Wtf Wednesday

Escheffler34 · February 2016

its been a while so... Let's hear it!!!

Mine is wtf to my allergies... I couldn't sleep and had to shower at midnight cause I was so itchy! Baby slept like an angel of course

jkloeppel · February 2016

On nights DD sleeps like a rock, I have insomnia. Wtf.

VexedMommy · February 2016

WTF baby girl? I love you to pieces and I'm very happy that you're smiling and laughing often. However, I'd be an even happier mommy if you were unconscious from 2 - 4am. I understand waking up every 2 - 3 hours to eat (although if you didn't do that I would be ecstatic) but just playing in the wee hours of the morning when mommy has to wake up at 5am is cruel and unusual.

I can't link it, but cracked.com has an excellent article on 5 banned CIA torture techniques babies use on you. I wholeheartedly agree.

SweetTooth126 · February 2016

Wtf to my weight. I keep packing on the pounds even though I am eating healthy and go to the gym religiously. I am now 20 lbs away from pre pregnancy weight!! So much for breastfeeding making the lbs melt off!

angelinthepit23 · February 2016

WTF to LuLaRoe, just open a damn store so I can buy my leggings. I'm sick of waitin for pop-ups that either have nothing I want or everything I want and it's all gone in seconds. It was OK pre-baby but now I actually have shit to do lol

rachswi · February 2016

SweetTooth126 said:

Wtf to my weight. I keep packing on the pounds even though I am eating healthy and go to the gym religiously. I am now 20 lbs away from pre pregnancy weight!! So much for breastfeeding making the lbs melt off!

Ditto. Pretty much wtf to breastfeeding. Where is the magical lbs melting off that I was promised and why has my period already returned? Those were supposed to be perks of my nipples being sent through hell. Seriously - if LO would ever take formula, I'd consider scaling back the BFing.

Also WTF to my little man fighting sleep so hard. You get yourself overtired by fighting sleep and then we're both in a worse state. Just go to sleep.

doodleoodle · February 2016

rachswi said:

SweetTooth126 said:

Wtf to my weight. I keep packing on the pounds even though I am eating healthy and go to the gym religiously. I am now 20 lbs away from pre pregnancy weight!! So much for breastfeeding making the lbs melt off!

Ditto. Pretty much wtf to breastfeeding. Where is the magical lbs melting off that I was promised and why has my period already returned? Those were supposed to be perks of my nipples being sent through hell. Seriously - if LO would ever take formula, I'd consider scaling back the BFing.

Also WTF to my little man fighting sleep so hard. You get yourself overtired by fighting sleep and then we're both in a worse state. Just go to sleep.

This. I would love to be able to fit into my pre-pregnancy jeans. I know it took 9 months to put on and expect 9 month to take it off blah blah blah. At this point I'm actually sick of leggings (gasp!).

eamarat · February 2016

Wtf to baby eczema. Nothing I do seems to help. Just leave my poor baby alone.

DogLoverX3 · February 2016

Wtf to my f***ing boss! I returned to work today after returning home from the hospital yesterday after a very long, trying week. I nanny 3 kids and take my daughter with me to work everyday(very lucky I understand). BUT the 4 year old who Charlotte got RSV from still have a cough. When I asked her not to get close to C because she walked over coughing and C is still contagious with her cough and so are you(Kate that is), her dad piped in and said she's had it long enough and is not longer contagious. Ok, stupid for one-she's still coughing. AND BY ALL MEANS PLEASE LET YOUR 4 YEAR OLD COUGH ALL OVER MY DAUGHTER, WHO WAS JUST RELEASED FROM THE HOSPITAL. WTF?!
With that said, I called my pediatrician just to make sure I wasn't insane, who laughed and said as long as she's coughing, she's spreading the virus. Note to self: They obviously don't care, which I never saw coming!

FilmFreak933 · February 2016

WTF to my MIL (as usual). She left for a trip to Hawaii yesterday. She sent a group text at 4AM simply to let us know she's 5 hours behind and it's 11PM where she is. Luckily it woke both myself and LO up an hour before we had to be. Because sleep isn't hard enough...

mcandice16 · February 2016

Wtf to my period! You came for the first time since baby a week and a half ago, stayed for 8 long days (was going through a super tampon an hour for the first three days) and now you are back just as bad as it was before. Mini pill you can suck it. I'll take my chances of getting knocked up. I'd rather be knocked up than bleeding like a chicken with its head cut off!!

threatlevelmidnight · February 2016

eamarat said:

Wtf to baby eczema. Nothing I do seems to help. Just leave my poor baby alone.

You probably already tried this but my LO had this on his cheeks, and I put coconut oil on it religiously (I do 3 times a day) and it cleared up pretty quickly.

Wtf to this weather? -3° windchills. I just want to take LO for walks. We (I) am starting to go crazy!

kmd91 · February 2016

Wtf to my boobs. I have no idea what has happened, but all of the sudden they're now back to the way things were when I'd first had my son before my supply regulated. Like, I'm getting painfully engorged before each pump session. I'm grateful that with that comes more milk so I don't have to stress about having plenty to feed the baby. But dang! Ouch.

And WTF to my husband. Who has been on his ps4 constantly, playing call of duty with his work buddies. You work with them all day, come home, talk to me for a couple minutes, then you "have to" get on and play with them for the rest of the evening. Including while you eat the dinner I cooked you while juggling our 3 month old and an 18 month old who is wild as can be. I just want some attention, okay? A little help would be great, too. But I would settle for a little bit of attention.

helsbels222 · February 2016

Wtf to LO who refuses to sleep the last two nights but naps so nice in her bed during the day.

Wtf to me going back to work in less than 4 weeks!

Wtf to my weight! Have no gained or lost one single pound since 3 weeks pp.

skabanak · February 2016

alyssaleighw said:

eamarat said:

Wtf to baby eczema. Nothing I do seems to help. Just leave my poor baby alone.

You probably already tried this but my LO had this on his cheeks, and I put coconut oil on it religiously (I do 3 times a day) and it cleared up pretty quickly.

Wtf to this weather? -3° windchills. I just want to take LO for walks. We (I) am starting to go crazy!

Awww lol -3? We get -40 up here in the Yukon.

rachswi · February 2016

VexedMommy said:

I can't link it, but cracked.com has an excellent article on 5 banned CIA torture techniques babies use on you. I wholeheartedly agree.

I found the article and once Zeke finally let me sit down to read it I couldn't agree more. It's so true lol.

ColoradoHiker · February 2016

WTF to job hunting. Seriously.

Also, WTF to my mom for *still* giving me crap about things no longer recommended for babies, like baby powder. And then going ahead and using it anyway when I wasn't around to say no.

And a happy WTF moment! Two close friends had their babies on Sunday night/ Monday morning. I can't believe how big my 12w old baby looks in comparison now.

eamarat · February 2016

alyssaleighw said:

eamarat said:

Wtf to baby eczema. Nothing I do seems to help. Just leave my poor baby alone.

You probably already tried this but my LO had this on his cheeks, and I put coconut oil on it religiously (I do 3 times a day) and it cleared up pretty quickly.

Wtf to this weather? -3° windchills. I just want to take LO for walks. We (I) am starting to go crazy!

I'm putting coconut oil on at about every diaper changer. It helps when continuously using it but the moment I stop it's back and seems to be worse.

mcandice16 · February 2016

My oldest has eczema, he's 19 months, but the doctor said to make sure to use cream not a lotion. We bought the aveeno eczema cream and it helps a lot. She also prescribed him an ointment but that's only when it's really bad. Otherwise just the cream like 3 times a day

Escheffler34 · February 2016

Also even though it's Thursday now, wtf to whoever invented baby pajamas with 10 million snaps. Doing it correctly while trying to keep baby asleep after a diaper change in the middle of the night is a whole new level of torture.

MercyC1130 · February 2016

DogLoverX3 said:

Wtf to my f***ing boss! I returned to work today after returning home from the hospital yesterday after a very long, trying week. I nanny 3 kids and take my daughter with me to work everyday(very lucky I understand). BUT the 4 year old who Charlotte got RSV from still have a cough. When I asked her not to get close to C because she walked over coughing and C is still contagious with her cough and so are you(Kate that is), her dad piped in and said she's had it long enough and is not longer contagious. Ok, stupid for one-she's still coughing. AND BY ALL MEANS PLEASE LET YOUR 4 YEAR OLD COUGH ALL OVER MY DAUGHTER, WHO WAS JUST RELEASED FROM THE HOSPITAL. WTF?!
With that said, I called my pediatrician just to make sure I wasn't insane, who laughed and said as long as she's coughing, she's spreading the virus. Note to self: They obviously don't care, which I never saw coming!

--QBF--

WTH, what if the tables were turned?
So inconsiderate to the point of strangely careless when they themselves have children.

MercyC1130 · February 2016

Wtf to still not getting stuff done.
Some days I do alright. But wth, I'm constantly adding stuff to my to do list, but rarely am crossing them off!
I would like to get the hang of this soon.

VexedMommy · February 2016

Escheffler34 said:

Also even though it's Thursday now, wtf to whoever invented baby pajamas with 10 million snaps. Doing it correctly while trying to keep baby asleep after a diaper change in the middle of the night is a whole new level of torture.

Sleep gowns for the win at nights.

Also, I can not recommend baby leg warmers and grow with me socks highly enough for daytime. They are amazing. The leg warmers stay all the way down to the foot even when baby is in a wrap/carrier and you only have to unsnap the onesie to do changes. I swear the grow with me socks are like fabric super glue. These are the only ones my LO can't kick off and they are supposed to last from 0 - 24mo. I can even manage to find these in the laundry!

doodleoodle · February 2016

Escheffler34 said:

Also even though it's Thursday now, wtf to whoever invented baby pajamas with 10 million snaps. Doing it correctly while trying to keep baby asleep after a diaper change in the middle of the night is a whole new level of torture.

Your baby stays asleep through diaper changes?! My mind is blown.

rachswi · February 2016

doodleoodle said:

Escheffler34 said:

Also even though it's Thursday now, wtf to whoever invented baby pajamas with 10 million snaps. Doing it correctly while trying to keep baby asleep after a diaper change in the middle of the night is a whole new level of torture.

Your baby stays asleep through diaper changes?! My mind is blown.

Right? Want to cry a little every time LO poops in the middle of the night because I know that means a diaper change. And he always seems to manage to fall asleep right after he poops so I always wake him up and it takes another half hour for him to fall back asleep.

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