Distraction needed! Make me laugh!

Re: Distraction needed! Make me laugh!

• adiaz132003 member

  September 2015

  Want to hear a pizza joke…. nah, it’s too cheesy. What about a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one. Did you hear the one about the rope? Skip it. Have you heard the one about the guy in the wheelchair? Never mind, it’s too lame.
  

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• runnindownthedream member

  September 2015

  There's a very real chance that DH believes he will begin transitioning to a woman if he takes my prenatal vitamins. I could explain why he's wrong. Or I could watch him very carefully inspect medicine bottles for the next 8 months.

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• FutureMrsCAF member

  September 2015

  My funny for the day is one of those "my toddler is crying because..." DD cried through all of lunch because her pizza "boke" (broke) aka a piece of pineapple fell off of it. Not funny then, but definitely funny now haha!

  
  

  
  

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• auntieembabes member

  September 2015

  My one year old was riding his little tractor around the living room and stopped suddenly, backed it up behind an end table, started grunting and making poop-face, then pulled the tractor back out and continued on his merry way.

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• FutureMrsCAF member

  September 2015

  Pit stop! Haha!

  
  

  
  

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• jerseybroadwaybaby member

  September 2015

  Funny shit my kids say.....
  They are hilarious so I'm sure you will be seeing these posts time to time!
  Let me set the scene...my almost 5 year old started Pre K about 3 weeks ago. He has always been an at home pooper....
  Oh! And his name is Strummer
  
  Strum: Mama I went poop at school today and wiped all by myself!
  Me: oh yeah? Was that your first time doing it at school?
  strum:yes! And I wiped like a billion times (insert frantic hand gestures)
  me:that's great bud!
  Strum: can I get a high five for that?
  Me:......

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• cattuccino member

  September 2015

  I hope your scan goes well today! 
  Feel free to AW and post to let us know how it goes!

    

   

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