May 2016 Moms
nerdymama15
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04/15/2016
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So This Was My Night
nerdymama15
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Does anyone else's SO not understand the meaning of being hormonal? I specifically told DH that today I was feeling stabby.
So back up to last year sometime. We had a security system installed and also got the smoke/heat sensors as well so that in case of fire it triggers the alarm and contacts the alarm company and they contact the fire department if they cannot reach us. Sooooo you probably already know where I am heading with this story.
So I was sitting here at the computer finishing up some work when hubby comes in here and wants me to see something he had done in the garage. I was like well can I go pee first. I had to pee really bad. He was like no just come look. I went out to the garage and the garage door was shut and the garage was full of "smoke". He had bought a special effects smoke machine from the Good Will and was testing it out in the garage. Apparently he did not think very hard about the consequences........ Next thing I know is I hear our very shrill loud alarm system sounding off. He triggered the smoke sensors and set off the alarm. I ran in and disabled the alarm and waited for the company to come over the panel speaker. The lady came on and I told her what happened and she was like I'm just going to mark this as a false alarm. Soon as she had "hung up" the alarm went off again. By then I was cussing and had to pee really bad. That thing went off at least six times maybe even eight since I had eight notifications on my phone app from it. Hubby in the meantime had opened the garage door and turned on a fan and blew all the smoke out to the front of the house. It hung in the air b/c it is so humid here right now. The fire alarms are still going off during that time. So it probably looks like the house was on fire. By then I' was screaming at my DH to get his butt back in the house and watch the panel so I could go pee. He freaking ignored me!!!!!!!!!!! I was ready to kill and having a very stabby meltdown screaming and cussing. Apparently while I was doing that, he was on the phone with the alarm company and neighbors had poked their heads out of their houses wondering what the crap was going on. Some neighbor we don't know from wayyyyy down the street even heard the alarm and walked all the way up here to see if everything was okay. The alarm company kept trying to come back in over the intercom but everytime they did they were interrupted by another alarm. By then I"m losing my mind and screaming at DH and three naming him and screaming WHAT PART OF FEELING STABBY DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!!!!!!! He finally had to tamper with the alarm and take it off and stick it in his car trunk in the driveway until all the smoke cleared. After all that I'm surprised that the fire department was not called by a well meaning neighbor, and I'm surprised the police weren't called due to my verbal assault on my DH. He is never ever ever going to live that one down! lol I wasn't upset b/c of the alarms being set off. I was upset that he wouldn't stand by the panel so I could go pee.
After the alarms finally stopped and it had quieted down, his words were "you can't blame me"....... lmao
So after all that my only concern is I have had a few pains down there. I think maybe from getting so worked up.
Edit: I hope you get a good laugh from this
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So back up to last year sometime. We had a security system installed and also got the smoke/heat sensors as well so that in case of fire it triggers the alarm and contacts the alarm company and they contact the fire department if they cannot reach us. Sooooo you probably already know where I am heading with this story.
So I was sitting here at the computer finishing up some work when hubby comes in here and wants me to see something he had done in the garage. I was like well can I go pee first. I had to pee really bad. He was like no just come look. I went out to the garage and the garage door was shut and the garage was full of "smoke". He had bought a special effects smoke machine from the Good Will and was testing it out in the garage. Apparently he did not think very hard about the consequences........ Next thing I know is I hear our very shrill loud alarm system sounding off. He triggered the smoke sensors and set off the alarm. I ran in and disabled the alarm and waited for the company to come over the panel speaker. The lady came on and I told her what happened and she was like I'm just going to mark this as a false alarm. Soon as she had "hung up" the alarm went off again. By then I was cussing and had to pee really bad. That thing went off at least six times maybe even eight since I had eight notifications on my phone app from it. Hubby in the meantime had opened the garage door and turned on a fan and blew all the smoke out to the front of the house. It hung in the air b/c it is so humid here right now. The fire alarms are still going off during that time. So it probably looks like the house was on fire. By then I' was screaming at my DH to get his butt back in the house and watch the panel so I could go pee. He freaking ignored me!!!!!!!!!!! I was ready to kill and having a very stabby meltdown screaming and cussing. Apparently while I was doing that, he was on the phone with the alarm company and neighbors had poked their heads out of their houses wondering what the crap was going on. Some neighbor we don't know from wayyyyy down the street even heard the alarm and walked all the way up here to see if everything was okay. The alarm company kept trying to come back in over the intercom but everytime they did they were interrupted by another alarm. By then I"m losing my mind and screaming at DH and three naming him and screaming WHAT PART OF FEELING STABBY DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!!!!!!! He finally had to tamper with the alarm and take it off and stick it in his car trunk in the driveway until all the smoke cleared. After all that I'm surprised that the fire department was not called by a well meaning neighbor, and I'm surprised the police weren't called due to my verbal assault on my DH. He is never ever ever going to live that one down! lol I wasn't upset b/c of the alarms being set off. I was upset that he wouldn't stand by the panel so I could go pee.
After the alarms finally stopped and it had quieted down, his words were "you can't blame me"....... lmao
So after all that my only concern is I have had a few pains down there. I think maybe from getting so worked up.
Edit: I hope you get a good laugh from this
)First Pregnancy
- BFP: 01/25/2015
- EDD: 09/28/2015
- Incomplete MC: 02/28/2015
Second Pregnancy
- BFP: 09/11/2015
- EDD: 05/25/2016
04/15/2016
PGAL
Re: So This Was My Night
Plus side:
At least your house will look super cool for Halloween. Maybe turn your BBQ into a UFO and let the smoke billow out of that Far from the house.
@BuzzBee614 - I sometimes think we are the same person lol. I have also dropped a couple of curse words around DD as of late. Also, last night I said "you SUCK!", talking to my phone. Naturally, DD parrots "suck!" for like 2 minutes, and H gives me the side-eye. Oh well, at least it wasn't an actual curse word that time.
Was this in the middle of the night? Your poor neighbors!
@buzzbee614 my husband and I have the exact same exchange almost daily.
im sure she will giggle about it later
First Pregnancy
Second Pregnancy
- BFP: 09/11/2015
- EDD: 05/25/2016
Baby Born04/15/2016
PGAL
Nope, it was around 7:30PM
First Pregnancy
Second Pregnancy
- BFP: 09/11/2015
- EDD: 05/25/2016
Baby Born04/15/2016
PGAL