Twatwaffle Tuesday

OrangeEv · February 2016

I slept in, sorry folks.

Let them loose! I know those twatwaffles are out there!

lilylover27 · February 2016

The people in my office building who through out their food in the bathroom garbage! We only have one ladies and ones men room in our office building, about 10 suites in all, and there is always one person who throws out their food in the bathroom garbage! I mean like anything, yogurt containers, half eaten fruit, fast food! I thought it was disgusting before being pregnant because of the smell but now it seems as if my nose is getting stronger and it is absolutely disgusting! I do not want to gag while I am going pee, especially now that it is more often that I have to go! UGH!! Also I do not know who the person is but I swear if I catch them they will get a piece of my mind.

PeggyOlsonFTW · February 2016

My group exercise instructor is being a twat again. I don't know what was up her ass this morning but she kept yelling at me and my friend for talking. GUESS WHAT, LADY? We're not in actual boot camp!! I can talk if I want to! Yes, I'm there to work, but I'm also there to socialize with my friend because it's my hour without DS dammit! As we were leaving she warned us about talking too much in Thursday's class, but joke's on her - we're not going on Thursday. haha!

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smmatt08 · February 2016

The person at work who rudely said I know nothing about finance because I went to art school is a twat! DH is in finance and I listen to him talk all the time, he has taught me a lot! Andplusalso, we were talking about grocery shopping so I'm not sure how business school vs. art school was relevant!

SnobunnieMel · February 2016

Right now I am feeling that any person who can't make a simple single decision for themself is an absolute twatwaffle. If everything is written out clear as day in the instructions I just handed you, don't ask me everything is says. Again. And then question it. Yes I want you to schedule the patient I just gave you information for. It wasn't for giggles. (I think these hormones have shortened my bulls$&@ tolerance)

ejmo68 · February 2016

This fever I have right now is one!!! I have no time for you sickness, stay away!!!

br0co1ii · February 2016

Every driver on the road this morning is a twat waffle (except me of course.) Seriously people. Get your shit together. It's not rocket science. It should never, in any circumstance that isn't literally hell, take 1.5 hours to drive 17 miles.

_darth · February 2016

This week's Snatch Strudel: The guy who is responsible for me working past 10pm two days in a row because he gave me the wrong instruction set for an urgent script, and out of order, at that. It's running now, no thanks to him.

artcheese · February 2016

The scheduler at the clinic I'll be seeing a new CNM at:

This is after I already told her I don't have a LMP because I had a miscarriage.

Me: "I ovulated on the 15th and tested positive in the 22nd"

Her: "So you got pregnant at the end of December."

Me: "No,I had a miscarriage on Christmas and DH was out of town for the beginning of Jan. And was back on the 13th, the day I tested positive on the OPK, my temp dropped a day later and then spiked on the 15th. So, I know when I ovulated."

F'in A, lady!

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