Farting at work

Re: Farting at work

• Taylovesbrad member

  September 2015

  This is a great post. I had a poo stand off today with someone in the public restroom at work. We were both sitting there in silence waiting for the other person to leave. I almost let one rip just to get.them to leave but ended up being the first to leave.

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• ammnam14 member

  September 2015

  Haha I love this! My husband and I are very open with each other so it's not often that I get embarrassed in front of him. My farts are horrendous these days. I had a bowl of cereal (I'm lactose intolerant) and gassed him out. He acted like it was the end of the world and it was so embarrassing! Hilarious, but embarrassing.

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• groovylocks member

  September 2015

  AudriannaMaria said:

  Haha I love this! My husband and I are very open with each other so it's not often that I get embarrassed in front of him. My farts are horrendous these days. I had a bowl of cereal (I'm lactose intolerant) and gassed him out. He acted like it was the end of the world and it was so embarrassing! Hilarious, but embarrassing.

  My husband and I both are typically very flatulent people. We're both diet-sensitive but stupid so we'll eat everything we're not supposed to and then just fart it out together later. 
  
  

  It's gotten bad enough that he gets really grossed out and that was a reality check for me. 

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• KreecherMom member

  September 2015

  My husband has never once farted in front of me.  We've been together four years.  During our birthing class, I told him it was his homework to fart in front of me before I go into labor so I'll be less embarrassed by all the things yet to come... for now, I just leave the room every time I feel a gas bubble growing.

  

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• meansallison member

  September 2015

  I can't stop farting. DH and I have had the open door poo policy since we started dating 3 years ago so it's not an issue at home. However at work, I think I'm starting to gross out the guys :P

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• grkgdss00 member

  September 2015

  OMG this happened to me the other day, SO embarrassing! I work in an open loft office space and I was standing near the middle of the room with people all around me. Out of nowhere, a loud fart rips out and I just stand there looking at my computer pretending it didn't happen. I'm sure they all knew it was me, but I didn't know what to do or say! ahhhhhhhh

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• dec15mum member

  September 2015

  Every time I fart my SO laughs and tries to do a louder one )
  There's no shame between us

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• kleshelle member

  September 2015

  After I get off work I head straight for the couch I lay on the opposite end w my butt facing him (it's a sectional) and I just let them rip one after the other, he gets so mad I can't help but laugh at his facial expression though. I've never been a gassy person until 3rd trimester now... I just don't care I let them go at work all over the place and keep on walking. Also for the poop battle post, I used to do this alllll the time in public until I got pregnant and it's been getting difficult to hold it in or if I do I get constipated so I officially have ZERO cares who is near I'm not about to be uncomfortable for days because someone is beside me.

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• ssn109 member

  September 2015

  Not farting...but I can't stop burping! I used to be a quiet, somewhat subtle burper. Now it sounds like a freight train and they come withough warning!

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• LMJL member

  September 2015

  Been tooting up a storm since 1st trimester! My husband & I are pretty open about these things, but what's awful/hilarious for him, is that I have NO control over it, I bend over & I fart, I squat & I fart, sometimes, just WALKING makes me fart! I've even surprised my dog on our walks with my fart. I've started apologizing to him when I do it too!

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• ealiska member

  September 2015

  I'm shake laughing reading this thread. The worst part is sometimes having zero control this. Mine have also gotten longer. I farted for a good 6 seconds today. Count it out. It's longer than you think.

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• Court11152325 member

  September 2015

  I brought a sensy to work and use it every day to help cover the smell in my office....

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• crisobrewha member

  September 2015

  I once sharted myself as a child in front of a guy I had a crush on, so I always go to the bathroom when I needed to fart.  Learned the hard way that I have no control over the sphincter.  Since becoming pregnant, I'm so constipated that there's no way anything is coming without a big push, so I'll squeeze farts out here and there as needed.  I didn't realize how bad they smelled until I cleared an isle at the grocery store.  Now I try to be a little more careful.
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• cav4christ member

  September 2015

  I've given up trying to be lady like or hide it. If someone wants to judge me for my smelly farts, so be it! They aren't carrying a little miracle that makes your body rebel against you!

  

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• kleshelle member

  September 2015

  Something SUPER embarrassing is when I start to let one out and cut it off... Then laugh and it blows out even harder.

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• LMJL member

  September 2015

  Ok, so I just passed out on the couch after dinner while my man watched football. And I kept waking myself up with farts! He would laugh & I'd scold the dog, who is our scapegoat. Then, I'd pass out & do it again! One time I woke up to maybe 5 in a row!

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• JElizbetty member

  September 2015

  My life right now, and if I laugh (always do, farts are funny) it comes out even more. I just say the baby farted.

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• Mizuiro007 member

  September 2015

  So far the gas hasn't been so bad this time. If we're home I let them rip or if I'm in public I "crop dust".
  
  My previous pregnancy the smell was vile. They were the silent deadlies. I let one out in the car not thinking and when it hit hubby he nearly drove off the road. He had to pull over and sat there with tears streaming down his cheeks as he rolled all the windows down. He told me I had to give him some warning after that so every team it happened after I'd simply say "I'm sorry" and wait for it to hit him.

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• mltarrio member

  September 2015

  Unfortunately my problem is not the noise but the smell! I have never had so much gas in my life, and I have little to no control over it. I can't tell if it's pregnancy or the Zantac I have been taking for crazy acid reflux, or maybe a combination. In any case I am the grossest person on earth these days, and I am seriously concerned about the impending cold weather and having to close the windows

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• GodIsFaithful93 member

  September 2015

  I had such bad gas pains last night while out to a birthday dinner for my dad that I was scared I'd have to go to the hospital. They were HORRENDOUS. My whole stomach hurt, I couldn't sit normal, and they were making me out of breath almost. And they were loud. Ugh. So loud.

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