Who's ready for something nasty?

Re: Who's ready for something nasty?

• NicknShan member

  October 2015

  I was assuming this was going to be a post that you finally pooped. :-)

  Married: June 25, 2011

  DS #1: Born September 29, 2013

  Baby #2: Due June 3, 2016

  
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• WinniethePoohsPants member

  October 2015

  NicknShan said:

  I was assuming this was going to be a post that you finally pooped. :-)

  HAHA.  My list of issues is never ending apparently.

  
  

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• totsabounding member

  October 2015

  Hey, what are kids for if you can't blame your farts on them once in awhile? We wipe their butts, it's the least they can do!

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

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• sorarose member

  October 2015

  I'm so happy I have my own office for this very reason!
  

  
  

  
  

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• mrsschmity member

  October 2015

  

  
  

  Except I have no child to blame it on. If I'm at home I could blame it on the dog, but if H is around and he smells it I'll take credit for it. I can't believe I'm admitting to this, but it happened this morning at work. I work in a cubicle so I'm not protected by an office - more like my coworkers aren't protected. As soon as I realized it was an SBD (silent but deadly) I cringed and tried to wave the smell away. Luckily I was one of few that were in the office, so it wasn't as bad as it could have been.

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• agillespie15 member

  October 2015

  WinniethePoohsPants said:

  So i'm just gonna say it, since I've gotten pregnant I have the worst farts.  The absolute worst farts, and you wanna know why?  It's because due to my vomit fairy inducing nausea the only food I can stomach gives me the toots.  And when I say toots, I mean loud trumpet FARTS.

  So today I took my DS to toddler story time, and I had horrible gas as per use.  So I tried.  I really tried.  And I failed halfway through storytime.  And you know what I did?  I blamed it on my DS.  I can never leave the house again.

  Anyone else with a nasty confession be my guest.  Sorry I couldn't wait until Friday for our usual Flame free confession; but like my unyielding gas, I just had to come out.

  I totally get it!!!!!!! Me too! Glad to know this is normal! Hahaha
  
  

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• Knottie36248864 member

  October 2015

  I haven't been that gassy, so work hasn't been a nightmare (and I've been interviewing folks all week). At home...my husband farts all the time. This is only payback.
  

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• mkemommy member

  October 2015

  @winniethepoohpants -

  
  

  
  

  
  

  This is me when it happens...

  
  

  
  

  
  

  No shame in blaming it on others.  I'm glad we have a dog.  

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• rn77209 member

  October 2015

  Haha I am going through the exact same thing!! Last night I has gas so bad and was just letting it go at home - it made my tummy feel better but H walked down the stairs and turned the corner into the living room and almost gagged it smelled so bad! I just started cracking up - it's payback for all the times he moved me it of a room! Luckily my bloating/gas is mostly as night so I don't have to worry about it during work.....yet!

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• KayDray15 member

  October 2015

  Ha-ha. Oh wow. This made me laugh too hard! I blame toots on my DS when I am not pg! He thinks it is hilarious.
  
  I have not had much trouble with toots. But holy cow the burps. They start before I even eat anything in the morning, and go all day. I don't drink soda or anything. No idea what is causing them, but they are trucker burps. Like a man. My DH just raises an eyebrow and shakes his head.

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• likeabel member

  October 2015

  My farts are horrible in the evening! Especially if I have some ice cream. I always blame DS or the cat. But DH obviously can't be fooled!

  

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• vampbride99 member

  October 2015

  Knottie36248864 said:

  I haven't been that gassy, so work hasn't been a nightmare (and I've been interviewing folks all week). At home...my husband farts all the time. This is only payback.
  

  Ditto....total payback lol...DH farts all the time and it's gross....so whenever he gets a whiff...I just tell him the baby did it hahaha. Luckily it's not super frequent...although for some odd reason, I get the most gassy at work....burping and farting. LOTS of burping...and farting. Guess I'm just a gas ball.
  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  

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