Twatwaffle Tuesday 09/22/15 — The Bump
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Twatwaffle Tuesday 09/22/15

Who is being a twatwaffle today ladies?!
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Re: Twatwaffle Tuesday 09/22/15

  • I'm going to start with saying that the admins of a certain online community forum are a bunch of twatwaffles!!

    Preach!!!
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  • taysuntaysun
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    Grocery stores are twatwaffles for being so far away from me.
    I miss Sainsburys online shopping.
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    Mother0fDragonsReginaGeorgeisflawlessBostonBaby1
  • My work! They're training up people who have been there a few months to be manager but refuse to train me even though I can already do the manager work and I've been there way longer!
    They won't admit it's because I'm pregnant but it is and it's so annoying having people treat me as if I don't know anything.

    I'm just annoyed today, I need some cake.
    Mother0fDragonsredfallonDaphneh28
  • The head lice I found on my daughter's head yesterday! :'(  I seriously do not have time for this sh*t!!

    I spent a couple of hours sitting on the cold marble floor of our main bathroom combing her hair last night, and only got halfway though her head before my back and belly started to hurt, and she started complaining that she was tired. I am so tired and sore today!

    On top of that, I have a bunch of things to finish for the baby shower I'm hosting (for my friend) this Saturday, and I do not have time to comb through everyone's hair even once a day and still get it all done on time. I just want to curl up in a ball and cry. :(


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  • Hormones are twatwaffles. I've been feeling totally defeated, useless, and sore, and now I just want to call in sick to work and sleep for the rest of the day...or cry.

    Also, my manager is a being a twatwaffles for sending mean emails when I'm hormonal it unbalanced! (They aren't really mean...I'm just not in a state to accept them as the friendly reminders they are meant to be)
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  • The secretary at the Drs office for refusing to give me a dr note for my other daughter... But was more than happy to give me 2 dr notes for the injured kiddo... She said your child's school will understand where she was at and excuse her tardy... Did it happen???? Nope. She was sent to class with an unexcused absense. I couldn't drop her off before the appt because of the schools early drop off policies... Blah.
  • My son is a twatwaffle. Ok, ok, I love him to death already, but can we cut mommy a break?! It's been nonstop since Sunday with kicking me in the ribs, way more active than before. And now my ribs are sore from the abuse.

    But really, I do love this LO. I just want him to cut my ribs a break so I can get some relief!

    Also, cancer is a twatwaffle. My future SIL's father was just diagnosed and it's very bad. I feel bad for her, she has had to deal with so much already this past year.
  • ssn109 said:
    My son is a twatwaffle. Ok, ok, I love him to death already, but can we cut mommy a break?! It's been nonstop since Sunday with kicking me in the ribs, way more active than before. And now my ribs are sore from the abuse. But really, I do love this LO. I just want him to cut my ribs a break so I can get some relief! Also, cancer is a twatwaffle. My future SIL's father was just diagnosed and it's very bad. I feel bad for her, she has had to deal with so much already this past year.

    I'm so sorry to hear about future SIL's father! I will keep him in my prayers.
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  • My doctor gets the award today. I mean, not really because she is just doing her job, but seriously - the GD test and a bunch of immunizations at the same appointment? My body feels like a dying pin cushion.
    Sunny2015kristen2bkoala1107AlexandraB14
  • My DD is a twatwaffle for throwing up on the carpeted stairs of the house that we just moved into on Saturday. [-X
  • Work! Definitely work!! Seriously whoever thought it was a good idea to have the nearly 7 month pregnant lady sub in prek is just mean. I've been having contractions ever since the switch!! :((
  • My dog is also a twatwaffle. She's still a puppy (7 months) so I'm okay with her having accidents. I just hate that her poops smell like a grown mans that just ate 3 onions and baked beans. Like wth girl, get it together.

    Also, the rules of our community clearly state your dog must be leashed when outside at all times. So why is there dog poop in my section of the yard?! I'm looking at you neighbors! Twatwaffles are everywhere today.
    ChiccoBeanzSunny2015
  • ChiccoBeanzChiccoBeanz
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    ssn109 said:
    Thank you @Mother0fDragons
    As someone who's FIL has cancer, and my dad was just blessed to survive it, much love and support to your SIL. It's tough to deal with. It's good to know she has you for support. 

    ETA: I didn't finish my thought.... Pregnancy brain is a Twatwaffle
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  • The Bump app is being a twatwaffle for crashing every 2 seconds!!!! Grrrrrrr....
    Yep. I used it on the mobile site today instead of the app and it doesn't crash. It still looks about the same.

    Jamie


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  • My cat is a twatwaffle for being sick and making us spend $100 at the vet last week only to find out nothing was wrong. Then I get home last night and he is sick again and decided my bed was an awesome place to take a pee! I think my DH might loose his mind.

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    kristen2bMother0fDragonsSunny2015
  • I've worked with her for years and never saw this out of her. I work with some real gems, apparently :/
  • The Bump app is being a twatwaffle for crashing every 2 seconds!!!! Grrrrrrr....

    The Bump app is also a twatwaffle for not applying my "love tits" to people's comments!
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  • sarahgn said:

    My co-worker for her prejudice attitude when she found out her daughter is pregnant with a bi-racial child. I mean, she literally cried for an hour at work and acted like the world was ending. She kept telling me she didn't "raise her that way" and wants to disown her. It made me angry and I couldn't bite my tongue because I have no room for those kinds of people. I suggested maybe staying out of her daughter and grandsons life would be for the best, as her grandchild deserves better than a grandmother who holds less value for him based on the color of his skin. That someone with her attitude isn't worthy of being called grandma. Guess she got offended and went to the manager and now we have to have a meeting on conflict resulution :|
    Honestly, I feel sad for her daughter and her baby for dealing with this while she's pregnant. I also feel sad for my co-worker because I can't imagine harboring that much hate in my heart. If only I were tactful enough to try to get that across and be a little nicer we wouldn't have to have a meeting. My mouth just works to fast for tact.


    I love that you stood up for her daughter and grandchild, but I don't love the conflict resolution part. I hope it goes well so you don't get into trouble.


    I'm not concerned about it. I've never been in trouble before there.
    As long as I am not asked to apologize things will go smooth.
    Mother0fDragonshardlyhannahChiccoBeanzBostonBaby1
  • MegStark said:

    I have another one. The mosquito(s) that got me yesterday at the park are huge twatwaffles. Now I have 2 bug bites on the top of my bump. Like that skin's not itchy enough already. 

    Ahhh 9 mosquitos got me over the weekend at a park! My legs are on fire!!! I wish every one of them would just die!
  • People who get offended super easy for really dumb stuff. Yep...they are the twatwaffles. And somehow pretty much everyone I know seems to fit into this category as of late.
    kristen2bMother0fDragonsdec15mumtaysun
  • This lady at work that is just obnoxiously rude and like oblivious or ambivalent to other people's reactions to her and social cues. 
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