The Twatwafflest of all Tuesdays

Re: The Twatwafflest of all Tuesdays

• celainev member

  March 2016

  Ew. I'm so sorry that happened, @groovylocks! That is unbelievably disgusting! Today my dad told me I was wrong for being concerned when my baby was crying in another room, instead of taking a nap. I immediately asked him to stop micro parenting me and that I was Carlos' mother and know how to take care of him. His immediate reaction was to tell me that "I clearly don't know how to." It hurt my feelings and he apologized... My parents are great but I'm on vacation with my family right now and all of them have opinions...

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• groovylocks member

  March 2016 edited March 2016

  if it makes you feel any better, My dad's on your side. He thinks babies should never be put down during their first year unless they want space. He thinks arms are the best parenting tool there is. So my dad would think you're a wonderful mother. 
  
  

  And yeah.. it was creepy and very ew. This guy is from another country and culture and it occurrs to me that maybe this is one of those harmless expressions that sound creepy to people outside that culture. Like how we say "I could eat her up!" I mean.. obviously we're not cannibals but.. To an outside who had never heard such a thing, that's pretty creepy.

  
  

  But i went on mommy instinct, blocked the guy and am now beating myself up for letting him in.

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• Gingermom15 member

  March 2016 edited March 2016

  No no no no no. That's so creepy and disgusting. People like that serve no purpose anywhere and IMO the world would be better off if they were all sent to some remote island. Just gone. 
  
  SO's sort of a TW today. Henry is going through is 12 week leap, so very clingy and fussy. He cried for an hour straight this morning and only catnapped the rest of the day. All while SO slept (he works til 7 am, so He sleeps most of the day). When he woke up I had him take Henry so I could shower, he actually said "you're not going to make dinner first?". I could have throat punched him. 
  After the shower he proceeded to inform me that Henry was having a very fussy day and that I should take him back. I really have no other complaints about SO, he's a great partner and Dad but just so ignorant sometimes. 

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• pupsicle23 member

  March 2016

  @groovylocks Ew. Ew. Ew. I'm so sorry.  What a creep.
  
  I've been meaning to clean up my Facebook and Instagram friends list.  I'll be doing that tomorrow.  
  
  @chaelainev My mom is the same way,  but she's never said that I don't know how to take care of my child.  I would be so upset. 
  
  My house is a TW. Appliances keep not working properly,  and last night a light cover fell and shattered.  I've vacuumed multiple times, but I keep stepping on miniscule pieces of glass and having to dig them out with tweezers. Thank goodness DD isn't crawling.

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• navyblueladybug member

  March 2016

  Oh thank God this threat is here... DH IS THE TWATTIEST TWAT OF A WAFFLE EVERRRRR!!! Omg, here's what happened and I'm still confused... So DH and I are both on a diet (finally committing to it) and he says "hey, can you make home made chicken noodle soup for dinner, we need to use that chicken." Sure! No problem! He says "cool, I want grilled cheese too." Ok. I'll make one for you but I'll pass (not enough calories left for one for me). I make the soup. He texts me he's on his way home around 5 so I start making his grilled cheese. I use the shredded Monterey Jack that's in the fridge, butter the bread and measure the cheese out so he knows how much to log for calories. I put it open face in the pan. He come in the kitchen and sees the sandwich. He says, "oh, why didn't you use the Swiss slices that were in there?" I say, "who the hell puts Swiss on a grilled cheese?!" He says, "we need to use it, it was expensive, you eat that one and I'll make another." I tell him I'm not eating a sandwich, just soup. He rolls his eyes. Then he says, "throw it out, I'd rather waste the shredded kind than the Swiss." Ok, whatever. Now, here's where I get really confused. I don't say anything, but I flip the sandwich closed so I can get it out of the pan and he slams the cheese down on the ground, starts yelling (I honestly can't remember what he said I was so shocked), and walks out of the apartment. WTF?!? He came back about 20 mins later but still hasn't apologized or said anything about his meltdown to me. I'm so mad at him!!! After we fight we usually just cool off apart and put it past us but I'm not doing that this time... He needs to apologize... Dumbass twatwaffle! 

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• Gingermom15 member

  March 2016

  
  
  That sounds so delicious. I need 3. 
  
  
  

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• Court11152325 member

  March 2016

  @groovylocks that is a scary situation. Does he live near you?
  
  today my dad told me I needed to do some sit ups. When he saw the look of pure anger and annoyance he backtracked and said, "not for you, for me." Sure...

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• ammnam14 member

  March 2016

  The lady at our DEERS office was incredibly twatwaffley. She turned a 5 minute process into an awkward 30 minutes of creepiness. We were enrolling DD and she insisted that she held her. Cool, I don't mind when people hold her. But this twat started calling herself the DEERs grandma and kissed DD a million times on the cheek!!!!! WTAF lady!! DH and I sat there biting our tongues. Who does that?! DD got fussy with her and she insisted that she was hungry. No psycho chick, she just doesn't like you. WTF. 

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• blended10 member

  March 2016

  yuck yuck yuck @groovylocks
  
  my dd's leap or sickness or whatever is happening to her is a twatwaffle. Last night she screamed like I've not heard in a long time followed by shitty sleep followed by Ive been up since 2:45. And ds got up around 5:30 sooo yah. FML

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• groovylocks member

  March 2016

  Court11152325 said:

  @groovylocks that is a scary situation. Does he live near you?
  
  today my dad told me I needed to do some sit ups. When he saw the look of pure anger and annoyance he backtracked and said, "not for you, for me." Sure...

  No thank god. 

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• ramfam2507 member

  March 2016

  As usual, my husbands a huge twatwaffle. He was served divorce papers on Saturday and has yet to tell me he got them.
  
  Wouldn't a normal person say "hey, got your papers"?!  
  
  Also, I texted him on Monday because DD was asking when he's coming to see her and all he did was ask when he's getting his portion of the tax refund. 
  
  #dadoftheyear 

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• MomofEv+1 member

  March 2016

  Dude that's beyond gross. Not to get in a discussion about crime and punishment but I'm all about cruel and unusual punishment for pedophiles. I can't believe the sentences handed out to some non-violent criminals and the comparative slap on the wrist to the sickos targeting children. I would want to cut off that guys balls...with a rusty spoon.

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• groovylocks member

  March 2016

  My husband's a twatwaffle too. No big surprise. But this time, he's sort of a twatwaffle in a way that isn't totally his fault. But i blame him. 

  
  

  When we met, i was living in Canada - where i am from. He was living in the USA. When we got married, he insisted i move not only to the USA but to his home state of Michigan, five minutes from his parents' house. I did. We could have compromised and lived in Ontario. Toronto is 4 hours from his parents. Windsor is half an hour. But no. He had to live in the same neighbourhood. 

  
  

  In canada, we get a year maternity leave at I believe 65% (i might have my facts slightly messed up on the percent of pay - i never had a baby there). In canada I WOULD JUST BE SETTLING INTO MY LEAVE. 

  
  

  Here in the USA, through my job, I got 12 weeks. 

  
  

  12 weeks that is UP TODAY. I go back to work tomorrow. I'm heartbroken. I feel like I am dying tomorrow. My heart aches. 

  
  

  Yet somehow, douchebag supreme manages to GET MY EFFING YEAR LEAVE. 

  
  

  How? He's decided I'll work and he'll stay home with Olive since I have the job that pays a lot more. 

  
  

  So not only does he take me from my country, a country that would have given me a full year off, he THEN TAKES MY DAMNED YEAR. 

  
  

  And what does he say after i tuck my precious child into bed and start weeping? "Oh please, you're just going to work. I wouldn't react this way."

  
  

  Yeah bitch. Because you're not going back to work. And even if you did, you wouldn't care. That's the final kick in the face after this total emotional beating. He doesn't even appreciate it. 

  
  

  What's good about this is that my work is NOT a twatwaffle and has offered me an additional month unpaid at any point i want to take it in her first year. Unpaid, ok. That sucks. But up to now, I've received full pay on my leave, which is really great. I've decided to take that month. I'm not sure when but likely around the time she starts eating solid foods. 

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• groovylocks member

  March 2016

  Oh and work is also the anti-twatwaffle by giving me the option to work from home anytime i want. I don't see it as being feasible.. but the option.. having that option is nice

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• amye02 member

  March 2016

  @groovylocks I think you reacted appropriately by blocking the creep. So gross
  
  I'm a day late but being sick and still having to go to work is a twatwaffle. On top of that my fiancé ate all of the girl scout cookies 

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