You know you're a stay at home mom when...

akdewald · December 2015

Guess you know you're a stay at home mom when,at the end of the day, you feel accomplished because you got eight loads of laundry done, put away and all three children are still in one piece. Let's hear some other accomplishments

jennahkross · December 2015

When getting 5 minutes to yourself in the bathroom feels like a vacation!

steph256 · December 2015

You haven't had a shower in 2 days but when you have free time all you want to do is sleep.

Growingapepper · December 2015

Not a SAHM but I feel accomplished when the load of laundry I do actually gets taken out of the dryer!

lolad5 · December 2015

The house is always clean and in check, dinners ready by the time dh comes home, baby is content, but you look like hell and haven't even got dressed yet.

chelseajeanene · December 2015

1. When you can no longer go to the bathroom with the door closed in the middle of the day, in fear your sleeping child will lose his shit
2. When your biggest accomplishment of the day is when you do the dishes BEFORE you only have 1 clean bottle left, and when you do you feel like one of those super moms who always have their lives perfectly in order
3. When it's 4 pm and you haven't been spit up on yet
4. When you decide to leave the house with the baby and you both don't die
5. When you remember to do tummy time, read, sing, and play all in the same day

I could go on for days lol

aleecats · December 2015

When you finally get 5 minuets to yourself and the first thing you do is wash bottles

anamvicc · December 2015

When you shower and put on sweats or leggings and then sleep in that clothing because well no one but DH and LO saw you and they are soooo comfy

TahoeAugust · December 2015

1) when you attempt to cuddle and sleep with the baby in the morning and then try to get him to help you do laundry and get his opinion on dinner options later inthe day.
2) when you wake up from an afternoon nap with a little slimy hand in your face and a 16 lb cat cutting off all leg circulation. You try to get out of bed and fall over.
3) You talk the baby through every chore you do in an excited voice like "Oooh look at all those awesome dishes! We're going to wash them so they're *cleeean* doesn't that sound like FUN? !

MiromiM · December 2015

When you day revolves around that one errand. Whoohoo, baby, today we get to see this thing called a "sun"!

CRooney89 · December 2015

Not a SAHM but can still relate to all these

BrandiLaw87 · December 2015

When you don't know what day of the week it is or the last time you left the house.
Or when you do leave the house with both kids and survive

millereliz13 · December 2015

aleecats said:
When you finally get 5 minuets to yourself and the first thing you do is wash bottles

And rotate laundry! The story of my life.

kimjoshjake · December 2015

When laundry is done and put away... and when I can see the bottom of my sink... oh yeah and dinner is ready.... can't remember last time it happen....

troopersmom · December 2015

I hadn't left the house in so long- when I did I saw they'd done construction and built a new house down the street from us AND the people moved in...!

LoveLee85 · December 2015

When going to the grocery store alone is like a vacation in itself. Lol Sad and lame.

aleecats · December 2015

LoveLee85 said:
When going to the grocery store alone is like a vacation in itself. Lol Sad and lame.

My birthday was yesterday and my mom took LO so I could go shopping for a while with my sister. After I got everything I wanted I was just browsing the aisles for fun because I couldn't remember the last time I didn't have to rush out of the store with a yelling baby

aharders89 · December 2015

When you don't feel guilty at all about handing LO off to DH when he gets home from work so you can go to Target, have a coffee, and browse for 2 hours alone!!

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