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You know you're 38+ weeks pregnant when.. (Distraction)

stephiesheldorkstephiesheldork member
in October 2015 Moms
Okay. Let's get some LOLs going. We could all use it, I'm sure. So start a sentence with "You know you're (how far along you are) when (fill in the blank)."


You know you're 38 weeks pregnant when the only question you ask the doctor now is "what do I have to say to make you induce me"

True story.
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Re: You know you're 38+ weeks pregnant when.. (Distraction)

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  • midge519midge519 member
    You know you're 38w4d pregnant when all your coworkers say "of course you have to pee" when you tell them you'll be back for the fiftieth time lol.
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  • TelebellTelebell member
    When you have to wake up your husband to roll you from your left side to your right in bed.
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  • NathanheartsKimNathanheartsKim member
    You know you are 38w5d when you nap with the 3yo and 2yo.
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  • amenaf67amenaf67 member
    Wen ur 39 weeks and ur belly so big u burn it on the stove top :( lol
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  • beanie1977beanie1977 member
    When all you want to wear is STRETCH PANTS!
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  • SballerinaSballerina member
    edited October 2015
    abbythebigdiehl said:

    You know you're 39 weeks when you feel contractions and hope they get more painful, not less. Come on contractions!  Come on water breaking! I've never wanted to wet my pants before, but if it means I'm in labor, let's do it!!

    THIS! So hilarious but so true. My coworker and boss really got a kick out of this!
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  • dchiapelladchiapella member
    You know you're 39.2 weeks pregnant when at various appointments (like a prenatal message) front desks start asking you for an emergency contact "just in case."
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  • arwestover3arwestover3 member
    You know you're 39 + 4 when you've been cramping for weeks, nesting like crazy, lost your mucus plug, have BH contractions all day and night, have been totally effaced for a week, and still no baby :((
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  • dulcemamasotadulcemamasota member
    You know your 39 weeks when your kids make fun of you because you walk like a penguin.
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  • crbpjbcrbpjb member
    You know you're 38 weeks pregnant when you're getting ready and...
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  • lindsayp916lindsayp916 member
    You know you are 40+ weeks when your email is full of automated "Congratulations on your bundle" emails from vendors and you would like to write a response "#%*& you! Baby is not here! Get out of my face about it!"
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  • dchiapelladchiapella member
    NathanheartsKim said:

    You know you are 39 weeks pregnant when you go through 10 shirts to find one that isn't too short!!

    This though! None of my maternity clothes fit over my belly!
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  • CocoR04CocoR04 member
    You know you're 39 weeks when... You're having rhythmic back pain for an hour, get really excited, and then realize it's because you have to poop (tmi). Ugh!
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  • SballerinaSballerina member
    You know you're 39 weeks and 5 days when you wish that the obstetrical community assigned an "estimated arrival range" rather than an "(estimated) due date". That way there is less fixation on the baby arriving by that time, especially since it is almost as likely that you will not deliver until after the EDD as delivering before it! That way you would be less likely to get too anticipatory even though you were careful to try not to get mentally committed to the EDD!

    You know you're 39 weeks and 5 days when your sweet, attentive husband asks if you are ok constantly. :)
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  • kfry22kfry22 member
    You know you are 39 and 3 days and have to pee so bad that when the women's restroom is occupied you use the men's without caring who sees or judges. No shame in my potty game
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  • megangummmegangumm member
    You know you're 39 weeks pregnant when... image
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  • NathanheartsKimNathanheartsKim member
    Sballerina said:
    You know you're 39 weeks and 5 days when you wish that the obstetrical community assigned an "estimated arrival range" rather than an "(estimated) due date". That way there is less fixation on the baby arriving by that time, especially since it is almost as likely that you will not deliver until after the EDD as delivering before it! That way you would be less likely to get too anticipatory even though you were careful to try not to get mentally committed to the EDD! You know you're 39 weeks and 5 days when your sweet, attentive husband asks if you are ok constantly. :)

    @Sballerina THIS!! Seriously! After going late with my first 2 pregnancies I have been mentally adding a week to my EDD this entire pregnancy!! People ask me and I tell them "early Nov". EAR (Estimated Arrival Range) would be SO much better than DD!!
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