May 2016 Moms

GTKY- Kill, Marry, Screw

yogahhyogahh member
edited November 2015 in May 2016 Moms

OK ladies, lets liven up this board!!!

Ill start by listing 3 celebrities. The person below me tells me which they would kill, which they would marry, which they would screw. Then they list 3 more celebrities for the next poster

Andy Dick

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Oprah Winfrey


Mama June

excited great oprah awesome exciting

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Re: GTKY- Kill, Marry, Screw

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  • LadySamLadyLadySamLady member
    edited November 2015
    ETA: Aw man, I suck at gifs - took me too long to post! To answer @Jesse835235: Kill Trump, Marry Obama, Screw Bieber

    I'll play! Going for the obvious I'm sure: Kill: Mama June, Screw: Andy Dick (ewwwww), Marry: Oprah

    NEXT UP:

    Miley Cyrus
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    The Lady with The Tiny Hands
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    Chris Christie
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  • ETA: Aw man, I suck at gifs - took me too long to post! To answer @Jesse835235: Kill Trump, Marry Obama, Screw Bieber

    I'll play! Going for the obvious I'm sure: Kill: Mama June, Screw: Andy Dick (ewwwww), Marry: Oprah

    NEXT UP:

    Miley Cyrus
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    The Lady with The Tiny Hands
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    Chris Christie
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    I would TOTES screw Christie. More cushion for the pushin!!

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  • Unicorn522Unicorn522 member
    edited November 2015
    Bahaha! This is great! I would

    Kill: Miley
    Marry: lady with the tiny hands
    Screw: Christie



    Next up:
    George Bush
    Charlie Sheen
    Kim Kardashian

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  • K: Charlie Sheen
    M: Kim Kardashian (hopefully she's traveling all the time, so our marriage consists of me and my dog in her mansion.)
    S: George Bush (as long as he puts a bag over his head and doesn't talk)

    Next: 

    Aaron Paul
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    Feminist Ryan Gosling 
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    New sexy Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau
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    Me: 38; DH: 41
    DS: Born 5-17-16 

  • vinerie said:

    K: Charlie Sheen

    M: Kim Kardashian (hopefully she's traveling all the time, so our marriage consists of me and my dog in her mansion.)
    S: George Bush (as long as he puts a bag over his head and doesn't talk)

    Next: 

    Aaron Paul
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    Feminist Ryan Gosling 
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    New sexy Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau
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    Do Prime Minister
    Marry Ryan Gosling (who wouldn't?)
    Kill Aaron Paul (sorry, dude...I like you, just not as much)

    Next:
    Morgan Freeman
    Sean Connery
    Meryl Streep
  • Kill Meryl Streep. I think she is totally overrated

    Marry Morgan Freeman. He seems like a nice man and I like his voice

    Screw Sean Connery. But circa 1965 when he was James Bond


    Up next

    Pat Sajack

    Alex Trebec

    Bob Barker

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  • Kill - Pat Sajack (Creepy smile)
    Marry - Alex Trebec (Ehhhhhhh.....)
    Screw - Bob Barker (He looks like he can still get it)


    How about a battle of the Chris :)

    Chris Hemsworth

    Chris Evans

    Chris Pratt


  • Marry Chris Pratt

    Screw Chris Evans

    Kill Chris Hemsworth

    I'm going country:

    Jason Aldean

    Luke Bryan

    Brantley Gilbert
  • tgortneytgortney member
    edited November 2015
    Kill Jason (because gross)
    Marry Luke (BAE :x )
    Screw Brantley (yessss)


    Football Players:

    Tom Brady
    Luke Kuechly
    Russell Wilson

    Ugh Brady didn't upload

  • tgortney said:




    Ugh Brady didn't upload

    I guess that is a sign no one should choose him for the screw option...

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  • tgortney said:
    Kill Jason (because gross) Marry Luke (BAE :x ) Screw Brantley (yessss) Football Players: Tom Brady Luke Kuechly Russell Wilson Ugh Brady didn't upload
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  • Kill: Tom Brady (he is just obnoxious)
    Marry: Russell Wilson
    Screw: Luke Kuechly

    Next up:

    80's 90's and 2000's "Heartthrobs"

    Rob Lowe
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    Leonardo Dicaprio
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    Ryan Phillippe
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    Been married since 2009.
    Unicornuate Uterus (yes I menstruate glitter)
    Several MCs
    DD born 2013 (our miracle "you can't have babies" baby!)



  • edited November 2015
    Ahhh can I marry all of them?!
    Hmm
    Kill- Ryan Phillipe because out if the 3 I find him the least interesting
    Marry- Leo so I could just be in the presence of his greatness
    Screw- Rob because he's like a fine wine- gets better with age

    Ok... reality show/talk show category....kill, marry, screw...
    Gordon ramsay, dr. Drew, oprah
  • yogahh said:
    tgortney said:
    Kill Jason (because gross) Marry Luke (BAE :x ) Screw Brantley (yessss) Football Players: Tom Brady Luke Kuechly Russell Wilson Ugh Brady didn't upload
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    Lolz!
    Me: 38; DH: 41
    DS: Born 5-17-16 

  • Oh I like this!!

    Kill- Gordon Ramsey bc he's that annoying

    Marry- Oprah bc she probably has great health benefits

    Screw- Dr. Drew because I dig glasses and salt and pepper hair.

    Ok ready go: Richard Simmons, Serena Williams, and Derek Jeter.
  • Jenly17 said:

    Oh I like this!!

    Kill- Gordon Ramsey bc he's that annoying

    Marry- Oprah bc she probably has great health benefits

    Screw- Dr. Drew because I dig glasses and salt and pepper hair.

    Ok ready go: Richard Simmons, Serena Williams, and Derek Jeter.

    Kill: Richard, sorry dude
    Marry: Serena, I'll bet that would be fun
    Screw: Derek, I mean he's an obvious choice here


    Next: I'm going boy band ;)

    Nick Carter
    Justin Timberlake
    Nick Lachey


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  • Marry Justin Timberlake
    Sex Nick Lachey
    Kill Nick Carter!


    For the next expecting mama!
    Brad Pitt
    Tom Cruise
    Matt Damon
  • Jenly17 said:




    Next: I'm going boy band ;)

    Nick Carter
    Justin Timberlake
    Nick Lachey

    Oh easy!
    Kill: Nick Carter
    Marry: JT!
    Screw: Nick Lachey (have you SEEN those arms circa 1998?!)

    We are going TGIT on the next one:

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    McDreamy

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    Fitz

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    Or Nate
  • Kill Tom Cruise!! His scientology craziness is too much for me.

    Marry Brad Pitt!! Every time I see him with his kids and talk about his wife it melts my heart.

    Screw Matt Damon!! He's super hot!

    For the next mama!

    Ryan Reynolds
    Seth Rogen
    James Franco



  • Marry Justin Timberlake
    Sex Nick Lachey
    Kill Nick Carter!


    For the next expecting mama!
    Brad Pitt
    Tom Cruise
    Matt Damon

    Hahaha I love this game!!!!

    Kill...Tom Cruise ( I used to love him but now he's justcreepy and weird)

    Marry...Brad Pitt (He seems like an amazing hubby to Angelina, plus a great father!)

    Screw... Matt Damon.. he's sexxxyyy :)

    Hmm ok up next.. hip hop artists

    Jay Z
    Kanye West
    The weekend
  • @asht17 I love how we want to kill, marry and screw the same!!! Haha :-j
  • asht17asht17 member
    edited November 2015
    cgg0707 said:

    @asht17 I love how we want to kill, marry and screw the same!!! Haha :-j

    Hahahaha and for the same reasons!!!! I didn't even see your reply.. I must been typing lol great minds think alike! ;)
  • DutchLucyLuDutchLucyLu member
    edited November 2015
    I've never heard of The Weekend the rapper, so I'm just going to pretend you meant Saturday and Sunday. In which case:

    Kill Kanye West (no brainer, really).
    Marry the weekend.
    Screw Jay Z.

    Next up:

    Jimmy Kimmel
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    Jimmy Fallon
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    Jon Stewart
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    ETA: No idea why the pics aren't showing? :( They show when I try to edit the post.
  • I've never heard of The Weekend the rapper, so I'm just going to pretend you meant Saturday and Sunday. In which case:

    Kill Kanye West (no brainer, really).
    Marry the weekend.
    Screw Jay Z.

    Next up:

    Jimmy Kimmel
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    Jimmy Fallon
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    Jon Stewart
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    ETA: No idea why the pics aren't showing? :( They show when I try to edit the post.

    Kill Jon Stewart
    Screw Jimmy Fallone
    Marry Jimmy Kimmel

    Funny story but I met Jimmy Fallone a few days before my wedding. He hugged me and wished me luck and told me how awesome being married was. It was 10am, and he smelled like wine...

    Jack Black
    Prince William
    Alec Baldwin

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  • Marry Jack Black (I actually think he is funny and charming...should that go in FFFC? I think it's all based on The Holiday.)
    Screw Alec
    Kill William

    I'm going with the boys of one of my favorite shows...Parks and Rec.

    Chris Pratt
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    Rob Lowe
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    Adam Scott
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  • If I had to choose...though I'd sort of like to get rid of both Jack Black and Alec Baldwin
    K: Jack Black
    M: Prince William
    S: Alec Baldwin

    Harry Potter Category...
    Lupin
    Sirius
    James
  • laurenmdrn16laurenmdrn16 member
    edited November 2015
    kbrands7 said:
    If I had to choose...though I'd sort of like to get rid of both Jack Black and Alec Baldwin
    K: Jack Black
    M: Prince William
    S: Alec Baldwin

    Harry Potter Category...
    Lupin
    Sirius
    James
    First: I love you @kbrands7

    Second:
    Kill - James (sorry, he is just too arrogant)
    Marry - Lupin
    Screw - Sirius


    Ok,
    Tom Cruise
    Tom Hanks
    Tom Hiddleston

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  • @laurenmdrn16 I would put them in the exact order you did!

    K-Tom Cruise

    M-Tom Hanks

    S-Tom Hiddleston


    Ok, how about these? Ellen, Sandra Bullock, and Kanye West

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