Toddler logic is something I will never understand

MaybeMab · January 2016

clearly not baby related, but enjoy the laugh.

Yesterday my daughter (3 this April) cried because her water was too wet.

Today it was because she wanted a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and I made her one with jelly on it.

I just don't understand and I don't I ever will. lol

Anyone have funny children/toddler stories they want to share.

Mamacat316 · January 2016

I feel you. My son is 2 and 3 months and everything is a battle these days. I haven't cut his nails in weeks because I don't have the energy to beg, plead, bribe, etc. There is a lot of "NO!" and "MINE!" going on...good thing he is so cute.

saranicole527 · January 2016

One time my daughter told me she can't run, because when she runs her knees bend! Lol

lilqt3929 · January 2016

I make my daughter a smoothie everyday and every time I give it to her lately she says "too cold, put back in fridge". Then as soon as you open the fridge door she has a meltdown, um ok...

DrillSergeantCat · January 2016

"Toddler logic" is the biggest oxymoron I've ever seen! I'm loving these stories, though. Keep 'em coming!

SoSweetTea1124 · January 2016

DS could be laughing one minute, crying the next and screaming in terror over nothing 2 seconds after that.... he has too many emotions trapped in that tiny body.

MaybeMab · January 2016

My favorite is, mommy my ice cream is too cold, can you cool it down.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

egraves4 · January 2016

On a related note... SO and I were reading one of those articles about all of the creepy things their kids have said like "I love you so much mommy, I want to wear your skin." Um, terrifying!

lilqt3929 · January 2016

During lunch today I asked DD if she was a boy or a girl, she replied boy. I then asked her which one I was, she replied a pig. Thats not cool kid when your momma is this pregnant, even if you are only 2! Thanks darling!

SoSweetTea1124 · January 2016

lilqt3929 said:

During lunch today I asked DD if she was a boy or a girl, she replied boy. I then asked her which one I was, she replied a pig. Thats not cool kid when your momma is this pregnant, even if you are only 2! Thanks darling!

DS calls dinosaurs "Ass Sores".... love walking around Target with him yelling "my ass soar, my ass soar" *face palm*

Latina211508 · January 2016

My middle child (5 in March) always tells me her ice cream is too cold. She always wants me to warm it up. She's definitly silly.

ayokay516 · January 2016

I regularly post conversations with my kids on Facebook. This was a recent one.

Conversations with 3yr old: Following da Weeder!

5 yr old: *singing* We're following the leader, the leader, the leader...

3yr old: We're following da weeder!

Me: Wait, Who are we following?

3yr old: Da weeder!

Me: The Weeder?

3yr old: Ya.

Me: The Weeder or the Leader? (Emphasizing the beginning letter sounds)

3yr old: No, da weeder.

Me: The Weeder?

3yr old: No. Following da weeder. The boy weeder, with the hat.

Me: Oh the Weeder not the Leader.

3yr old: No, just da weeder!

Me: Leader?

3yr old: *pauses for a moment* Ya that word.

dtaded13 · January 2016

My almost 5 year old has always been more level headed and "mature" than expected for her age. Not to say she's never thrown fits, but they rarely happen. So, when she asked about how the baby comes out and I was (in a 5 year old way) explaining contractions hardening and hurting your tummy she replied "when that happens to me, I just fart!"

Once when she was 3 she asked me "mama, do you have healthy dreams?" I said "ummm I think so? Do you?" She replied "no! I have chocolate dreams!!"

AdventureMama · January 2016

I asked DS what we should name the baby and he said "Choo Choo Bus." Then later he suggested "Baby Nana." Kids are weird.

22snc12 · January 2016

Toddler logic is the best! This thread made me LOL hard.

egraves4 · January 2016

https://www.popsugar.com/moms/Humorous-Reasons-Why-Kids-Throw-Tantrums-39771556

I thought you ladies would enjoy this.

ohbaby714 · January 2016

SoSweetTea1124 said:

lilqt3929 said:

During lunch today I asked DD if she was a boy or a girl, she replied boy. I then asked her which one I was, she replied a pig. Thats not cool kid when your momma is this pregnant, even if you are only 2! Thanks darling!

DS calls dinosaurs "Ass Sores".... love walking around Target with him yelling "my ass soar, my ass soar" *face palm*

Seriously just laughed out loud at this. That's awesome! Haha!!

MississippiCatfish · January 2016

These are great. Yesterday I was frustrated with my 3 year old and I yelled, "Edward James!!" to which he responded, "Mommy James!!" Apparently he thinks James is the expletive of choice in our house right now rather than his middle name.

Shatzegirl · January 2016

I told my 3 year old I was losing my patience with him yesterday and he said, "Mama, find your patience!"

And today he wanted to go to a sandwich shop that was closed so I told him that. He said, "Mama, open it!"

shupertj09 · January 2016

My daughter insists she is going to marry DH when she grows up. Actual conversation:

DD: I love daddy, I'm going to marry him.
Me: What am I going to do? If you marry daddy, mommy will be alone.
DD: (completely serious) You'll meet someone else.

Lol!

Latina211508 · January 2016

@shupertj09 so cute.
-My eldest daughter (5 in March) told me she's going to marry her brother (7 in Feb) after I told her she will fall in love and marry her best friend. She told me she loves her brother and he's her best friend. Lol I told her she can't marry her brother.

Life is Exciting · January 2016

My 2.5 year old is convinced that his baby sister is in HIS belly, not in mine.

He'll also tell me he wants juice and that he wants to get it himself, but he can't reach the juice cup in the fridge and throws a tantrum if I either try to get it for him or try to lift him to help him get it.

jenniv82 · January 2016

My 4 year old loves to talk to his little brother. Last night be asked "baby did mommy eat you?" I say what? No mommy did not eat him. He then asks "how did he get in there?" Told him to go ask his daddy! Lol

blueberrymomma · January 2016

My 2.5 DD came to visit me at the hospital today(being induced). I was sitting on a birthing ball and she told me I had to get back in bed and lay down. I asked why and she responded "because of baby."and proceeded to push/pull me off the ball. I think she just wanted to play with the ball.
@Life is Exciting DD throws fits all the time when you try to help her, she's super independent I can't tell you how many times a day I hear "no me do it"

thisusername · January 2016

Love these stories!

MaybeMab · January 2016

These stories are great.

Today my daughter cried because my shoes didn't fit her. Well duh they don't fit!

Vkrosa · January 2016

My youngest DD was watching tv in my room when I got out of the shower the other day and as I'm drying off she looked at me and said "mommy why are you wearing hairy panties?"

lilqt3929 · January 2016

Vkrosa said:
My youngest DD was watching tv in my room when I got out of the shower the other day and as I'm drying off she looked at me and said "mommy why are you wearing hairy panties?"

Bahahaha, That's great!

Cheryl Renee · January 2016

Thank you all for the great laughs! Only a fellow mommy of a toddler can relate, but it made me laugh and I needed it!

My 2 1/2 yr old loves to take a shower. But you know when it first comes on, the water is cold for a second or two. Instead of saying "oh cold" when turned on, she squeals "ouch hurts! cold water!" lol Cold water hurts these days...

AdventureMama · January 2016

Today Caleb walked into the room and said, "Hey babe." to me. Totally casual. Hahaha. I guess I used to call my dad Honey so we've just come full circle

Achae · January 2016

AdventureMama said:
Today Caleb walked into the room and said, "Hey babe." to me. Totally casual. Hahaha. I guess I used to call my dad Honey so we've just come full circle

Lol my daughter calls me honey at times!

Life is Exciting · January 2016

My toddler son grabbed my husband by the lips this morning and said to him nonchalantly "I'm going to eat you like a pizza."

mamacastro · January 2016

DS just started sitting in our storage boxes, (you know those little cardboard/soft ones that you fit into the cube shelves) that is THE only way he will sit down now. He just grabs his toys or books and sits inside and plays contently

BabySeaTurtles · January 2016

I asked DS if he was going to be a good big brother when his little sister, Summer, comes home. He said yes. Then proceeded to furrow his little forehead and state very seriously, "Don't lick Summer's face!"

blackkat201 · January 2016

We asked Emily, "Are you going to be a good big sister?" Her reply, "Yes Daddy." Then we asked, "Do you think you will love baby Sam?" Her reply, "No love Sam, love Mickey!" So, she will be a good sister but don't get between her and her Mickey Mouse!!

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