Twatwaffle Tuesday

PeggyOlsonFTW · February 2016

Someone's sleeping on this!

_darth · February 2016

My nose is a twatwaffle again. It has taken over AF duties, but I have things to do and no time for it to be bleeding everywhere right now. Unfortunately, I hear it is not socially acceptable to walk around the office with a tampon crammed in one's nostril.

PeggyOlsonFTW · February 2016

I'm a twatwaffle today. I'm going 0-mega bitch in .5 seconds. I'm basically this guy:

ejmo68 · February 2016

My stomach is a twatwaffle today...I am still hungry and I have eaten all the food I brought with me today...I keep forgetting how hungry I get when I am pregnant. I guess it is time to have a stock of food in my classroom for when I get hungry.

SnobunnieMel · February 2016

My boss is being the major twatwaffle today. We are supposed to be slowing down our schedule and having a better work/life balance but today he has crammed so many surgeries on for the next 3 weeks we will be doing 100 hours+ each week. I am on the verge of a breakdown as to how I am going to balance this if we don't slow down soon. He knows I'm pregnant, has been the one encouraging me that family comes first, and now is going to ruin me. Plus my nausea is a twatwaffle that all this stress doesn't help.

OrangeEv · February 2016

@PeggyOlsonFTW hahaha Can I call pregnancy brain yet? Thanks for picking up my slacking behind.

PeggyOlsonFTW · February 2016

No worries @OrangeEv! I totally get it. Baby brain is kicking my ass lately too!

sparklegrump · February 2016

Round ligament pain is my twatwaffle today. No fun.

MRSCORKER · February 2016

Work is a TW today. We were so slow last week so of course, today, when all I want to do is bump and stare at my + HPTs, we're slammed. Also, my lower back for hurting and making me worried.

BTW... I'm on a conference call right now and have no idea what they're talking about.

smmatt08 · February 2016

Can my lack of sleep last night be a twat?
I woke up in the middle of the night with the most intense cramps EVER. Brought me to tears they were so painful. No bleeding or spotting but of course I was paranoid and couldn't fall back asleep.

cbamama641 · February 2016

The twats that stole my wallet are my problem today. Had to go register for a new license today and more charges keep posting from Sunday when they used my cards all over town. Twatwaffles.

fitlady21 · February 2016

@MRSCORKER

My lower back has been hurting for several days too.. I'm chalking it up to my only pregnancy symptom.

MRSCORKER · February 2016

fitlady21 said:

@MRSCORKER

My lower back has been hurting for several days too.. I'm chalking it up to my only pregnancy symptom.

I'm glad to hear you're having them too! Well, not that you're in pain but that I'm not alone. I've had them before as an AF symptom so I'm assuming it's just my bodies reaction to intense hormones.

Michi1382 · February 2016

Insomnia coupled with exhaustion is a paradox and a twatwaffle. I just want to sleep but I'm so restless.

GingerGril · February 2016

My bowels = twatwaffle. I really just want to poop. Sleep and poop. Is that really too much to ask for?!?

fitlady21 · February 2016

@MRSCORKER

I usually have back pain as an AF symptom too. Do you have any other symptoms? I don't as of yet.

MRSCORKER · February 2016

fitlady21 said:

@MRSCORKER

I usually have back pain as an AF symptom too. Do you have any other symptoms? I don't as of yet.

Nope, nothing else to speak of. I just got my BFP yesterday at 8 DPO so it might be a little too soon.

fitlady21 · February 2016

@MRSCORKER

I'm only a few days ahead of you (EDD 10/19) so I'm thinking it's too soon for me too.

MRSCORKER · February 2016

fitlady21 said:

@MRSCORKER

I'm only a few days ahead of you (EDD 10/19) so I'm thinking it's too soon for me too.

I'm sure we'll both be wishing we could go back to the good ol' days of no symptoms in a few weeks

mothernorth · February 2016

@GingerGril Amen sister. My ass is being a twat, and with this swelling my twat is starting to be a front ass.
::ATTENTIONN FTMs::
I'm sure nobody warned you about the swollen pregnancy camel toe. Be advised and be mindful of your sweats and yoga pants.

emmaaa · February 2016

AllyTheKid said:

@GingerGril Amen sister. My ass is being a twat, and with this swelling my twat is starting to be a front ass.
::ATTENTIONN FTMs::
I'm sure nobody warned you about the swollen pregnancy camel toe. Be advised and be mindful of your sweats and yoga pants.

HAHAH Thanks @AllyTheKid. I love my yoga pants on a normal day so I'm sure they will come in handy!

mothernorth · February 2016

@emmaaa consider it a public service announcement haha but watch those yoga pants too, if you don't keep them under control they'll try to climb up and make hills you don't want noticed as well.

purelex · February 2016

This GIANT ZIT that magically appeared overnight on my cheek (of all places) is a twatwaffle. Bonus twatwaffle points for not covering very well with concealer and not being able to use any acne wash or treatment

Koalamomma3 · February 2016

My boobs are total TWs. Growing out of an old nursing bra that's a 32E. I either have to wear a shirt that makes me look like a grandpa or I look like a porn star. There is no in-between. Not looking forward to my milk coming in

I look something like a freak of nature already

AshleyGemini24 · February 2016

Paranoia is my twatwaffle today. Upon waking up this afternoon, my symptoms were basically non existant. Therfore this paranoid the crap outta me. After talking with my sister and consulting Dr. Google, I felt none better. Called my dr. To get reassurance. She prescribed herbal tea, Kenny G., and a warm bubble bath. And strict instructions for my FI to give me a hug. And to count it as a good day, not a bad thing.

PrimRoseMama · February 2016

MRSCORKER said:

fitlady21 said:

@MRSCORKER

I usually have back pain as an AF symptom too. Do you have any other symptoms? I don't as of yet.

Nope, nothing else to speak of. I just got my BFP yesterday at 8 DPO so it might be a little too soon.

@MRSCORKER : Hey gurl hey. Congrats!

MRSCORKER · February 2016

@PrimRoseMama Hey!! Congrats to you too! I was so happy to see you over here last week. I'm glad to be joining

br0co1ii · February 2016

Whoever made the rule at my massage place that "There Shall Be No Massages Done In The First Trimester" is a twatwaffle. They even have a book advertising how awesome prenatal massages are in the front office. Said book has absolutely nothing about restrictions in the first trimester and even goes so far as to list TB e benefits of massage in weeks 5-8 and 9-12. So yeah. That rule maker is a twatwaffle.

JamieK1882 · February 2016

Yay @mrscorker!! Congrats!!

queen_frostine · February 2016

@ashleygemini24 that was going to be mine, too. I have felt better today (though never had severe symptoms) and I'm like - nooo! Tell me I'm pregnant!

Also, as I read through this thread in preparation to post, my twatwaffle of a cat just walked into my office and gagged/spit on the floor in here. I threw her back into the tiled area in the kitchen. But meh. Right as I was sitting down to my supper, too.

AshleyGemini24 · February 2016

@PrimRoseMama I'm so glad to see you over here. I really liked seeing your posts in TTGP. Congats. Can't imagine how excited you are after your very long TTC journey.

PrimRoseMama · February 2016

AshleyGemini24 said:

@PrimRoseMama I'm so glad to see you over here. I really liked seeing your posts in TTGP. Congats. Can't imagine how excited you are after your very long TTC journey.

Thank you! I figured out that during our time NTNP that we were completely missing our fertile window. I thought I ovulated later than I did and it turns out after some charting for data-- that we should have been HIO a lot earlier. I wish I had charted earlier, but what are you going to do. Thank you and congrats yourself! May we all have happy, healthy pregnancies.

AshleyGemini24 · February 2016

PrimRoseMama said:

AshleyGemini24 said:

@PrimRoseMama I'm so glad to see you over here. I really liked seeing your posts in TTGP. Congats. Can't imagine how excited you are after your very long TTC journey.

Thank you! I figured out that during our time NTNP that we were completely missing our fertile window. I thought I ovulated later than I did and it turns out after some charting for data-- that we should have been HIO a lot earlier. I wish I had charted earlier, but what are you going to do. Thank you and congrats yourself! May we all have happy, healthy pregnancies.

See the same thing happened to us. We were apparently missing out window too. The last two months I quit stressing and took a break from actually trying. NTNP and so here we are.

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