Twatwaffle Tuesday

mrsschmity · October 2015

Let's hear about those twatwaffles in your life today

goldie987 · October 2015

My dog (I feel like it's ALWAYS my dog). His natural doggy odor that I used to love now smells like a dirty hamster cage to me and makes me nauseous. DH has reassured me that he smells no different than normal. Gave the dog a bath 2 days ago and he already reeks again. His favorite pass time seems to be to snuggle with me and move as close to my face as possible. Ugh.

mrsschmity · October 2015

I'll ditto you @Sgoldberg247 and say that today's twatwaffle is our dog as well.

I got home from work last night and H had just gotten home 5 minutes before me. We chatted in the garage for a few minutes while the dog ran circles before heading inside. As soon as I walked in the front door I saw there was garbage strewn throughout the entire upstairs of the house. She hasn't done that since she was a puppy, so I was like WTF.

augbride87 · October 2015

I have never heard twat waffle before! It might be my new favorite word

goldie987 · October 2015

mrsschmity said:

I'll ditto you @Sgoldberg247 and say that today's twatwaffle is our dog as well.

I got home from work last night and H had just gotten home 5 minutes before me. We chatted in the garage for a few minutes while the dog ran circles before heading inside. As soon as I walked in the front door I saw there was garbage strewn throughout the entire upstairs of the house. She hasn't done that since she was a puppy, so I was like WTF.

I would be SO beyond angry. Quite a twatwaffle-y dog moment to say the least. The worst our dog does is drag all his toys out of his toy basket and spread them around the living room and even that is getting to be a bit much lately.

mrsschmity · October 2015

Sgoldberg247 said:

mrsschmity said:

I'll ditto you @Sgoldberg247 and say that today's twatwaffle is our dog as well.

I got home from work last night and H had just gotten home 5 minutes before me. We chatted in the garage for a few minutes while the dog ran circles before heading inside. As soon as I walked in the front door I saw there was garbage strewn throughout the entire upstairs of the house. She hasn't done that since she was a puppy, so I was like WTF.

I would be SO beyond angry. Quite a twatwaffle-y dog moment to say the least. The worst our dog does is drag all his toys out of his toy basket and spread them around the living room and even that is getting to be a bit much lately.

I was pretty rage-y to say the least. She is normally so good when we leave her home during the day. She must have been PMS'ing.

Mr0616 · October 2015

My dog hasn't done anything this week. But he gets into anything I leave out. Including a whole banana, peel and everything. One leg of my leggings (they were sheer), which he successfully passed at midnight. Bags of bread, bags of shredded coconut..and he figures out a way to get on my booby trapped couches and puts his smelly dog hair all over it. He's a lab and my gosh does he shed. I told DH he can never complain about my previous cats hair ever again. This dog is so much worst and k put myself in a bad mood thinking about all the things I need to de-hair before guests this weekend.

Oh and I can't leave dirty dishes I the sink. He removes them and licks them clean for me. So sweet.

Rant over. Sorry about your pup issues @mrsschmity @Sgoldberg247

almostpriceless · October 2015

My twat waffle for the day is work, and everyone here. There are zero naps, customers are all idiots, coworkers are all annoying, and I am generally filled with hatred, rage and disappointment today.

To be fair, I loved my job yesterday.

rmlhfox · October 2015

Omgsh! The dogs! I'm sooo with y'all! I can't even pet them without wanting to puke! I feel like our entire house smells like them and I can't stand to be inside! I tried turning on the Scentsy warmers, but even the 'pretty smells' send me running for the toilet! It's so frustrating! I love my dogs to pieces but I literally can't stand it anymore. Glad I'm not alone though!

cdmkruger · October 2015

I got home from work to find my cat had town up a roll of toilet paper and it was all over the house. He peed on a load of laundry for absolutely no reason -hes fixed and his litter box is always clean. Then he gets into a whole bush of burs and cant even walk. So i spend two hours cutting them off of him and attempting to give him a bath to get the remainder out. Damn cat!!

NLewis1 · October 2015

My one dog is now being referred to as puke-dog. My son had a tummy bug Sunday night/Monday and he projectile vomited on one of the dogs. It. Was. Awful. But the damn dog loves that kid so much he wont leave him alone, and is constantly in his face. Im surprised his tail/backside was what got the vomit-bomb and not his face.

And then both dogs proceeded to eat the vomit off the kitchen floor while I tried to clean it up. Gross and awesome at the same time (hey, less vomit I have to clean up).

TheHauntedHauswife · October 2015

My ex-best friend is winning twatwaffle of the week for me. I mean hes really been the twatwaffle of the past 2 years but hormones have decided that this week specifically hes extra horrible again. Tried to let him know i was pregnant, but im still being ignored for completely unknown reasons. Ive had so much more than enough of his cowardly behavoir and his need to run from his problems.

itsbronte · October 2015

Literally everything is my twatwaffle today. Except my tired toddler and my bed. I think we are just going to cuddle here all day and pretend the rest of everything doesn't exist.

emucoleman · October 2015

Well this thread is making me happy I don't have pets. Haha. I do like dogs and we'll probably get a dog someday, but I'm kind of dreading all the work and grossness involved.

My dentist is the twatwaffle. I got fillings, was having pain in one of them and had to go back and get it adjusted, and now it's even WORSE and I have to go back again tonight. And I'm not super optimistic that this is going to be the end of it. I really like my dentist in general and I don't want to change, but I am not impressed.

ella26 · October 2015

One of my student's parents is a twatwaffle, he has incorrect information and is just being a giant twat.....also your son is in COLLEGE maybe he should be growing up and taking care of himself a little.

satcher08 · October 2015

Dh is a twatwaffle because he forgot to set out chicken to thaw this morning and now I have to go to the store on my way home.

DeePaddy24 · October 2015

Can I just go ahead & label all my students as twatwaffles for today?! (I realize that may be frowned upon, lol).

They are all craaazy this week, which is making my days feel so much longer & is not helping my constant exhaustion. I'm going to go ahead & blame the full moon + Halloween...& I'm going to need it all to stop.

Remind me again why we don't get a day off in the middle of the week? I need one.

hillanne87 · October 2015

DeePaddy24 said:
Can I just go ahead & label all my students as twatwaffles for today?! (I realize that may be frowned upon, lol).
They are all craaazy this week, which is making my days feel so much longer & is not helping my constant exhaustion. I'm going to go ahead & blame the full moon + Halloween...& I'm going to need it all to stop.
Remind me again why we don't get a day off in the middle of the week? I need one.

This! All of this! It's like they ate a giant bowl of sugar before school. Is it Friday yet?!

satcher08 · October 2015

@DeePaddy24 it is definitely NOT frowned upon to refer to all of your students as twatwaffles. Full moon + Halloween + I can't have booze is going to be the death of me this week. I had to stock up with a huge bag of Halloween candy in my desk to deal with the stress.

edit because apparently I can gif but can't post a regular meme....

agillespie15 · October 2015

almostpriceless said:
My twat waffle for the day is work, and everyone here. There are zero naps, customers are all idiots, coworkers are all annoying, and I am generally filled with hatred, rage and disappointment today.

To be fair, I loved my job yesterday.

HAHAHAHA I'm soooooo feeling ya on this one!!!!! I wish I could just quit!

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