OMG I forgot about pregnancy dreams!! Mine all tended to be R rated last time, as well, but not necessarily featuring my husband LOL. So far I haven't had anything worth remembering this time, but I'm sure they're coming.
I had vivid dreams every single night during my first tri but then they just stopped the past few weeks.. I have to say I've always had vivid crazy dreams though and I kept a dream journal for a long time so it's always a crack up to read through them.
I had had one a few weeks ago where me and my mom were moving into a trailer park / camp ground of some sort and we were really mad because they only had single wides and we wanted a double wide haha.. Then we drive the trailer to the grocery store and my mom is trying to park it and starts yelling out the window at a lady in the car next to us to move out of the way. Meanwhile I look down and I have the prettiest baby girl in my lap - picture perfect like a gerber baby- and she has a big red velvet dress on with a shiny gold sash. I get mad that my mom put her in that because it's too fancy for the grocery store so I start taking it off to put her in a plain white onsie. The baby is just laughing like she thinks it's funny she's all dolled up for no reason... Then I woke up
First and only dream with a baby in it.. I don't know if it's boy or girl yet and I have a feeling it was boy so we shall see!!
I had a dream that I had a son, and he turned out to be psycho. So my husband and I left him at an abandoned house in the middle of the woods in South Carolina. He then killed 3 people whose car had broken down...
I think that was a mixture of the onions I had in my dinner (which always make me crazy) and watching The Human Centipede all those years ago...
No more onions for me.
first time momma -a heart at peace gives life to the body-
This dream happened right after blizzard Jonas. DH and I were headed to our apt garage and I was so relieved we actually had an underground garage (in real life, we don't) esp since we wouldn't have any issues getting the car out. However, the elevator we were in took us to a lower level than the floor we were going to. The door opens, and in front of our eyes, there's a giant black cage. In it? A roaring tiger who immediately tried to charge at us with his giant paws(?). I remember pressing the "door close" button so fast and went up to the penthouse (totally forgeting about our car). Up at the penthouse was a Willy Wonka factory with all kinds of candies. At least the ending was comforting.
I am on my 4th pregnancy and every single time I have had the weirdest dreams. I always have strange dreams and I always remember them, but while pregnant they are 150X's more strange lol. For example the other night I dreamt that my husband sold me to a man that was already married and I had to do whatever it was he wanted me to. I was under a contract. It was weird. He even sang the rules to me.
Omg! Aside from random animals appearing in my dreams, I am legit having sex in my dreams! Last night, DH and I were having sex for the first time in my dream and we were being all careful not to poke the baby LOL felt so real though. Really frustrating when I wake up to his loud snoring and realize it was yet another dream. Hormones...
....I seriously woke the other night around 1am from crying. Literally crying. I had been dreaming I was with 2 girlfriends at some sort of food truck thing. 3 food trucks, hundreds of people, we managed to get 2 items from each truck. Then one of my girls said she wasn't feeling well and left taking the food with her. The food trucks ran out and closed for the night. I sat down alone in the dirt and started crying because I didn't get a hot dog.
I had a dream that I gave birth but it turned out that I had been a surrogate mother all along and it wasn't actually my baby. And then it turned into a puppy instead. I've had one or two "r-rated" dreams but most of my weird dreams just end up being about work
I went from having a pretty great sex dream where I feel like I might have actually been moaning in my sleep, to shortly after that having a dream that I was in my old high school and being chased only for them to tell me only one of the babies was mine. Somehow someone managed to implant me with someone else's baby! So instead of having twins only one is mine to keep. It freaked me out a bit!
Ugh! You know that terrible story being reported about the hospital doing a procedure on the wrong newborn? Well I made the mistake of reading the whole thing, then had a dream that my tounge had been operated on similar to the baby and I couldn't talk and was caughing up blood. It was not a fun dream! Good reminder to be careful what news I read!
Last night I dreamed that my husband got someone else pregnant and she was due 2 months after me.
The best part: I wasn't upset that he cheated; I was upset that he wouldn't want to have a fourth baby with me because he was having his fourth with someone else!! LOL
Me: 25 DH: 28
Hubby's little boy - my wonderful step-son - born 5/23/10
BFP#1: 06/2010...my beautiful baby girl born 3/7/2011
BFP #2: 10/24/15...mc on 10/31/15
BFP #3: 11/27/15. EDD 8/6/16
"Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm." -Winston Churchill
I went on an adventure with the Trailer Park Boys last night, all the characters from one of my favorite TV shows. We hung out in dream land for like 3 days!
I had this dream my sister sat me down in front of a tv and said my mom had a surprise. It was a gender reveal video my mom had made telling me we were going to have a boy. She cut a cake with the blue cake on the inside. She had gotten a blood test from my doctor that told her the gender. I was livid and crying in my dream. So weird!
No crazy dreams here, but I keep dreaming that we go into our next appointment and find out we're having two girls, which is throwing me off because all along I've felt like it's two boys!
I have been having weird dreams since before I have been pregnant. My brain pulls the weirdest casts sometimes. Usually it is a combination of people I see almost every day, those I haven't seen in years, and a handful of those my brain makes up.
The most recent one was interesting -- I was working in a brothel (apparently as the Mistress, not a sex worker). My husband was the cook, and a good friend of mine was an errand boy in the brothel. He ran things to the rooms. I was walking down a hall and he comes out of a room shirtless. I ask why he had no shirt, he was all "well... it's an interesting story..." I shook my head and went to talk to my cook husband.
Funny thing - I told my friend about it and when I got to the part about him being shirtless leaving a room, he was all "well... You see..." and I just laughed. He said obvi my dream means I need to open the brothel. He offered to be the errand boy.
-- I have also had the R-rated and X-rated dreams (involving hubby dearest). Some wake me up intensely wanting.
Dreamed I had to go back to work a week after having baby but I really wanted to breastfeed. To keep my supply going I nursed a puppy. But by the time I got home grandparents had already fed baby real food so baby didn't need/want milk.
Married - 4/7/07 Son #1- 2/15/08 Son #2- 8/18/10 Baby 3 due 8/8/16
I had a dream last night that in order for DH to keep his job we had to go to this weird amusement park and ride these really sketchy roller coasters. The last roller coaster we had to ride was placed in batmans backyard so he was walking me out there but he kept pulling his penis out. I had apple pie before bed so maybe that wasn't the best choice.
I hate mine.... I have dreams about other men, and in some I know I'm cheating on my husband and in some I'm not pregnant or with my husband. Makes me feel so horrible. I do have a lot of R rated ones about him too, but it's almost always one of my exs and a guy from college I had several flings with (we were just friends) I would never tell H. He would be so upset bUT I cannot help it!!!
The dreams have been crazy for me. I can't always remember them but wake up feeling almost exhausted from them. These are the ones that have stood out to me the most.
1- Going into labor and everything going well and all of a sudden they are handing me my baby BOY( we don't know what we are having yet) and me saying "it's true, you really don't remember it". Everyone keeps saying that to me so my brain can't form the situation!
2 - Picking up my little sister at daycare (shes 8 years younger then me so when we were little I used to pick her up from places) but when I get there and see her, she is my sister of now (22 years old) and I start crying saying "they grow up so fast".
3 - Last night I had a dream that Payton Manning and Hillary Clinton had a debate... so weird! They are both in the news a lot so I guess that's why...
Me - 33; DH - 33 Dating 1/18/06 Married 9/21/13 BFP #1 12/15/15 - C Born 8/27/16 BFP #2 1/10/20 - EDD 9/8/20
I went to have my ultrasound and the dr. had some fast-track, assembly line thing going on for ultrasounds. They would take 10 people at a time. And we were lined up in two rows of 5 each. They had these super long tables with maybe 5 feet in between. So they made us all lay down on the tables but the only way 5 of us could fit on the table was to stagger us by have us put our heads in the crotch of the person above us. I ended up with my head on the crotch of some guy who was having an U/S of some other part of his body. The U/S machine was between the two tables of people, so they just started at the top working right table, left table, right table, left table, etc... until they finished all 10. So weird! And I am so glad they don't do U/S like that!
Married - 4/7/07 Son #1- 2/15/08 Son #2- 8/18/10 Baby 3 due 8/8/16
Re: Pregnancy Dreams
Hello hormones
Baby #2 due 8/11/2016
I dreamed my husband turned into a washing machine last night.
I blame it on his snoring.
I had had one a few weeks ago where me and my mom were moving into a trailer park / camp ground of some sort and we were really mad because they only had single wides and we wanted a double wide haha.. Then we drive the trailer to the grocery store and my mom is trying to park it and starts yelling out the window at a lady in the car next to us to move out of the way. Meanwhile I look down and I have the prettiest baby girl in my lap - picture perfect like a gerber baby- and she has a big red velvet dress on with a shiny gold sash. I get mad that my mom put her in that because it's too fancy for the grocery store so I start taking it off to put her in a plain white onsie. The baby is just laughing like she thinks it's funny she's all dolled up for no reason... Then I woke up
First and only dream with a baby in it.. I don't know if it's boy or girl yet and I have a feeling it was boy so we shall see!!
I think that was a mixture of the onions I had in my dinner (which always make me crazy) and watching The Human Centipede all those years ago...
No more onions for me.
-a heart at peace gives life to the body-
And this is just one of the many many I've had
I've had one or two "r-rated" dreams but most of my weird dreams just end up being about work
The best part: I wasn't upset that he cheated; I was upset that he wouldn't want to have a fourth baby with me because he was having his fourth with someone else!! LOL
The most recent one was interesting -- I was working in a brothel (apparently as the Mistress, not a sex worker). My husband was the cook, and a good friend of mine was an errand boy in the brothel. He ran things to the rooms. I was walking down a hall and he comes out of a room shirtless. I ask why he had no shirt, he was all "well... it's an interesting story..." I shook my head and went to talk to my cook husband.
Funny thing - I told my friend about it and when I got to the part about him being shirtless leaving a room, he was all "well... You see..." and I just laughed. He said obvi my dream means I need to open the brothel. He offered to be the errand boy.
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I have also had the R-rated and X-rated dreams (involving hubby dearest). Some wake me up intensely wanting.
Son #1- 2/15/08
Son #2- 8/18/10
Baby 3 due 8/8/16
1- Going into labor and everything going well and all of a sudden they are handing me my baby BOY( we don't know what we are having yet) and me saying "it's true, you really don't remember it". Everyone keeps saying that to me so my brain can't form the situation!
2 - Picking up my little sister at daycare (shes 8 years younger then me so when we were little I used to pick her up from places) but when I get there and see her, she is my sister of now (22 years old) and I start crying saying "they grow up so fast".
3 - Last night I had a dream that Payton Manning and Hillary Clinton had a debate... so weird! They are both in the news a lot so I guess that's why...
Me - 33; DH - 33Dating 1/18/06
Married 9/21/13
BFP #1 12/15/15 - C Born 8/27/16
BFP #2 1/10/20 - EDD 9/8/20
I went to have my ultrasound and the dr. had some fast-track, assembly line thing going on for ultrasounds. They would take 10 people at a time. And we were lined up in two rows of 5 each. They had these super long tables with maybe 5 feet in between. So they made us all lay down on the tables but the only way 5 of us could fit on the table was to stagger us by have us put our heads in the crotch of the person above us. I ended up with my head on the crotch of some guy who was having an U/S of some other part of his body. The U/S machine was between the two tables of people, so they just started at the top working right table, left table, right table, left table, etc... until they finished all 10. So weird! And I am so glad they don't do U/S like that!
Son #1- 2/15/08
Son #2- 8/18/10
Baby 3 due 8/8/16