As I am typing this and pumping my husband in the other room listening to his mom. (Thank you lord for pumping!)
She is giving him 1000 tips of what to do to calm the baby because she is crying now. She been crying all day today... I guess it's one of those days and that is that. But to my MIL she is:
Cold
Bored
Hungry
What's a hug
Is a poor kid
We need to get her more toys
Needs to be talked to
Needs a diaper change
We need to read a book
See if she is hungry again
Needs to listen to a hear beat
He is holding her wrong
We need to hold her more
And she is non of that. She only has gas and I'll fix her as soon as I'm done pumping.

momy knows best.
Re: MIL Over FaceTime
I need to hold my breast different while feeding.
I burp her too hard.
Keep more clothes in the diaper bag (and more diapers)
Just use the sleepers with the buttons not zippers.
Don't use those wipes, just use a paper towel.
Don't put her in a swing.
She doesn't need a paci.
Oh man, it goes on and on! Thanks but I spend 24/7 with my baby, I think I can pick up on her cues more than you. And I think we're doing a pretty damn good job raising her so far!
Don't listen to what the doctors say
Give him baby food
Give him water
Oh well we didn't do that
Jason (my DH) didn't use a binky, we didn't allow it
We didn't burp Jason like that
What do you mean, you're still recovering? (I had a csection and she could not comprehend why I couldn't come over daily)
I really don't like any members of his side of the family which is a shame. I don't exist as the mother and it only matters that my son is their blood and that's all