You guys, this kid better be a genius because it is sapping all my brain power! Today I was signing an anniversary card for a coworker and wrote "Happy Abnormality!"
Haha. I've gotten hit in the spelling department (again...it happened with DS too). Also, yesterday I definitely put the milk back in the fridge and set the cap NEXT to it...not on it. DH was confused when he opened the fridge to find it that way.
I packed for my camping trip the way my H would have. Didn't bring my winter coat.. nearly forgot the bedding.. didn't bring my book... brought my good winter gloves rather than my hunting ones. I felt like such a mess.
Definitely affecting my vocabulary. And order of words.
I joined a call yesterday and the lady asked how I was and I said "How are you? I'm fine thanks.... wait, strike that, reverse it... I'm fine thanks, how are you?!" we laughed.
I just feel like I'm in a fog. Thinking is too hard and speaking is draining. Especially yesterday trying to get words out was literally nauseating. Trying to take care of a toddler a farm a house and grow another kid while remembering what I am doing one minute to the next is Killing me.
I spent an hour looking for the breakfast smoothie I had made for myself. Just to find in about 24 hours later. On top of the fridge. And - since I live in the tropics - a disgusting mess....
I thought the dance class I teach was at 5 instead of 4:45, even though classss have been going on for over a month now. Needless to say, I walked into the studio five minutes late with a class of girls in the waiting room staring at me running in frantically
Im already really bad at meal planning so I frequent the store about every 2-3 days. Today I wound up going 3 friggen times because I forgot Milk for DD. Need. Brain. Back.
Yesterday someone posted that their baby had a checkup that day. I totally misread 'checkup' as 'ketchup' and spent a good five seconds wondering why an unborn baby would have ketchup.
Haha. I've gotten hit in the spelling department (again...it happened with DS too). Also, yesterday I definitely put the milk back in the fridge and set the cap NEXT to it...not on it. DH was confused when he opened the fridge to find it that way.
I have this habit of taking the cap off a bottle, setting it down on the counter and then inevitably losing it. My husband thinks this is my biggest quirk. It used to annoy him, but now he just laughs. I can't blame it on pregnancy brain, either; as long as I can remember, I've had bottles in my fridge/cabinet sans caps because I've put the cap somewhere and lost it.
I put fingernail polish remover on a cotton ball this morning so that I could get the leftover polish off my nails and I definitely almost put it on my eye. Luckily I caught myself when it was thisclose to touching!
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Thanks for the morning laugh everyone! Lol...these are great.
I didn't realize that was part of it all...I'm a FTM
I tried to unlock my house with my car remote!! lol I also chopped up some vegetables on a cutting board last night, and when I went to through away the ends of the veggies, I took the whole chopping board to the trash can like I usually do, but this time I threw away the chopping board as well and just walked away! LOL
Yesterday someone posted that their baby had a checkup that day. I totally misread 'checkup' as 'ketchup' and spend a good five seconds wondering why an unborn baby would have ketchup.
LMAO! omg, I'm dying over here with that one lol...
I used Sprayway Glass Cleaner on my hair this morning instead of Hair Spray because DH left the glass cleaner on the counter in the spot where I usually leave my hair spray. Well that was an exciting morning of 2 showers before 7am.....
I was filling out a job application yesterday and in 2 different spots I wrote the wrong date. No not just Oct. 7 or something close. I wrote 2017!!
Haha! I made a 2 minute pause while dating something yesterday...I was stuck on the year. It took me a little bit to get the 2015 out. Unbelievable lol
Thanks for the morning laugh everyone! Lol...these are great.
I didn't realize that was part of it all...I'm a FTM
I tried to unlock my house with my car remote!! lol I also chopped up some vegetables on a cutting board last night, and when I went to through away the ends of the veggies, I took the whole chopping board to the trash can like I usually do, but this time I threw away the chopping board as well and just walked away! LOL
@beff12 I put antibacterial hand soap on my toothbrush this morning and didn't realize it until it was thisclose to my mouth, and only because it smelled like gardenia. Thank god I hadn't switched to unscented in the bathroom yet!
Today morning, I measured and took out red beans to soak for a few hours for dinner. When I went back to the kitchen after an hour, I didnt find them soaking. I still don't know where did I leave them!! Did I put it back in the jar or threw it in the dustbin - Can't remember for the life of me!!!! )
Re: Baby brain!
This is how I feel. But without the drugs
BFP #1: 9/12/2015
DD: 6/1/2016
BFP #2: 1/16/2018 MC 2/2/2018
Married: Oct 20, 2013
BFP 1: Aug 31, 2015
EDD 1: May 12, 2016
DD1 Emma born May 12, 2016
An Honest Account of New Motherhood (with Postpartum Anxiety, Depression, and OCD)
BFP 2: October 07, 2019
EDD 2: June 20, 2020
Not everyone can breastfeed - Mammary Hypoplasia/Insufficient Glandular Tissue Awareness
DS: Born 5-17-16
DD born 7.27.2014
BFP 09.2015 - m/c 10.21.2015
DD born 7.27.2014
BFP 09.2015 - m/c 10.21.2015