I need to add myself to this. I had pizza last night. It gives me bad heartburn, every. single. time. I eat it. Well, third trimester the heartburn has been ten times worse and my dumbass continues to eat it. I was up all night with it on top of acid reflux. To the point where I couldn't use just one pillow because stuff was constantly coming up (sorry, gross) and I ended up dry heaving over the toilet for thirty minutes. No thanks to my heartburn med or the tums I munched on before bed. It's continued into today. I hate myself.
I've been having issues with heartburn too. Tums don't really do much but I found that eating Greek yogurt a couple of hours after eating dinner has really helped.
Thank you! I will be trying this. I'm still dying.
Adding to my twatwafflery. It was warm enough for shorts today so I'm wearing shorts. I realized 20 minutes before time to leave that I have hairy man legs because, oh yeah, it's been fall so I've worn pants and shaving hasn't been happening. So I had to quickly shave. And now I have razor burn all over my legs. Hope the doc isn't too concerned lol. (Although if she's doing the gbs swab like it seems is common at the 36 week she'll have to deal with my untrimmed lawn around the baby door so I'm a total twat anyway) ~X(
Mine goes to the kitten my fiance thought was a good idea crawling in and clawing all my baby's things and chewing the Antena off my radio. Also to leg and stabbing vagina pain that keeps me awake or bends me over mid walk. Oh and how could I forget my fiance asking for a back rub because his back hurts uhm hello I'm hurting I don't see anyone rubbing my legs or back. Ugh I'm grouchy and tired!
My tw today are my twins. They are absolutely not listening to me and I seriously want it to be bed time!!!! My second tw is my headache! It's so bad I've thrown up twice:(
The twat in our house today is the cold that magically appeared in everyone in the entire house yesterday. I've got two boy snot fountains and coughing machines. And this momma is coughing and has a super sore throat. Ugh. Not what we all need right now.
Well hello. I've come back to include my boss on this lovely list. Because during my maternity leave he thinks I should "come to work in the afternoons when the baby is sleeping"
Well hello. I've come back to include my boss on this lovely list. Because during my maternity leave he thinks I should "come to work in the afternoons when the baby is sleeping"
My twat goes to a guy on our fire department. He offered to help us fix a bike stroller I got at a yard sale that the tire attachment to use it as a double stroller snapped off. He said it would be an easy weld. That was at least 9 months ago and I am pissed that he hasn't fixed it!! I've told him to just give it back and am getting NO WHERE. Seriously pissing me off.
1.The twat is my sleep.I can't sleep at nights hard to find a comfortable position and having to get up every 5min to pee. During the day have so many things to do, but I cant seat more than 10 minutes because next thing you know I open my eyes and 3hrs have go by ~X( 2. Me, finally after months convince DH to build the crib. Today I was cleaning and notice a sticker that says "important this is the inside " which is facing the outside. So we have to pull the whole thing apart to change it. :-/
Mine is the fact that I seem to be missing out on all the drama here due to time difference. Every time I log on I feel like someone else got banned...
First TT award goes to the receptionist at LabCorp who wouldn't service my bloodwork order because my name and DOB were coming up in the system as having a balance due from last summer. She would not verify my social and even told me our addresses were different. I insisted that it was not me and she had the wrong account pulled up, she then called the customer service billing number and told them that she couldn't take my word for it bc "you know people lie all the time and you can't trust anyone to tell the truth". Next TT award goes to the cleaning staff at work! Another employee left a message to have them wipe down the lunchroom fridge and throw out expired items. Well apparently they took that as throw every single item away. Which included brand new groceries I purchased two days before for $30. They did not leave a single thing in the fridge, needless to say the entire office was passed their food was gone.
Now I've got another one. My DD went to lay down in bed this afternoon so I thought, perfect I'll get a quick nap in. Little did I know that at some point she got up and pulled every single piece of clothing out of her closet. I don't know what it is with this 3 yr old but I'm practically in tears because of how much she destroys the house.
Mine is the fact that I seem to be missing out on all the drama here due to time difference. Every time I log on I feel like someone else got banned...
OB. Total twat. First, my appointment was 3:30... They didn't get me in until 4:10 (office officially closes at 4.) But it gets worse.
Baby's heart kept skipping a beat so they're setting me up an appointment with maternal fetal care (at hospital) to do a higher resolution sonogram to check his heart. I'm not overly concerned since there hasn't been any indication previously that something was wrong with his heart but since DH was born with the heart defect, it's better safe than sorry. Honestly, the OB's are major twats because apparently they should have actually done this ultrasound sooner to make sure the heart was okay (I thought they had at the typical 20w anatomy scan but apparently they only did the routine check then, not an in-depth check of the heart like they should have due to DH's defect). Don't know when they'll get me in - I'll probably find out tomorrow.
The freak who walked up behind me while I was waiting for the crosswalk light to change. I had my 2yr old in the stroller and he says, "Wow mom, you've been busy!" I gave him the worst glare I could muster up. He threw up his arms as if to say, "sorry," but somehow "sorry" didn't make it out of his mouth. Thanks dude, I really wanted to know you were thinking about me dtd!
I know I'm late but I just needed a place to vent about how I woke up at 4am this morning to my 9 month old kitten throwing up. He hasn't eaten his meals very much lately and he is not a pukey cat. We've had to switch his diet to a sensitive formula because anything else gave him diarrhea, and I'm just so worried that there's something seriously wrong with him. Fiancé was mad because I've been trying to work as many hours before I start Mat leave, and I called in sick today to take care of the damn cat. He just doesn't understand that for a pregnant lady, this is like a baby to me. I would do anything to make sure he's ok. Wheu. Ok. Excuse me while I go hand feed the cat rice in hopes he can keep that down and I won't have to make another expensive trip to the vet with him.
It's not a typical meal and they don't recommend it as their regular diet, but when they are sick something bland just to fill their stomachs like rice is what they recommend. Pumpkin mixed with rice is another suggestion to help him feel better as well.
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2. Me, finally after months convince DH to build the crib. Today I was cleaning and notice a sticker that says "important this is the inside " which is facing the outside. So we have to pull the whole thing apart to change it. :-/
Next TT award goes to the cleaning staff at work! Another employee left a message to have them wipe down the lunchroom fridge and throw out expired items. Well apparently they took that as throw every single item away. Which included brand new groceries I purchased two days before for $30. They did not leave a single thing in the fridge, needless to say the entire office was passed their food was gone.
I. Hate. You.
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Baby's heart kept skipping a beat so they're setting me up an appointment with maternal fetal care (at hospital) to do a higher resolution sonogram to check his heart. I'm not overly concerned since there hasn't been any indication previously that something was wrong with his heart but since DH was born with the heart defect, it's better safe than sorry. Honestly, the OB's are major twats because apparently they should have actually done this ultrasound sooner to make sure the heart was okay (I thought they had at the typical 20w anatomy scan but apparently they only did the routine check then, not an in-depth check of the heart like they should have due to DH's defect). Don't know when they'll get me in - I'll probably find out tomorrow.
So now I'm pissed and slightly freaking out.
1. I feel ugly as fuck without my long hair.
2. This cut now requires actual styling. Not practical once a newborn is here.
And I've been crying for the last 30 minutes like my life has ended. SMH
Edited because apparently I can't spell