GTKY: Embarrassing Pet Names!

WinniethePoohsPants · November 2015

I wanna know the God-awful, cutesy, and vomit inducing pet names you and your SO call each other behind closed doors. The dumber the better. Annnnnnnnd go!

WinniethePoohsPants · November 2015

I'll go first:

I call my DH "Love Vole" and he calls me "Hooters"

Anyone who has something worse wins my love tits.

adiaz132003 · November 2015

I call him Mr Man and he calls me Manda Bear! Tee her

mrsschmity · November 2015

I call him "Lover" and he calls me "Lou" (FYI, Lou is not even remotely close to what my name is)

gray51015 · November 2015

Haha. I thought this was going to be literally about the names of our pets! My dog's name is embarrassing, and it was totally innocent when she was first named!!

But I call DH "Bean" and he calls me "Dear".

WinniethePoohsPants · November 2015

gray51015 said:

Haha. I thought this was going to be literally about the names of our pets! My dog's name is embarrassing, and it was totally innocent when she was first named!!

But I call DH "Bean" and he calls me "Dear".

Okay, but now I just gotta know you dog's name!

gray51015 · November 2015

WinniethePoohsPants said:

gray51015 said:

Haha. I thought this was going to be literally about the names of our pets! My dog's name is embarrassing, and it was totally innocent when she was first named!!

But I call DH "Bean" and he calls me "Dear".

Okay, but now I just gotta know you dog's name!

Her name is Stains. When we first got her I had just seen the cutest dog on Animal Planet that could do all sorts of bad a** tricks and so I named her after that dog. Fast forward several months and my brother is visiting, her asks my new dogs name, and I tell him "Stains". He immediately starts cracking up. I didn't get it at first... but.... imagine calling her from across the yard, park, etc....

Anyone have a face palm GIF? lol.

likeabel · November 2015

My cat's name is Ducky which is really confusing for my toddler... Whoops.

DH and I don't really have names for each other past the occasional sweetie, love and hey you.

MillerMama13 · November 2015

We just call eachother the typical "babe/baby" normally. However, I love to crochet and DH says it's an old lady activity so when I crochet or do anything craft related he calls me "Betty".

When DD was a newborn we called her "booger". Not sure why it originated. Now it has morphed into "booga/booga boo/boog/boogs"

itsStackie · November 2015

I'm "sugar buns" and DH is "muffin butt". Although I don't say it often anymore.

Also, I thought this would be about real pets. I once had a white rabbit I called snowy snowball. Cheesy.

MrsAlliKat · November 2015

I call DH "Brussels Sprout" and he calls me "Princess." Brussels Sprout came from a conversation about calling him something that no one likes, just to annoy him...and it stuck.

chelseay416 · November 2015

I'm blonde and my husband calls me Scoldilocks whenever he thinks I'm being a nag. I don't have anything as clever for him

hockeyfan42 · November 2015

My DH calls me Biscuit. My friends all think it's so adorable. It means bitch. It's been a running joke for years.

Eta: spelling

stisnd6 · November 2015

It started as a joke on a road trip in a country store. We were acting like an old married couple and I yelled "Cmon Cleatus!" Because he kept goofing around. Then he started calling me Mabel. So it became our little Nicknames for each other. I love it! In other relationships we'd always have cutesy names like "honey", but what we have describes our relationship perfectly lol.
Good ol' Cleatus and Mabel

redheadbride15 · November 2015

DH calls me "RHG" (red haired girl), and I call him "Beast"

Candacenellie · November 2015

Started a looong time ago but DH and I both call each other 'poop' in a cutesy voice. Nobody believes us when we tell them and get slightly offended lol

FutureMrsCAF · November 2015

I also thought this would be about animal names. I'm gonna share mine anyways. Our cat is DK, which stands for Dumpster Kitty. She would literally dumpster dive before we rescued her from our college apartment complex.

We call each other nothing but our actual names. Always. We've been friends since 3rd grade, so maybe that's what makes us different? A pet name would just feel so contrived at this point. Though, when he needs to hurry up (which is all the time, the man is always late) I'll call him just our last name.

totsabounding · November 2015

I call DH, "Manny," and he calls me, "Girra." They are short for "Mannadeaux" and, "Girradeaux." And...I can't even begin to explain the how or why. So...yeah.

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