We bought all the things needed for smores last week, including the giant Hershey chocolate bar that has mysteriously disappeared. I wonder where it went...
After waiting in line for 45 minutes for two things I pretended to be contracting and made people feel guilty enough to let me go to the front of the line. My feet were really hurting and I can't stop coughing. Eventually there would be a full pee puddle if I had to wait and cough much more. So really, I did them all a favor.
I'm supposed to be working from home today. But I'm not getting any work done I just watched a housewives of bh episode. I'm going to go pick up my toddler from daycare ( closing at noon) and go out to lunch.
My due date is close to SuperBowl time, which I certainly wasn't aware of, but am now since everyone loves to mention it. I don't give a flying feck, like really, really, really, don't care or want to hear about it at all.
@ kirkie928 - that's me every night. I'm so tired all the time, however, I look really look it and score major sympathy points.
I'm leaving work early for an important apt today..... which just so happens to be with my masseuse. So what if I let them assume it's doctor related. I need this shit man!
I've eaten most of a family sized bag of Oreos in two days. I can't stop. My kids have had probably....six out of the whole pack so far. Between them, not each.
I ate 3 boxes of Samoas this week... Drove by Target on Monday and they were camped outside so of course I stopped and bought 5 boxes, now I'm down to 2 boxes. Is it sad that they will be there again tonight and I am probably going to stop to get more?
Uh oh I forgot its Girl Scout cookie season, thanks for reminding me ladies I shall make H buy some tonight when he goes to the grocery store since the girls are always out front. So my confession will be that I will eat a whole box of cookies to myself tonight, no shame
I give myself a little pep talk "You got this! Almost done!" followed by a congratulatory "Good job! I knew you could do this!" every time I put on socks and real shoes. Sometimes followed by a cookie or piece of chocolate as a reward for all my hard work.
@TheBeesBonnett I'm due the 9th. I keep telling everyone it's going to happen on Super Bowl Sunday. I don't really care personally, and in some ways I hope I do b/c it will help keep H distracted while i'm laboring. he gets so anxious!
My due date is close to SuperBowl time, which I certainly wasn't aware of, but am now since everyone loves to mention it. I don't give a flying feck, like really, really, really, don't care or want to hear about it at all.
I'm due like a week after Super Bowl and the vengeful part of me REALLY wants to have this baby on SuperBowl Sunday. UO but I hate football. H loves football to the point of obsession, even though his teams both SUCK! (He likes Bills and Bucks) It's annoying to me to keep paying a team to loose all the time(buying tickets/merch). Any who, I think it would be completely inconvienent to have this baby on SBS, and hilarious. I'm a b*tch.
I have seen Oreo commercials all day long. Of course we don't have any sweets in the house right now and that's all I have been thinking about. Then I remember we just bought our boys lunchables, so I stole the Oreos out of them
I just signed out of my spotify account and signed up for a new one with my husband's information so that I could get a month free of Premium. I want no commercials if I use it to listen to relaxing music during labor, but I used my own free trial when I had my 18 month old. All that hassle - saved $9.99. Worth it.
DD is a Super Bowl Sunday baby. (I'm due on her birthday) DH had to turn off the tv during 4th quarter cuz it was time to push
The other night I ate a pop tart followed by a footlong from subway and 3 cookies. I wasn't even full after! I paid for it all night with heartburn though
Months ago we started a tradition of eating at the Mexican restaurant across the street from my doctor. I'm really excited to check in and get updated on baby girl, but the entire time I think about the fajitas I'm about to eat.
And now we go EVERY WEEK. We may even go BIWEEKLY after next week.
Months ago we started a tradition of eating at the Mexican restaurant across the street from my doctor. I'm really excited to check in and get updated on baby girl, but the entire time I think about the fajitas I'm about to eat.
And now we go EVERY WEEK. We may even go BIWEEKLY after next week.
I may never want this baby to come out.
With my first, I was SO hungry all the time, and we would go to OCB after appointments a lot. Yuck! With my second, our favorite ice cream place opened a few blocks away from the doc, so we did that too much (it was only a few times over nine months, but still, too much. I remember the beautiful anticipation at the appointments! And fajitas are a pretty healthy choice!
I hide every single person on FB or delete them from IG the minute they turn into a Momtrepreneur. I don't want to buy your : Herbalies, Younique, wraps, essential oils, pink zebra candles, or whatever crap you're peddling. It's so annoying and laughable it's called "a job." No insurance, retirement or other benefits.....NOT A JOB. Sorry. Lol
I hide every single person on FB or delete them from IG the minute they turn into a Momtrepreneur. I don't want to buy your : Herbalies, Younique, wraps, essential oils, pink zebra candles, or whatever crap you're peddling. It's so annoying and laughable it's called "a job." No insurance, retirement or other benefits.....NOT A JOB. Sorry. Lol
Momtrepreneur! Ha! That's a good one!! Personally I don't care what people do for their income but if I say no thanks, it means no thanks. I hate being chased after and asked again and again. Like all these people have Valentine's Day specials or something and we aren't doing anything , we are having a baby. Both DH and I decided that's good enough, yet every time I say that they feel the need to press harder and try and change my mind. Nope. No thanks. Baby is better.
Went to Red Robin last night for some BFF time and I saw they added a tower of cronuts to their dessert menu. We got the 8 piece to split since I'm on GD diet. Yeah, we didn't split evenly and it was totally in my favor..I think she had 2..
It's close enough to friday to still confess this; I kind of don't feel sorry for the people stuck on the freeway. The community said again and again not to drive and it didn't start accumulating like this until well after rush hour. Emergency services are slowly but surely relocating them, I just don't feel a terrible guilt since it could've been avoided by taking the roads that are being plowed and following the announcements that were put out. Even the metro is shut down, just don't travel people.
(No one is currently in a life threatening danger b/c their car is stuck, I'm not THAT heartless.)
Re: FFFC
I wonder where it went...
We have been married since September 28, 2013.
We had our first child, Zoey, February 7, 2016.
My feet were really hurting and I can't stop coughing. Eventually there would be a full pee puddle if I had to wait and cough much more. So really, I did them all a favor.
@ kirkie928 - that's me every night. I'm so tired all the time, however, I look really look it and score major sympathy points.
DD1: 9/19/11
DS: 1/1/14
DD2: 1/31/16
The other night I ate a pop tart followed by a footlong from subway and 3 cookies. I wasn't even full after! I paid for it all night with heartburn though
And now we go EVERY WEEK. We may even go BIWEEKLY after next week.
I may never want this baby to come out.
Baby F.......02/02/2016
(No one is currently in a life threatening danger b/c their car is stuck, I'm not THAT heartless.)