I stole mommy's phone!

addingon · December 2015

(We haven't done this sort of thing in a while. Thought it might be fun since the babies are older!)

Hi, LO here! Any other LOs out there? What's your latest trick? My new favorite thing to do is roll all over while mommy is changing me. It's so fun to air my tush out - who cares if I nearly get poop all over! There is always lots of spare time for laundry and cleaning!

hudson202 · December 2015

Yes! Rolling over while getting changed, and thrashing so much during changing that everything (wipes, diapers, diaper rash cream) ends up on the floor.

JessHeppell · December 2015

i like to just lean forwards and try to grab my toes or whatever is in front of me instead of trying to sit up straight like a normal person.

henrytviii · December 2015

I fake cry until those suckers pick me up. Then I start laughing. And don't bother putting socks on me because I'll just roll up into a ball and pull them off. And jumping, jumping is the best.

KaLikeAWind · December 2015

I like to lay on the couch and kick my dad in the balls. Repeatedly.

7425cait · December 2015

I really enjoy blowing raspberries with a mouth full of food. It's so fun to watch mom's reaction when I spit everywhere.

caitlincunn · December 2015

Haha these are funny!
I like to cry after being on my tummy for a while because I forget how to roll back over!
I also get mad when I can't get food in my mouth because I'm too busy trying to eat the high hair tray.

lovethatcolosun · December 2015

I love to torture my mom with sleep deprivation. I also just learned to pant like my dog Toby. We love having our own secret language. I've learned new noises recently and love to laugh at myself and my brother. He's crazy funny when he jumps around and does tummy time with me. I pull his hair to let him know I love him. Here's my latest selfie. I'm still trying to figure out how this phone works.

KarasTwin · December 2015

My bib and hands taste better than my food. I like to pull people's hands into my mouth and bite them with my razor sharp teeth.

YouAreMySunshine15 · December 2015

I wriggle on the changing pad too! Mom says it's like wrestling an otter.

I've started sticking my butt up in the air like an inch worm to try to get to things I want to touch. So far, it doesn't work. That's when I cry.

virginiaunicorn11 · December 2015

henrytviii said:
I fake cry until those suckers pick me up. Then I start laughing.

Nice!! And just in case you're interested, I've found the fake cough works, too.

Sammy K · December 2015

I like smiling, it's my favorite. I also love playing with my toes and I don't understand why the big people are always covering them up. Socks are for chumps. I don't get this food thing you guys are talking about. I'd rather drink my dinner. The big people are pretty cool, too. Boobs Lady is my favorite but that Eyebrow Guy is really funny.

thay33 · December 2015

I like to whine until someone looks at me and gives me attention, I won't let mommy clean or do anything her eyes must always be on me or I'll whine. LOL I also am a rolling machine

dalinhardt · December 2015

I like to chew on my toes, especially after mom takes off my moccs when they are nice and stinky. I also like to burp in mom's face, I think it's so hilarious!

aj1327 · December 2015

virginiaunicorn11 said:

henrytviii said:
I fake cry until those suckers pick me up. Then I start laughing.
Nice!! And just in case you're interested, I've found the fake cough works, too.

I love to fake cough. I also like the fake cry to get my parents to pick me up. Then, when I get picked up, I love grabbing my mom's hair and pulling. If that doesn't work, her cheeks or chin will do.

alcrimmins · December 2015

I love rolling and bucking around like I'm in the rodeo while mom and dad try changing my diaper too! Then, out of nowhere my mom will start singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and it's game over for me. It's like a secret weapon! Also, for those of you eating this stuff the big people call food, you should try your bib! It.Tastes.Amazing!

ChardeeMacDennis · December 2015

Hey, come here. Little closer. Liiiittle closer. Great. Now I'm just gonna need to eat your hair.

enigmaticjj · December 2015

I quite enjoy smearing my slobbery hands all over other peoples faces. And picking their nose.

jesscmv · December 2015

My favorite thing to do is act really sleepy, heck sometimes I'll even close my eyes, but when mom or dad lay me in my crib.....BAM I'm wide awake! Gotcha mom and dad!

Sammy K · December 2015

I really wanted to wrestle when mom was getting me dressed this morning. She said it was like trying to get an octopus in a paper bag. What's an octopus? And I said, No Socks!!

47923ang · December 2015

Oh, I can wiggle me way out of ANY socks you try. Knee socks?

cheriep3 · December 2015

I love to sleep on my stomach but sometimes I like to roll onto my back and cry (preferably in the middle of the night) until mommy comes in and rolls me back onto my stomach. I know how to roll from my back to my stomach but it's more fun when mommy does it for me.

HoosOnFirst · December 2015

Oh I also hate socks! DH thinks the other kids at daycare take them off but it's really me that does it. I'll let him keep blaming other people!

Mommy catches me rubbing my feet in the car seat until the socks come off. So she knows my secret.

HoosOnFirst · December 2015

I also love being put down to sleep at night twice. The first time mommy puts me down, I cry until she picks me back up. But the second time, I am great! I really just want to check each night that mom is paying attention. Once I get that confirmed, I totally can sleep.

KarasTwin · December 2015

Hey, ya'll that are eating baby food or cereal, if you have teeth, it's really fun to bite the spoon and then whine when no food is in your mouth, but no one can get the spoon from you.

queequeg09256 · December 2015

I'm really determined to make sure and hold the bottle and spoon for mommy, I'm helpful like that. But I also get very frustrated because no food is getting in my mouth. I also like to latch onto mommys boob and then immediately pull off and scream, it's my favorite thing. I've accepted a new mission called 'fall off the changing table' in which I roll over to make sure that I'm in position to get to the floor, it's going well and test trials have yielded that mommy and daddy are on to this and have used an evil clip thing to block my efforts. I will continued to work on mastering the clip and will have new trial updates soon.

KaLikeAWind · December 2015

I like to establish a pattern of taking 10-15 minute naps, so my mom doesn't mind holding me for naps sometimes. THEN, every now and then I'll nap for over an hour. And she's just stuck there like a lump! Bwahahahaha!

klirwin82 · December 2015

I'm a long-term planner. See, I just woke up once at night for my first 4 months. Mom and Dad didn't act grateful enough, though. They still complained that they were tired every morning. So for the past month I've been waking them up every 2 hours. NOW they really have something to complain about. Fools.

mjschenk · December 2015

so I really love to watch mom show me how to roll off my tummy but have no interest in actually trying it I just like to try to crawl until I realize I can't which of course pisses me off. But don't worry I have mom trained well so she feels bad and picks me up or rolls me over.

KaLikeAWind · December 2015

I am not pleased with many things

cbrtncanadian · December 2015

^^^bwahahaha I lol'do and sent myself into a coughing fit! Okay... Now to write in this thread properly...

I have a firm routine and I don't like deviation... I like the way mommy does it and I don't let her forget if she passes me off to dad (but I do love my dad I look forward to seeing him every morning and at night).

Eta: thread not threat... Although I suppose threat sort of fits too.. lol. I will learn from the other baby geniuses and step up my game! Take that mom!

virginiaunicorn11 · December 2015

Dad tried to help me get back to sleep last night. WTAF. No. Just no. Only mommy.

Screamed that dude right out of the room. Mommy says he needs to come back, but daddy and me know that's not happening. Nighttime is mommy time.

hoodoll82 said:
I also love being put down to sleep at night twice. The first time mommy puts me down, I cry until she picks me back up. But the second time, I am great! I really just want to check each night that mom is paying attention. Once I get that confirmed, I totally can sleep.

Yes, this is a good move. I do this every two hours. I used to eat, but now I can't be bothered. Hold me, mama.

heidiiwa · December 2015

I love these things called "books" Mommy sometimes gives me. It is so fun to pull them down from the bookshelf so Mommy has to pick them up. I like to drop them. I don't understand why she insists on opening them and turning the pages. Obviously, they should be closed so I can chew on the corners. Library books taste icky but I must have them in my mouth anyway. If a sharp edge of the book hurts my mouth I cry. But if Mommy takes the book away from my mouth I must have it replaced immediately. She just doesn't get it. There are times I'd rather have a nice chunky board book in my mouth than a teether or pacifier, which are so last month.

HoosOnFirst · December 2015

The doctor says I can now eat regular formula instead of pricey hypoallergenic formula, but I am spitting up the new formula because I ain't no cheap date!

lovethatcolosun · December 2015

I was kinda nervous when mommy went back to work yesterday and took my milk stash makers with her. My Nina (grandma) tried to give me the bottle repeatedly as a relplacement, but I thought it was just a toy. It's fun to pull at the nipple with my gums and then smile. My Nina and I had so much fun. She took me to the bakery to see mommy and I was a total gem. She even bought me a new bouncer, which is my new favorite thing. I love my Nina. ❤️

mindaa · December 2015

I will eat your face when close to you
Cause I love it
Love to gum it

You know it will feel weird
No doubt it
Will tickle your nose

klkonwi · December 2015

I like to party all night long.........

My mommy can't possibly want to sleep when there's a party going on in my room.

People tell my mommy I will sleep through the night by 6 months, and I just laaaaaaugh and lauuuugh.

KarasTwin · December 2015

When my Daddy was feeding my green beans last night I wouldn't eat them, but kept staring at the counter where my bottles are. When Daddy took me out of my highchair and stood by the counter, I picked up an empty bottle. My daddy made me a bottle and I went to sleep. I'm getting really good at figuring out how to get my way. (Insert evil genius laugh)

venniep87 · December 2015

Every couple of days I like to sleep for 8hours in a row instead of 4. Mommy complains cause her boobs hurt but hey, extra milk in the morning for me! Also, I think sometimes that mom might take the milk jugs away so I pinch them as tight at I can to make sure she can't get away. Those little marks are marking those boobs as my own. Get lost dad.
I also think that some places are to quiet(like church, a nice dinner) and squeal like a banshee to break the silence.

venniep87 · December 2015

I also love daddy's expressions when I run him over in my walker. You can't get away now sucker!!

virginiaunicorn11 · December 2015

Mom was slacking on the baths, so I poop out my diaper every morning now. Voila, every day is bath day!

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