Twat Waffle Tuesday

OrangeEv · February 2016

I have one. Due to this snow, although it is pretty, I am unable to go up north and see my family. Snow, YOU ARE A FANNY MUFFIN.

Hillzy30 · February 2016

My entire body is a twat waffle these days. I'm suffering horribly from allergies and bleeding/spotting on and off for 2 weeks now (which dr. says is more common than not after IVF/FET procedures).

So, body, you're not being helpful. Like, at all. Just grow this baby and leave it at that.

moosette113 · February 2016

My face is being serious a twat-waffle. To be fair, I always have acne, but this is just an extra special dose of twat-waffle-ry. At this point, a chinstrap beard would be an improvement to my jaw line.

OrangeEv · February 2016

moosette113 said:

My face is being serious a twat-waffle. To be fair, I always have acne, but this is just an extra special dose of twat-waffle-ry. At this point, a chinstrap beard would be an improvement to my jaw line.

Sorry, I laughed out loud.

ejmo68 · February 2016

My DD's sippy cup this morning is a twatwaffle...so she starts to drink out of it and it leaks everywhere so I take it from her and adjust the top give it back to her and still leaking. So I ended up just getting a different cup which of course makes us 5 mins late this morning.

Kaytee1087 · February 2016

My brain is being the twatwaffle at the moment. I can't seem to get a handle around my PG brain and it's screwing everything up! I messed up at work yesterday, twice in like 10 minutes. I'm always forgetting things, I can't spell worth a damn all of a sudden, and it's making me look like I just started my job instead of having worked here almost 4 years.

Get it together brain!

smmatt08 · February 2016

@OrangeEv I'm with you on the snow being a twat! We didn't get to head south to see my family and tell them our news because of the snow on Sunday.

iceandsnowflakes29 · February 2016

Normally I love snow but, the snow days have to end. I need my son to go to preschool!!!!

MRSCORKER · February 2016

Pregnancy nose is a twatwaffle today. All I can smell is cat litter. The box is clean, it's the smell of the actual litter that is following me no matter where I am in the house.

br0co1ii · February 2016

My co-worker is a twat-waffle. I'm her back-up, and she called in today, knowing full well that I have the flu and will have to pick up her slack. Plus, she sucks at her job, so I'm cleaning up all of her horrendous messes that she made out of everything. And I just want to go back to bed, but I can't. Because I'm adulting. And I'm a twat-waffle for coming to work with the flu. (I will make this point AGAIN the next time I ask if I can just work from home for the love of all things holy.)

JamieK1882 · February 2016

Whoever hacked into my Instagram account and made it all porn is a TW. Asshole.

PeggyOlsonFTW · February 2016

Ben from Lost is a twatwaffle. That guy just flat out sucks. (Great character though!)

_darth · February 2016

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This fluffy white crap is a twatwaffle. There is too much of it.

My city is also a twatwaffle for cutting funding to plow the residential side streets.

The car is too short to get out, so we are snowed in for the day. It's cool though. This is Canada. No mass panic, and if I need something from the grocery store, I'll just snow shoe over. There is a really lovely park trails that stops across the street from the Loblaws, ~20 minutes each way.

br0co1ii · February 2016

@DarthFuriosa your picture of the snow makes me a bit jealous. I used to live in Buffalo, and I miss the snow so much sometimes. I miss weather in general actually.

_darth · February 2016

@br0co1ii I love the snow from New Year's to about January 15th. But then it sticks around until April.

Also, that's a 3 foot fence, and there are stairs somewhere in there.

joyful08 · February 2016

PeggyOlsonFTW said:

Ben from Lost is a twatwaffle. That guy just flat out sucks. (Great character though!)

Did someone say LOST?!

I am only slightly unimaginably obsessed with this show lol. Ben is a terrible person and should have never been trusted for one second.

I keep telling DH we need to rewatch the show but he says no because then that's all we will watch and I'll be obsessed again.

When people tell me they never watched it I'm like...

lol sorry this show makes me feel all the feels!!

PeggyOlsonFTW · February 2016

joyful08 said:

PeggyOlsonFTW said:

Ben from Lost is a twatwaffle. That guy just flat out sucks. (Great character though!)

Did someone say LOST?!

I am only slightly unimaginably obsessed with this show lol. Ben is a terrible person and should have never been trusted for one second.

I keep telling DH we need to rewatch the show but he says no because then that's all we will watch and I'll be obsessed again.

When people tell me they never watched it I'm like...
lol sorry this show makes me feel all the feels!!

YAS!!!!!!! I'm rewatching it for like the 6th time. It's so damn good. (Except for when Kate starts to suck.)

ETA: I wanted to include in our wedding vows that I'd love DH as much as Desmond loves Penny, but he vetoed. Party pooper.

joyful08 · February 2016

PeggyOlsonFTW said:

joyful08 said:

PeggyOlsonFTW said:

Ben from Lost is a twatwaffle. That guy just flat out sucks. (Great character though!)

Did someone say LOST?!

I am only slightly unimaginably obsessed with this show lol. Ben is a terrible person and should have never been trusted for one second.

I keep telling DH we need to rewatch the show but he says no because then that's all we will watch and I'll be obsessed again.

When people tell me they never watched it I'm like...
lol sorry this show makes me feel all the feels!!

YAS!!!!!!! I'm rewatching it for like the 6th time. It's so damn good. (Except for when Kate starts to suck.)

ETA: I wanted to include in our wedding vows that I'd love DH as much as Desmond loves Penny, but he vetoed. Party pooper.

Ugh men are no fun!! I was in the middle of rewatching it for maybe only the third time but we moved and I have forgotten about it. I will start again tomorrow when DH is at work! I'm not usually someone who gets obsessed with shoes but this is seriously one of the best shows ever.

JCWhitey · February 2016

The parent who knowingly sent their kid to daycare with pink eye is a twatwaffle. Do you have any idea how annoying and contagious pink eye is? Now my baby has it and it's driving her crazy which is driving me crazy. And it's one thing to send them and not realize the kid has it, but this parent knew and tried to say the kid had dog hair in their eye and that's why it was puffy and goopy.

_darth · February 2016

I'm the twatwaffle. I forgot to spawn a Weekly Symptoms thread, so the special snowflakes spawned a thread for every symptom.

Hillzy30 · February 2016

The TOMS company is a giant twatwaffle. I've been wearing their shoes forever. My mom got me a pair for Christmas and they're falling apart - not even two months old. I contacted their warranty department today who won't do jack since she purchased them on Amazon. Really???

queen_frostine · February 2016

Our vet's office is a twatwaffle. Not our vet herself, but we couldn't freaking make an appointment. Every time I call I have to wait several minutes on hold, then the front desk transfers me to someone else to actually schedule the appointment, who may or may not be there. Now our appointment is scheduled... for NEXT FRIDAY. If only there were more good vets for guinea pigs.

AshleyGemini24 · February 2016

My van is a TW. The Axle Broke On My Van the other day. This is our only vehicle at the time. My mechanic lost his mothe over the weekend, sI he is not able to fix it at the time. My grandfather said he would fix it it for me, but my great uncle passed yesterday. So that postpones fixing my van too. Which is totally understandable. After all family is more important. It just sucks that I'm having to.struggle to find transportation to and from work and to and from the service tomorrow. And I live in the middle of nowhere too. So catchi.g a ride isn't so easy.

Sorry for the spelling and punctuation. Apparentlyy phone wants to be a twatwaffle too.

JamieK1882 · February 2016

Still waiting on my letter to find out if I got tenure or not...so either people at my job are TW for not sending yet, or the USPS is a TW. Sorry, you guys will prob hear me bitch about this daily until it comes...

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