September 2015 Moms

surprise farts!

I find it beyond funny when LO farts. No matter when it happens I just can't keep my composure. He farts like a grown man. Half the time I can't tell if it's him, hubby or one of the two older kids!

This post was made because I'm laying in bed next to LO who is sleeping and he startled himself with a loud long fart and I needed to share with someone (without having to get out of bed because I'm just too comfy and haven't laid in bed this long in months!) 31 years old and farts are just as funny as when I was 5.

And for anyone who wants to nit pick about him sleeping in my bed(there's always that one person!), no it doesn't happen all the time. He sleeps very well in his crib. I was just too lazy to get up and put him back in it after his morning bottle.

What does your LO do that cracks you up?

Re: surprise farts!

  • I laugh at every fart, too, and they are pretty constant!
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  • I've always had the humor of a 5 year old boy so farts are hilarious.  Sometimes if I go upstair to remind my 2 year old that he is supposed to be sleeping I'll hear him run back into his bed and then he starts fake snoring which gets me every time.  

    Last night DH was laying in his bed at bedtime and he got so mad and kept pointing at the door telling him to leave so he could go to sleep.  

    Both my boys are really ticklish so we have tickle fights almost every evening.  Even DS2 gets in on the action and he seems to have so much fun.  
  • Benjamin's new thing is he talks himself to sleep, just constant chatter and then he's out! I am usually shaking with laughter trying not to wake him up
  • My little man farts so loud too and I love it. It's the funniest thing
    I can't tell if it's him, hubby, or our male dog
    They all fart very loud and stink lol
  • My LO likes to drop the biggest farts in the morning. She sleeps in a bassinet right next to me, and all we hear is little grunts and loud farts. DH and I just lay there laughing at her!
  • lol my LO sounds like a machine gun!! constant gas bubbles! :D
  • I'm in my recliner right now while LO sleeps in her bassinet. She has a white noise app that "listens" for fussing and turns on so it's not constant noise and then just runs for 10 minutes. Her farts keep turning it on and it makes me laugh every time! 34 years old...same boat!!
  • Haha! My guy farts as well. Some of them are really loud makes me laugh every time. Lol
  • Benjamin's new thing is he talks himself to sleep, just constant chatter and then he's out! I am usually shaking with laughter trying not to wake him up

    My little guy doesn't this too and I think it's the funniest/cutest thing! I love it and I love that I have a sign he's going to actually sleep soon lol
  • I call Noah my little fart gun like the one in The Minions movies lol I can't believe such a loud sound can come out of such a tiny human. You can always hear him fart from another room and you can always hear my hisband start giggling like a little kid when it happens
  • My little girl talks to herself too it's so cute. And she farts too. It's so cute to hear and I also find it adorable how she strains and grunts as she's trying to poop! I love it all and could literally sit and watch her all day long.
  • I never thought that I would be so happy to hear a fart. It is the greatest thing!
  • Haha oh farts are hilarious. We laugh at his farts on the daily.

    I was once changing LO's diaper after he had a huge poop. I had his legs up wiping and it was everywhere so I was leaned right in there to look and make sure I got all the poop out of all the crevices and he let out this huge fart! Like, I felt the air on my face huge...so gross. Haha. I about died laughing at my stupidity.
  • Love baby farts ... they're so funny and always make us giggle!

    My other favorite thing is my LO's poop face ... he slouches down and gets this intense look of concentration on his face, let's it rip, then breaks into a huge grin. It's hilarious.
  • LO had such trouble farting at first and now when he farts I always smile excitedly and praise him. I did not realize I even did that until this post!
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