and i'm officially a crazy pregnant lady

Re: and i'm officially a crazy pregnant lady

• Ebiejay member

  January 2016

  Yikes! Sounds like something I would do, lol. Glad your hubby took care of you!
  
  I'm 38 weeks today, which is apparently the cut off point for my brain working at more than half capacity. 
  
  ~ Left one of my bags at Babys R Us (fortunately the cashier chased me with it)
  
  ~ Spent ages stressing out after measuring the space we have for the baby dresser and finding out it wouldn't really fit. Got into a crying panic, until I realised I'd been reading the measurements wrong. Even though I had labeled it properly with H and W. 
  
  ~ Completely forgot how to tab out of my computer game (something I do a hundred times a day), tried different key combos for about 5 minutes until I gave up and just logged out. 

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• SaguaroBlossmom member

  January 2016

  I went to the grocery store in my slippers yeaterday. Didn't even notice until halfway through the store.
  I looked like something that just rolled out of bed with no makeup , yoga pants , no bra and to top it off Damn slippers? Pretty sure people were jealous of my husband at home.

  

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• rdupre5 member

  January 2016

  I'm 39 weeks 1 day currently, but a couple weeks ago I was pouring some lemonade I had made out of a pitcher & didn't think to hold the lid on while pouring and it popped off and lemonade went everywhere and I just sat down on the kitchen floor and started crying. My husband came over and told me to go eat my dinner and cleaned it up for me, but I felt like such a baby lol at this point, I get emotional every day I have to get up and go to work because still no baby haha but the end is near.

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• failuretofly member

  January 2016

  Oh man, I seem to be able to find a reason to cry hysterically to my husband daily. Nothing really worth mentioning, just silly little things. I think he's over it haha. 

  
  

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• cammiedeeann member

  January 2016 edited January 2016

  SaguaroBlossmom said:

  I looked like something that just rolled out of bed with no makeup , yoga pants , no bra and to top it off Damn slippers? Pretty sure people were jealous of my husband at home.

  This is my life for the last few weeks... I used to try to look decent, but somewhere around 36 weeks I lost it completely. My sweet husband is such a good sport, though.
  
  We replaced an exterior door this week... My husband wanted to buy new, but as the frugal wife, I was determined to find a Craigslist steal. I wrote down the measurements, but somehow still managed to buy and get home with a door that was the wrong size... Then scheduled and met a guy a week later with a door that was STILL the wrong size.
  Thankfully, DH was with me the second time and caught it before we paid. We promptly went to Home Depot and bought one new.
  
  And I used to be so good at bargain shopping...
  
  

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• Brianna0915 member

  January 2016

  DH and I got into an actual argument last night because he didn't agree with me on how I wanted to spend our 700 million dollars once we win the mega millions on Saturday. I literally stopped talking to him and ignored him all through the store. He thought it was hilarious which pissed me off even more. I almost cried over this people! I'm irrational and extreme crazy!!!

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• hannahduff3 member

  January 2016

  @Brianna0915 literally me. Me & my boyfriend get into a little argument over something so dumb then he laughs at me and I get so freaking mad that it turns into a real fight lol

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• maddisonwallace member

  January 2016

  Jumping on the crazy train. I try to be VERY respectful of my husband at all times but especially in front of friends and I expect the same from him. That being said, we met very young and he always likes to tell people that I lied about my age when we met and that's why there's such an age gap (it's only just over 3 years.) He's always done this and he just does it to pick on me which I'm totally okay with. We play all the time. But at our NYE party we hosted he tried to pull that joke at 1:30 in the morning while I'm in the middle of cleaning everyone's shit up and I absolutely lost it. I cried and told him "I DONT FEEL LIKE EFFING DEALING WITH YOU RIGHT NOW. JUST SHUT UP." I totally showed my butt. Everyone thought it was hilarious because of course, I was the pregnant crazy lady....

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• anightintunisia member

  January 2016

  I accidentally stole a book. I went to TJ Maxx with my mom and she showed me "Chicka Chicka Boom Boom" (my childhood favorite story which I have like 3 copies of at home). I put it under my arm and walk outside for fresh air while she is waiting in line. I noticed that I took the book when I was in the car. I was sweating bullets thinking that day I was going to be arrested for s $3.99 book.
  I almost did the same thing with my husband at Petco with two cans of wet cat food for like .49 but luckily I remembered that it was under my armpit. I'm not getting arrested for 49 cents!!!!!!!

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• anightintunisia member

  January 2016

  @Brianna0915 that's nothing girl! I was talking to my husband and asked him who his favorite superhero/Marvel character was he said Iron Man which is MY favorite super hero and I didn't talk to him for like an hour because he wouldn't choose another one. He made me cookies and it was all good afterwards.

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• bbrownlee1 member

  January 2016

  Oh yeah. I have been an official crazy pregnant lady for a couple of weeks! My poor husband! I got back from picking up a couple of things last night and was showing my husband. I bought my daughter a pair of jammies that said something about being cute on them (we don't usually get her that type of thing) but they were pajamas so.. his only response yeah I saw those and didn't buy them because I don't like them. ...right. Continue on with a couple shirts I got for myself that are baggy for coming home in and if people stop by after baby. His response "it's completely see through". I flipped lol and there was definitely crying involved about clothes..

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• amargaret24 member

  January 2016 edited January 2016

  - My oven has now become my dishwasher. EVERY time I go to load a dirty dish, the oven is my first place to go (?) 
  
  - I poured my coffee into my water cup, three times last week - with water still clearly in the cup
  
  - There is this weird smell haunting me in my house. I purchased glade plug-ins, scented candles, scrubbed the floors and walls. I am convinced there is something dead in a wall and it's right behind my amazing electric reclining lazyboy which has been a God send. I must look INSANE because every day I'm sniffing around the house looking for clues. It's become a slight obsession and my SO thinks I'm bat shit crazy.
  
  - I am the first of most of my good friends to get pregnant and have stopped responding to their texts. They don't even make sense. I should probably start a thread for this...Shit people say to pregnant women who've never been pregnant. It's maddening! I know they all mean well but it's like, no. Please stop. 

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• Myelhsa member

  January 2016

  amargaret24 said:

  I am the first of most of my good friends to get pregnant and have stopped responding to their texts. They don't even make sense. I should probably start a thread for this...Shit people say to pregnant women who've never been pregnant. It's maddening! I know they all mean well but it's like, no. Please stop. 

  Yaaassss, this. My best friend, love her to death, but she has no clue when it comes to what I'm texting her, and she doesn't just ask for clarification, she pretends or maybe googles?
  
  I went to one of my doctors appointments and found out I was 1cm dilated, so I told her. A few hours later I started getting excited messages from my other friends asking how labor was going. They had apparently caught wind from my friend that I was in labor, even though I was just barely dilated.
  
  Then on Thursday I went to get my membranes swept and she texted me in the morning wishing me good luck on getting my water broken and that she was excited to meet me daughter. Hmmm, not the same thing.
  

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• amargaret24 member

  January 2016

  Myelhsa said:

  I am the first of most of my good friends to get pregnant and have stopped responding to their texts. They don't even make sense. I should probably start a thread for this...Shit people say to pregnant women who've never been pregnant. It's maddening! I know they all mean well but it's like, no. Please stop. 

  Yaaassss, this. My best friend, love her to death, but she has no clue when it comes to what I'm texting her, and she doesn't just ask for clarification, she pretends or maybe googles? I went to one of my doctors appointments and found out I was 1cm dilated, so I told her. A few hours later I started getting excited messages from my other friends asking how labor was going. They had apparently caught wind from my friend that I was in labor, even though I was just barely dilated. Then on Thursday I went to get my membranes swept and she texted me in the morning wishing me good luck on getting my water broken and that she was excited to meet me daughter. Hmmm, not the same thing.

  
  LOL I told my friend that we were worried about traveling to the hospital during the heavy rains we had in SoCal because we live up a windy canyon road where boulders fall/mudslides happen, etc. She said "Come stay here!! You can have my bed!!" (She has a studio apartment). LOL....So like what, my and SO cruise to house and have a sleepover while my water possibly breaks IN her bed/she probably has no food/I couldn't even respond lol. It was really sweet of her (which it always is of them to even care) but it's like..... "girl, you don't even have a TV. What do you think I do lol? NETFLIXXXXXX" 

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• TurtleMeg member

  January 2016

  I literally drop everything and bump into everything so I feel ya!

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