before we started TTC and tell myself to binge on wine until I couldn't stand it anymore.... that way it would be out of my system and maybe I wouldn't crave it so darn much right now!
I'd turn time waaaayyyy back to before we started TTC and tell myself to binge on wine until I couldn't stand it anymore.... that way it would be out of my system and maybe I wouldn't crave it so darn much right now!
You mean like this?
Or like this?
Oh how I miss Karen....
@yogahh HAHA! Yes! Both of those look about right. My idol.
I'd turn time waaaayyyy back to before we started TTC and tell myself to binge on wine until I couldn't stand it anymore.... that way it would be out of my system and maybe I wouldn't crave it so darn much right now!
@Kp90 I totally agree, I would've done the same darn thing kmsl.
Oh my gosh yes! If I was responsible, I would go back and tell my self to fucking do my ten minute yoga videos from the start! but really id probably go back to when I was at my nephews party in August and say "drink ALL the beer, you're gunna be pregnant by the weekend!"
I would go back and tell myself that going to Grad School while being pregnant and working full time is not the best idea. That I can stay in middle management for the rest of my career, screw grad school.
I would get a new job before getting pregnant. 3 months before so that I would be eligible for FMLA by the time I have the baby. And so that I didn't spend 6 months of this pregnancy stressed out by my former crappy boss. Stupid job.
I would tell first trimester me to sleep WAY more while I could still lay on my stomach. I didn't realize third trimester tiredness could hit so fast, and now the exhaustion is combined with never being comfortable AND flailing around like a turtle on its back when trying to move. I miss laying on my stomach so much.
I would have pushed my husband harder to find a new job before he lost his and definitely would NOT have bought the new minivan (bought it less than a week before husband lost his job- horrible timing)!
I would've got two chocolate chip cookies v. one when I had Penara for lunch today. I forgot I'd be working late and I want another one of those damn cookies soooo bad.
I would go back to when we started renovations with a detailed list of how to do everything we've done so far (and what is going to go wrong). That would take out so much stress.
Re: If I could go back in time....
Jack and Karen FOREVER!!!
Then I'd fast forward to now, by which point I could just relax and binge watch all the Will & Grace.
Or like this?
Oh how I miss Karen....
DS: Born 5-17-16
@yogahh HAHA! Yes! Both of those look about right. My idol.
but really id probably go back to when I was at my nephews party in August and say "drink ALL the beer, you're gunna be pregnant by the weekend!"
And feel you.
Nope, never mind, that's her. I feel her. All the time :P
Married: Oct 20, 2013
BFP 1: Aug 31, 2015
EDD 1: May 12, 2016
DD1 Emma born May 12, 2016
An Honest Account of New Motherhood (with Postpartum Anxiety, Depression, and OCD)
BFP 2: October 07, 2019
EDD 2: June 20, 2020
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BFP #1: 9/12/2015
DD: 6/1/2016
BFP #2: 1/16/2018 MC 2/2/2018
DD: 05/14/16
Been married since 2009.
Unicornuate Uterus (yes I menstruate glitter)
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Twins born March 2014 at 26 weeks due to preterm labor
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