Your Weirdest Dream?

beautifulskybaby · August 2015

the weirdest dream I've had so far is that I had my baby girl. My husband and I knew she was early but she was a normal size and seemed fine. She was born already waking and playing. As we played with her, she kept getting smaller and smaller. By the time she was about 6 inches long, a nurse came in and said she was really a boy. We noticed he started peeing everywhere! We tried to make him stop and couldn't. He was still shrinking too. Soon he was an inch tall and still walking around. I picked him up and ended up ripping him in half! I tried to put him back together and couldn't. The nurse came back in to check on him and said "oh wait this isn't your baby!!! Yours hasn't been born yet!" I was relieved that I hadn't broken my baby but freaked out that I broke someone's baby. I woke up like WTF! My husband loves to hear about my weird dreams.

What has been your weirdest pregnancy dream?

shyfry21 · August 2015

I had a dream that my fiancé and I had a black baby with fire red hair and blue eyes!

And I just the other night I had a dream that I missed my baby shower but couldn't figure out why. So when I asked my mom in my dream she said that I got so drunk that I passed out and no one could find me...

jcra7212 · August 2015

I had a dream that my mom and some lady were in the car with me and they told me to get ready it's not going to be much longer. When I woke up I was like that's weird maybe I should get my butt in gear then the next day I lost part of my plug and was told she's measuring 2 weeks ahead. Now I'm freaking out because it could be anytime!

kfry22 · August 2015

I had a dream that my belly button went from being an inny to an outie. When it got that way it just kept growing longer and longer like Pinocchios nose. It ended up poking and hurting people.

shantyrae · August 2015

I had a dream that I had the baby but it was a kitten! Everyone kept saying "I wanna hold the kitten!" So I was super annoyed and was trying to get everyone to take me seriously about it being my baby.

MrsN092714 · August 2015

It's been a long time since I had a dream about my baby but the weirdest one I had was the day before our 20 week ultrasound. We are team green and when we went in I told them we didn't want to know the sex. She did the scan and then took us into a room and put a video tape in for us to watch and it was of our baby but it was like full color picture. Our baby had a full beard (as does my husband) and they put a black box over the penis but you could very clearly see balls! The lady was all impressed with it and kept talking to us about how exciting it was that we were leaving the sex a surprise. We just kept our mouths shut as to not hurt her feelings! Last night I had a dream that my dog made friends with a very small porcupine and was pushing it around on our rumba (the robot vacuum) and they were playing and having a great time. My dog has had run ins with porcupines and it has never ended well and she is absolutely terrified of the vacuum! It was kind of a cool dream! Lol

indylardelli · August 2015

I had a dream my baby just fell out so I put him in a plastic bag and put him on the front seat and drove to the hospital and no one would help me find where to go then a nurse came and got me with a bed then she went to pick him up and he just crumbled into dust and then woke up crying hahaha

morgy_bee · August 2015

I haven't had any weird dreams this one around except lots about nursing (a huge challenge for he the first time). With DS1, I had a dream I gave birth to a litter of 6 kittens and was nursing them with teets all down my abdomen lol!!

crbpjb · August 2015

I was literally crying reading some of these.

My weirdest so far was I woke up to pee and found a full grown baby in the bathroom (I have 9 weeks left). I thought it was odd and couldn't remember having the baby but our nursery was set up so I took him (we are Team Green) to the nursery and changed his diaper and that helped. I was very upset when I realized I had never breastfed before so they must not have done the golden hour and I got mad at my husband for not making sure it happened even though I had no idea how the baby ended up in our house or any memory of delivery. Then I told my husband I wanted to announce the baby's gender, but he said he didn't want to announce in case of changed.

anorthro · August 2015

I had a dream where I delivered a baby but guacamole came out instead. And I also had a sex dream about Neil Patrick Harris.

Cmoniga · August 2015

In general I've always had very vivid dreams, but now they're a lot about the baby and it is definitely strange! Last night I dreamt I knew I had the baby but for some reason realized I had gone all night without seeing or feeding her! (This has been a common trend in my dreams about her, basically I forget she is here and haven't fed her for hours- I think it's anxiety about how often I'll actually be feeding and tending to her!). Anyways, in my dream last night I got upset wondering where she was. Suddenly my father (who passed 5 years ago) came running in holding her with a bottle made. He handed her to me and also gave me the bottle and told me to shake it well. I then fed her. THEN, I tried to burp her and she turned into a cat! I was so confused as to why she wouldn't burp at first and the fact that she was a cat seemed slightly normal (yeah, I'm a cat lady! Have 2 fur babies!). I then put her down and she hid under a heater.

I'm sure they'll just keep getting stranger!

tulegrl14 · August 2015

I had a dream I gave birth to a kitten too lol I guess it's pretty common.

dchiapella · August 2015

Not a baby dream (although I hace had some weird ones) but the other night i dreamt that i really wanted to go see this concert and so i got tickets for super cheap and i was the first person so they said i could upgrade if i wanted and had 4 hours to decide. It was so expensive but i reeeaaally wanted to do it so i went to my friend in the dream Zach Efron (like what?) And begged him for a vip ticket, he caved and we watched from a couch on stage behind the band (The Mountain Goats by the way) and hung out with them after! It was great.

stephiesheldork · August 2015

I had a dream that I watched a woman give birth in a grocery store and then sew herself back up.

chris&haley · August 2015

Last night I had a dream that I had to go to the zoo to be weighed because I'm a large animal now 3:-O

savedbygrace1213 · August 2015

I've had several weird and nightmarish dream and they have all been about nursing! That must be what I'm most scared about.

My latest one I didn't try feeding my baby till I got home. So I settled in on my bed and was like, okay I can do this. So I gave it a try and my baby sucked my nipple off!

whitemn04 · September 2015

I dreamt my baby was coming out of my belly button playing peek a boo. I would just push him back in and he'd do it again. I actually woke my husband up from giggling.
I also have very vivid nightmares that are horrible. I had an advisor in college that wasn't good at her job abs we talked about that at dinner. I then dreamt she got hit by a car and her body parts were all over the place. I tried calling for help and by time the ambulance showed up her body was run over so much it looked like road kill.. I was so disturbed by it I couldn't sleep after and felt like I should check in to a psych ward. Ugh!!!

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