Twatwaffle tuesday

marajay6 · November 2015

Apparently something with the forums has been a twatwaffle this morning but it looks like they are back up and running. Any other twatwaffles to report?

sarah0985 · November 2015

Definitely the forums! Didn't realize how addicted I had become until I wasn't able to get on here.

OrangeEv · November 2015

I have to third TB being a big 'ol twatwaffle for being offline!! You can't just take someone's addiction away like that.

While I waited, I did a bunch of reading/lessons on FF. Still productive.

MamaMunn · November 2015

I didn't realize how addicted I was to this site until it went down this morning. I was like... now what do I do while I sit here and drink my coffee!

In other twatwaffle news....fertility apps. Right now I use Glow only because that's what I have been using and I'm too lazy to switch all my data over to FF. Why did anyone think it would be a good idea for these apps to encourage SS! I'm trying hard now to read into things, but I can help but mark my "symptoms"

ShallowSeas · November 2015

My stomach is a twatwaffle for being so hungry today. Its 11:10am and I already scarfed down my lunch

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Also, as usual, my ute for giving me bfn's.

RachelT1234 · November 2015

My huge bag of leftover Halloween candy is a twatwaffle. Halloween is worse as an adult; no one is telling me I can't eat candy for breakfast

housewifehobbyist · November 2015

AF is being a twatwaffle. This is the most painful period I've had since I was a teenager and had to stay home from school because of the cramping... can't really call out of work for it now. This is the reason I went on the pill at 15 and haven't come off it until I wanted to TTC. All of the Midol and all of the leftover Halloween today please.

PeggyOlsonFTW · November 2015

The lady in line behind me at Target is a twatwaffle. I was checking out (as in paying - all my stuff had been rung up), there was no one behind me and for some reason, she took one look at me and backed up out of line and went to the next cashier. WTF, twat?

chrlyr · November 2015

I'm the twatwaffle today. DS came down with what I thought was a virus early last week. He had a fever for a couple of days and then seemed fine, so I sent him back to school and went on with our lives. My mom (who kept him while he was sick) came down with strep throat on Friday and now a kid DS was with on Halloween has it. This morning I discovered what I think is a strep infection on DS's butt. So, I helped him infect a bunch of other people with his strep butt. I suck.

ETA gif

Mlight28 · November 2015

DH's car is being a twatwaffle. We just bought a new SUV for me for winter and future LO, and agreed to stay on a little tighter budget for a while, which was fine. What's not fine is also having to buy him a new car, but his car is now completely breaking down and being unreliable. And it's not even that old!! Ughhhhh.

riri111 · November 2015

housewifehobbyist said:
AF is being a twatwaffle. This is the most painful period I've had since I was a teenager and had to stay home from school because of the cramping... can't really call out of work for it now. This is the reason I went on the pill at 15 and haven't come off it until I wanted to TTC. All of the Midol and all of the leftover Halloween today please.

@housewifehobbyist Hugs!! Me too!! I have been on birth control for 15 years and this AF is my first one. It's definitely making its presence known...day 7 today and I'm hoping it's the last day or close to it. Taking comfort in Halloween candy sounds perfect!

skilouise · November 2015

Cancer is a giant twatwaffle. I found out last weekend that my mom was diagnosed with breast cancer. It's still early so we don't know stage/treatment plans yet. FX they caught it early.

PeggyOlsonFTW · November 2015

I'm so sorry @AshVA FX for you and your family.

housewifehobbyist · November 2015

So sorry @AshVA! Creepy internet hugs. Cancer is a giant twatwaffle, and I hope your mom is better soon.

RunBooRun · November 2015

I'm so sorry @AshVA Cancer sucks. T&Ps to you.

My twatwaffle today is my boss (technically, he's one most days). He's been trying to do a very simple project that would take an hour to do normally. But he's effing it up and keeps calling me over to give him advice. It's because he just wants me to do it for him, but he's just making himself look like an idiot in the process. I'm not going to do it for him.

Mlight28 · November 2015

So sorry, @AshVA . Hoping for the very best for her, and T&P for your whole family.

skiingstark · November 2015

AshVA said:

Cancer is a giant twatwaffle. I found out last weekend that my mom was diagnosed with breast cancer. It's still early so we don't know stage/treatment plans yet. FX they caught it early.

That sucks, I am glad though they caught it early.

chrlyr · November 2015

@AshVA Cancer sucks. I hope treatment goes well for her.

MrsDho11 · November 2015

@AshVA - my mom is a breast cancer survivor (as is my aunt and were my grandma and great aunt). Cancer is a giant twatwaffle! Hugs for you!

And definitely FX that they caught it early.

gardeniagirlknits · November 2015

@AshVA sending positive thoughts your way. I second cancer being a twat waffle.. I'm a survivor myself!

ButterMyBiscuit · November 2015

I'm being snarky here but teachers who can't spell terrify me.

PREGNANT.

charmedlifex3 · November 2015

My shoe is the twatwaffle today. My heel broke while I was getting coffee.

Of course this meant I "had" to go buy new shoes.

@AshVA fingerscrossed for your mom!

Xstatic3333 · November 2015

@AshVA I am so sorry about your mom.

My much more minor twatwaffle of the day is my normally wonderful office manager, who forgot to order black toner when I have to make 5,000 copies by Thursday morning. In our office allowing toner to run out and not be replenished is the world's biggest no-no. I think I was told this within the first half hour of my first day here. I am so frustrated.

skilouise · November 2015

Thanks, ladies. I really appreciate all the kind words.

ShinyPenny82 · November 2015

FX for you and your family @AshVA

Me...I'm the twatwaffle today. The plan for after work was supposed to be time on the elliptical and healthy soup for dinner. Instead, I haven't moved from the couch and ordered pizza and wings...NO willpower/motivation today...

chrlyr · November 2015

ButterMyBiscuit said:
I'm being snarky here but teachers who can't spell terrify me.

PREGNANT.

I'm glad somebody said it.

mom2adoodle · November 2015

chrlyr said:

I'm being snarky here but teachers who can't spell terrify me.

PREGNANT.
I'm glad somebody said it.

I was wondering why no one had said anything....

lotsofsunshine · November 2015

I am the biggest twatwaffle that ever was. I don't know how to say no. I agreed to watch the kids of an acquaintance today. They are absolutly terrible. (Makes me very grateful for my children)Then she called and asked if I could keep them until 9:30 instead of 5 like we had agreed. I said yes. After a VERY long day I decided it was time for us to have a decent meal. I took the pan out of the oven.... with my bare hand. Now I am grumpy, in pain and about to pull my hair out.

LilLambie · November 2015

The biggest tratwaffle for me right now is trying to cut caffeine. Seeing as I'm ttc I've been trying to cut back but it's sooo hard. I drive an hr to work every day and then teach some douchey teenagers. By lunch I'm like give me the caffeine and no one will get hurt. I did a maccas run today just to get coffee for my friend and I so we didn't murder children. Ugghh I'm on struggle street.

gardeniagirlknits · November 2015

@LilLambie my old Co worker friend said that i would never be able to keep a pregnancy secret from her for more than a day because of how regularly I consume massive amounts of caffeine. Your post reminded me of those good times...

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