November 2015 Moms

TWT

Bring on your twat Tuesday!!

Today my body was a twat. I had stomache muscle aches and pressure most of yesterday with random contractions. Last night I had a ton of discomfort on the top of my belly with contractions and thought I might even be going into labor, or getting the flu (been going around and husband had it the day before)
It was so uncomfortable and contractions were 3-4 min apart but varied in length and didn't really go into my back. Called my on call midwife and she gave me some tips and we decided to wait and see were it leads. I ended up taking a zofran and an hour or two later I was able to fall asleep and things died off. I have about 2 weeks left and am so tired of this fake labor shit!! So body wins the twat award today.

Re: TWT

  • My twat goes to everyone that keeps telling me that now is the time DH and I should be spending together, enjoying our last few days alone, relaxing, without a newborn to care for. Yes, I would love that, but we are trying to finish a complete kitchen remodel and don't have a sink or stove right now (other than in boxes in the garage!) The countertops were just measured this morning and won't be installed for another week, at least! We wanted to get this big project done before our LO arrives. So as much as I would love to just enjoy being with my DH and relaxing as a couple before a new whirlwind starts, we don't really have that option. We have 17 days until our due date, but who knows when we will actually get to meet our LO, could be tomorrow, could be a week later than expected! Everyone that points out what we "should" be doing can stick it. We get it, but that's not the case for us this time around.
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  • The new nurse assistant at my OB. She didn't put the heart monitor in a good spot for my NST so I had to sit there and hold it against my stomach and adjust it myself. I'm sure she heard the machine beeping every time the signal was lost but she never came in to fix it. Did the same shit last week. She also has the social/conversation skills of Tarzan. They rotate LVNs/assistants at my practice so I probably wouldn't have had her next week but I made it a point that I did not want to deal with her anymore.
  • My HR department is the twat today. My supervisor was trying to allow me to work from home about a month after I had the baby so I still had some money coming in. She told me today that the HR dept is still looking at hiring a temp for my position and do not plan on allowing me to work from home which means I would have to come back to work full time about a month and a half after giving birth due to finances. Bummer.
  • Life in general is being a twat. DH left the gas wells to be able to be home with us, which is great. Sadly, he hates the job he took and doesn't know what to do with his career. No degree makes it difficult. Just wish life would point us in the right direction.
  • VexedMommyVexedMommy member
    edited October 2015
    A friend of mine, who I've mentioned before, is the twat.  She insists that she ONLY wants the colors and things picked out on her registry.  Well, I've collected money from people at work to get her the stroller/carseat combo she picked.  It's discontinued.  The stores aren't getting any more.  Amazon doesn't have it and Walmart cancelled the order I had already placed for the item.  So frustrated right now.  I'm going to end up getting her a visa gift card and that's going to be shitty at the shower. 

    ETA:  It won't be shitty, it'll just not be as nice as an actual big gift that everyone can oooh and ahhhh over.  She will also have her crib mattress and vehicle accessories that I WAS able to purchase from Amazon with the money collected. 
    If there's something strange underneath the hood.  Who you gonna call?  Your Doctor.  If there's something weird and it don't look good.  Who you gonna call?  Your Doctor.  Immediately.  If it's new, painful, and possibly pregnancy related get your ass off the internet and call your doctor.  It's for your health and your child's. 




  • KeHill08KeHill08 member
    edited October 2015
    Today, it's our cat. Both of our pets are quite attached to DH and he had to leave, and our cat is used to him getting up in the morning and having him to play with until he has to go to PT. Well since he isn't here to do that, she was causing trouble. Sometimes when she gets mad she isn't getting enough attention, she will make us wake up by peeing on the floor... so what does she do? Yep... pee on the floor. We had got her to stop doing that for a while, but apparently the fact that DH is gone isn't sitting well with her. Freaking monster...

    Edited for wrong word and clarification
  • My twatwaffle is my sciatic nerve. It's been killing me on my left side yesterday and today. It stems from a running injury around 5 years ago. Typically it doesn't bother me unless I'm doing some heavy weights for my lower body, but this pregnancy is making it flare up more than normal. Thank goodness DH gives me massages and I have my foam roller too :) 

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  • My twat is the people in my life who keep telling me that being a single mother is akin to signing a death sentence to all my hopes and dreams. Please fuck off with all that bullshit, I don't need to hear it.  What is with this high horse shit? How are people comfortable being so judgmental and ignorant? And plusalso one of my harshest critics is a girl who I know for a fact has had two abortions. Not judging her but no way she should be judging me. So again, fuck off with that bullshit.  
    Do unto others. 
  • Mine is work. I'm a supervisor at Tim Hortons, and I'm one of the main people they rely on during the week. They have had more than enough time to find a replacement for me, and through out this entire pregnancy, even though I had severe morning sickness, exhaustion, and just a crappy start, I've never once called in sick, or complained about the job being too hard. Up until a few weeks ago I was doing more of the work load than most of the staff, and I'm constantly put in a position where I'm running my butt off around the store for 8 hours straight. After letting them know that I've had lots of pressure, some scary labor pains, and that I'm going to start taking it easy until I start Maternity leave at the end of the month, I was once again over worked my last damn weekend. For 7 hours both Saturday and Sunday, I was put in the same position of running around keeping the drive thru flowing at a fast and organized pace while trying to keep track of the teenagers and part timers who don't give a damn about their jobs. It was so stressful, and even after saying something to my boss I was basically given the "I'm really sorry, but you're the only one who can really do it" excuse. I'm on shift 7 in a row with 3 more to go before I start Maternity Leave and let's say I've never been so thankful to be done at my job. Baby had better stay put until things calm down for me!!
  • My child. Little brat is still breech. My stomach is official use to having ice on it now. I've spent so much time upside down its not even funny anymore. I walk so much that my feet look like Fred Flinstone's feet (thanks for that comparison mom, I needed that at 37 weeks pregnant). My SO has even started talking to the bottom of my belly when the baby is awake to try and get his attention. FLIP CHILD. FLIP OR YOU'RE GROUNDED.
    Our children must be distant cousins LOL 

    Ive tried everything aside from DH talking to my belly

  • My TWT is actually from Sunday, but it still grinds my gears. This chick I know posted a blatant TWD spoiler on Facebook. It's common courtesy to at least post "spoiler alert" or just not freaking post anything. I got on her about it, and her response was "Well you shouldn't have been on FB on a Sunday, you know how it is." NO I DON'T KNOW HOW IT IS BECAUSE NORMAL PEOPLE AREN'T SO RUDE.


    *deep breaths* 
    Id be soooo mad. I just watched it. And omg. If it's the spoiler I'm thinking it is.... She SUCKS for ruining it!!!!
  • Today goes out to the twatiest twat who jumped the line in front of me at SAMs club that stood in-between me and my hot soft pretzel. Haven't had one in 2 years. Thankfully one of the other workers saw it and opened another register just to get me my pretzel. If it weren't for her, someone would have died today.
  • My TW is my brand new hemorrhoid. Four previous pregnancies and nothing and now I'm the proud owner of a marble size hemorrhoid.
  • My TWT is my BP. I am now in the hospital to be monitored overnight and it looks like they are going to induce tomorrow. I didn't have anything packed, haven't finished my kids Halloween costumes and my house is a mess again. Instead of getting anything done I'm stuck here, and I was kind of hoping for a Nov baby.
  • My TWT is actually from Sunday, but it still grinds my gears. This chick I know posted a blatant TWD spoiler on Facebook. It's common courtesy to at least post "spoiler alert" or just not freaking post anything. I got on her about it, and her response was "Well you shouldn't have been on FB on a Sunday, you know how it is." NO I DON'T KNOW HOW IT IS BECAUSE NORMAL PEOPLE AREN'T SO RUDE.


    *deep breaths* 
    Id be soooo mad. I just watched it. And omg. If it's the spoiler I'm thinking it is.... She SUCKS for ruining it!!!!
    The spoiler is exactly what you think it is.

    Sigh.
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  • The twat this week is also my body/this child of mine. I've been having prodromal labor for the past two weeks and nothing! Today the back pain and contractions have been going on for two hours with no progression. Dr says just let it take its course. So everyday I sit here and wait and nothing. Figure it out kid
  • Mine is the lady, I don't know, who was behind me at the grocery store yesterday, that assumed it was fine to ask how much weight I've gained. None of your GD business, that's how much. Then proceeded to tell me to not listen to horror stories of birth. But I need to answer her questions?? **still a little irritated**

    Why is weight gain such a contest with old ladies who gave birth 20, 30 or 40 years ago?
  • My twat is the claims adjuster for the other insurance company. I need to know what her insurers policy allows for coverage so I can get my damn medical bills paid!! Being in a "no fault" state and that your insurance only ha to cover 80% really has me screwed for my 15k ER, L&D and room stay at the hospital. Hoping I don't have to be a royal bitch tomorrow and I have an email back with his policy info. I mean come on people.
  • I emailed our personnel secretary to see if any news on my long tem sub... they "kind of forgot" and thought they had more time. It "snuck up on them". Uuugggghhh.
  • urby87urby87 member
    edited October 2015
    My twatwaffle this week is my baby for refusing to turn!  We had an unsuccessful attempt at a version on Friday and I've been trying a few different things since then...  Nothing.  On the bright side, though, a scheduled CS does guarantee I'm not wasting any of my leave waiting around for labor...
  • Mine is the traffic from this morning. My OB appointment (and hospital I'm giving birth at) is about 45 minutes to an hour from my house. Rush hour went longer today due to accidents and all the freeway driving I did in 2nd gear WTF... By the time I got there I thought for sure my blood pressure would be high, considering my 2 year old screamed almost the entire drive. It wasn't tho! That was painful, I will never ever ever work in the city and make that drive daily!
  • A friend of mine, who I've mentioned before, is the twat.  She insists that she ONLY wants the colors and things picked out on her registry.  Well, I've collected money from people at work to get her the stroller/carseat combo she picked.  It's discontinued.  The stores aren't getting any more.  Amazon doesn't have it and Walmart cancelled the order I had already placed for the item.  So frustrated right now.  I'm going to end up getting her a visa gift card and that's going to be shitty at the shower. 

    ETA:  It won't be shitty, it'll just not be as nice as an actual big gift that everyone can oooh and ahhhh over.  She will also have her crib mattress and vehicle accessories that I WAS able to purchase from Amazon with the money collected. 

    An option for you: You could get her a different one from the store she registered at and give her a gift receipt so she can return it if she doesn't want it. Usually stores where you have a registry are good about returns. Babies R Us will return even without a receipt for a store credit gift card (we just did it today because we somehow got gifted two car seats and only have one car). Then you can give her something substantial, and she can get what she wants if she is set on it (or more likely, pick out something different since it's discontinued).

  • THIS! A family member thought they were being funny??!!
  • My bladder is a twat, every time I get up, I seem to pee, uncontrollably, just a little bit. Thank goodness for pads.
  • I have so many and I usually dont!

    1. To my body who kept me up all night with contractions. Thought I was going to get to meet my LO today but then it decided to stop at 8am this morning...uhh ok??

    2. To my OB for having her baby before mine and leaving me to fend for myself with her colleagues (was ok with that until today)

    3. To my lovely OB's colleague who ruined my appointment today and made me cry. (Maybe some hormonal but still) the nurse tells me to undress waist down and leaves, I begin to do so and MD walks in like 10 seconds later. I know she's about to see my baby door but I'm bent over now taking off my clothes. Instead of walking out and giving me a few more minutes she hands me the sheet while I'm 39 weeks trying to get my pants off!!! Then examines me and says I look way to small to be 39 weeks. I'm a tiny girl...idk. whatever. Then ask me of I got my GSB test results back yet I reply no so she says she will let me get dressed and come back with my results. She leaves the room so I stand up and start putting my pants on. This B**CH opens the door 10 seconds later and says (while the door is still open and I'm half naked) it's just me, your results were negative, and shuts the door. Omg! Then I'm waiting for her to return just to find out she was done with me. So I asked to speak with her. When she comes back I tell her I have 2 days left of work if I could just get a note for light duty or something and before I can explain what I do or why I want it (RN 14 HRS shifts lifting people and nonstop on my feet with sciatic pain) she's already shaking her head no and says we don't do that you have no medical reason to want off work. I was so pissed I just walked out. Then cried once I got in my car. It's for 2 freaking days lady!!! Ugh. I'm over it.

    4. Last, to my pathophysiology exam tomorrow just because I hate you!

    Ugh...the struggle is real ladies! Lol
  • I have so many and I usually dont!

    1. To my body who kept me up all night with contractions. Thought I was going to get to meet my LO today but then it decided to stop at 8am this morning...uhh ok??

    2. To my OB for having her baby before mine and leaving me to fend for myself with her colleagues (was ok with that until today)

    3. To my lovely OB's colleague who ruined my appointment today and made me cry. (Maybe some hormonal but still) the nurse tells me to undress waist down and leaves, I begin to do so and MD walks in like 10 seconds later. I know she's about to see my baby door but I'm bent over now taking off my clothes. Instead of walking out and giving me a few more minutes she hands me the sheet while I'm 39 weeks trying to get my pants off!!! Then examines me and says I look way to small to be 39 weeks. I'm a tiny girl...idk. whatever. Then ask me of I got my GSB test results back yet I reply no so she says she will let me get dressed and come back with my results. She leaves the room so I stand up and start putting my pants on. This B**CH opens the door 10 seconds later and says (while the door is still open and I'm half naked) it's just me, your results were negative, and shuts the door. Omg! Then I'm waiting for her to return just to find out she was done with me. So I asked to speak with her. When she comes back I tell her I have 2 days left of work if I could just get a note for light duty or something and before I can explain what I do or why I want it (RN 14 HRS shifts lifting people and nonstop on my feet with sciatic pain) she's already shaking her head no and says we don't do that you have no medical reason to want off work. I was so pissed I just walked out. Then cried once I got in my car. It's for 2 freaking days lady!!! Ugh. I'm over it.

    4. Last, to my pathophysiology exam tomorrow just because I hate you!

    Ugh...the struggle is real ladies! Lol

    Your #3 especially, not okay!! Always should do a quick little knock. Not professional, not respectful, not kind. Would you just walk into a bathroom stall, "Hey just grabbing some tp".
    I don't know if the analogy quite works... But still! Now more than ever it's important tone treated like a human.
  • I have so many and I usually dont!

    1. To my body who kept me up all night with contractions. Thought I was going to get to meet my LO today but then it decided to stop at 8am this morning...uhh ok??

    2. To my OB for having her baby before mine and leaving me to fend for myself with her colleagues (was ok with that until today)

    3. To my lovely OB's colleague who ruined my appointment today and made me cry. (Maybe some hormonal but still) the nurse tells me to undress waist down and leaves, I begin to do so and MD walks in like 10 seconds later. I know she's about to see my baby door but I'm bent over now taking off my clothes. Instead of walking out and giving me a few more minutes she hands me the sheet while I'm 39 weeks trying to get my pants off!!! Then examines me and says I look way to small to be 39 weeks. I'm a tiny girl...idk. whatever. Then ask me of I got my GSB test results back yet I reply no so she says she will let me get dressed and come back with my results. She leaves the room so I stand up and start putting my pants on. This B**CH opens the door 10 seconds later and says (while the door is still open and I'm half naked) it's just me, your results were negative, and shuts the door. Omg! Then I'm waiting for her to return just to find out she was done with me. So I asked to speak with her. When she comes back I tell her I have 2 days left of work if I could just get a note for light duty or something and before I can explain what I do or why I want it (RN 14 HRS shifts lifting people and nonstop on my feet with sciatic pain) she's already shaking her head no and says we don't do that you have no medical reason to want off work. I was so pissed I just walked out. Then cried once I got in my car. It's for 2 freaking days lady!!! Ugh. I'm over it.

    4. Last, to my pathophysiology exam tomorrow just because I hate you!

    Ugh...the struggle is real ladies! Lol

    Your #3 especially, not okay!! Always should do a quick little knock. Not professional, not respectful, not kind. Would you just walk into a bathroom stall, "Hey just grabbing some tp".
    I don't know if the analogy quite works... But still! Now more than ever it's important tone treated like a human.
    Well at least you made me laugh about the TP analogy. I literally pictured myself just staring as they took my toilet paper. Lol
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