Is anyone else really tired of hearing things like this? Yes, obviously I will know. There will be a small child trying to get out of my body via my vagina! Or people saying "you only have x days left!" Thank you! I'd completely forgotten!!!!
Rant over :-/
Re: "When he's ready you'll know!"
And if one more person tells me to have sex with DH to induce labor, I will punch them! I'm not that desperate yet, people, and it's none of your beeswax anyway.
"Your baby will come late because you're a FTM and your body has never been through labor before."
Or "you'll have her early because you're so small."
... she's going to come when she decides to, or when she gets her eviction notice, okay, people? Stop commenting on it. Thank you. Lol. Coworkers are the worst.
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You got to be miserable. Physical no I am not actually. Mentally just stabby and ready to meet this LO.
Okay I think I'm done now.
Me: "uh that's not my birth plan so please stop
Or the phone calls, I don't answer because I'm busy, and then I get a text following the call "I just called you you didn't answer"
No shit.
I am so ready to be forgotten about!
"Oh she's here! We thought you would go into labor this weekend!"
"Shes here! She was just running late, no labor."
Like I get my team is excited but I don't need a daily reminder that baby isn't here yet. I dread days I'm running a little late into the office.