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Poop just happens

v1wwov1wwo member
in September 2015 Moms
The babies are out and about and the real work begins for us moms! A big part of that work is changing poopie diapers. But sometimes we just don't make it and weird accidents happen... We could only laugh.
Here is a picture of Dahlias brand new shirt (and I just finished doing the laundry)
Any funny stories or pictures from you guys?
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  • sgleavesgleave member
    I just have to laugh at this point but every other diaper change, without fail, V poops the second I get the diaper off before I can get a new one underneath. Also he likes to shart as I'm applying diaper cream...and he smiles as he's doing it.
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  • callistosmilecallistosmile member
    I was changing baby boy in the pack and play bassinet and he explosively pooped as I had the diaper open. Thank god I had the fabric part between us instead of the mesh part or I would have had poop all over me lol.
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  • CEW225CEW225 member
    Projectile poop at 2am the other morning. I got up to feed LO and was changing her diaper before hand to help wake her up to eat. At least she was laying on her changing pad, so it went on the dresser instead of me. It was easy to wipe up. I think it went about a foot or so. I didn't know what to do except laugh and then call for DH to get up because I didnt have enough hands to clean it up and keep check on her at the same time.

    She also makes great faces during and after her poops!
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  • rebeccabloomwoodrebeccabloomwood member
    sgleave said:

    I just have to laugh at this point but every other diaper change, without fail, V poops the second I get the diaper off before I can get a new one underneath. Also he likes to shart as I'm applying diaper cream...and he smiles as he's doing it.

    After many changing pad cover changes and outfit mishaps, I leaned to put the new diaper under the old one and slip the old one out so that there never isn't a diaper underneath. Might be something to try!
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  • v1wwov1wwo member
    Sematti said:
    Emilia gave her daddy this look WHILE she was crapping her pants...sorry daddy...

    That is my name!!! also with an E :D

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  • v1wwov1wwo member
    rebeccabloomwood said:
    I just have to laugh at this point but every other diaper change, without fail, V poops the second I get the diaper off before I can get a new one underneath. Also he likes to shart as I'm applying diaper cream...and he smiles as he's doing it.
    After many changing pad cover changes and outfit mishaps, I leaned to put the new diaper under the old one and slip the old one out so that there never isn't a diaper underneath. Might be something to try!
    The two diaper thing I have learned from BuzzFeed out of all places. lol
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  • rachelb51212rachelb51212 member
    My MIL was holding DS and he exploded all over her...she didn't even feel it and didn't know it until she picked him up off her lap and I told her she had crap all over her pants...it was hilarious
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  • ForeverEverAfterForeverEverAfter member
    I had lots of funny mishaps with DD1, like when her projectile poop hit the crib from the change table 3' away. But we've gotten lucky so far with DD2-or just more practiced. We've had some pee leaks, no poop ones. And I also use the diaper underneath trick :)
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  • monicaPmonicaP member
    LO sneezed mid diaper change and squirted me with a shart.
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  • cmlsucmlsu member
    My daughter exploded at my nieces birthday party. My BIL'S mom was holding her and I heard a "splat!". It hit the floor and made a puddle a foot wide. Miraculously, we had her in a dress and it went up the back of the diaper and into the floor without getting on her outfit. I couldn't help dying laughing while she sat there stunned holding my smiling daughter!
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  • mrscheetahmrscheetah member
    And of course this was a brand new onesie! DH and I couldn't stop laughing. Her favorite thing to do is poop and then, once she's on the changing table with her diaper off, start peeing :))
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  • GoodyCobbGoodyCobb member
    I had started to change her and then she would decide she had more poop to let out. So after she was done is go to wipe and it was never ending. I wiped again and she started to poop again so I'm just holding her feet up and all of a sudden she shoots at me. Poop goes all on my hand and arm, my shirt pants and sock. On the changing table and floor. All at 1 am lol
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  • ktbkittenktbkitten member
    My son has gotten me with projectile poop. He loves to poop after I change his diaper. The best part is his toots are so loud and everyone can always hear them. I keep getting questioned if that was LO.
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