Throat Punch Thursday 8/20

MrsJG3 · August 2015

MrsJG3 · August 2015

TP to my bump app that is acting like a psycho today.

mcklough · August 2015

my TPT is dedicated to morning sickness. I thought I avoided my morning puke today until it happened suddenly WHILE I WAS DRIVING to work. In a turn lane. It was revolting and kinda scary.

The only bag I had was my lunch sooooo I puked all over my lunch. and I'm afraid I've ruined chocolate milk. The only two drinks I can stomach are chocolate milk and orange soda so I really hope I didn't.

ashcody2 · August 2015

TP to our house I guess - we moved in back in April and just had to replace the water heater last week, the people who replaced it apparently left a copper fitting off the piping so water has been spilling all over it in our basement, hopefully they call me back this morning to come fix it.

Also, there has been water leaking from somewhere onto our furnace in our basement as well - how the hell did the inspector miss all this shiz? Thankfully, we have the homeowner's warranty but this is getting a little ridiculous if you ask me.

Monkeybutt80 · August 2015

My son watches Paw Patrol after breakfast, while my husband and I get ready for work. I am glad that he moved on from Thomas to this, bc Thomas was just annoying, but I've been humming the theme song to Paw Patrol all morning at work. I cannot get the damn song out of my head!

"Paw Patrol, Paw Patrol, whenever you're in trouble, paw patrol, paw patrol, we will be there on the double... " Make it stop!!!!

rachrobertson · August 2015

I just had to say I love Melissa McCarthy and Jason Bateman. And I would like to throat punch too many things to list. I hate the heat on a normal day, but add pregnancy hot flashes and I am one angry lady.

graceinchaos · August 2015

MrsJG3 said:
TP to my bump app that is acting like a psycho today.

Mine too >:(

Aussiechicka · August 2015

TP to the tree that decided to fall over last night onto our fence and then block the alley way. No one can come out today and deal with it and of course hubby is traveling out of state.

wisco29 · August 2015

Tp my horrible Internet. It has issues working with my computer and allowing shutterfly to work

PedsIsHardcore · August 2015

TP to work. I want to sleep today away and SO and I are going to South Dakota tomorrow... Too much to do!

ChitownHusker · August 2015

TP to the lady behind me in line at work today who could not respect my personal bubble. Almost on top of me, woman, move back just a little PLEASE and get out of my butt. We will all make it to the front at almost the same time!

acuteangles · August 2015

TP to the tasty muffin I ate for breakfast that's now turning my stomach into knots and coming up by the burpful. Why can't I just digest like a normal person again!?

tigeraj8170 · August 2015

TP to my cats for over eating and throwing up where ever they feel like and I'm home alone with my 2 year old DS and the only one who can clean up after my cats since H doesn't get home until real late at night. Another TP to my cats for acting like crazy idiots when I'm trying to sleep and they cause my insomnia to get worse!

I apologize if I make anyone sick from this post.

Jen&AndyBaby1 · August 2015

TP to the lady that rubbed my belly. Just because I'm pregnant that doesn't give anyone the right to touch me.

acuteangles · August 2015

tigeraj8170 said:

TP to my cats for over eating and throwing up where ever they feel like and I'm home alone with my 2 year old DS and the only one who can clean up after my cats since H doesn't get home until real late at night. Another TP to my cats for acting like crazy idiots when I'm trying to sleep and they cause my insomnia to get worse! I apologize if I make anyone sick from this post.

I hear this. The other night my husband was out, and my cat completely ignored me other than to wander into the room for a few seconds, throw up, and leave. If I don't clean it up right away, she'll reclaim it, if you catch my drift. So gross.

amandabobanda · August 2015

Jen&AndyBaby1 said:

TP to the lady that rubbed my belly. Just because I'm pregnant that doesn't give anyone the right to touch me.

I HATE THIS. I am not a touchy person except for with my husband, so two weeks ago when people were touching my "bump" that was 50% food baby, I was so skeeved out.

pbtoast · August 2015

ChitownHusker said:

TP to the lady behind me in line at work today who could not respect my personal bubble. Almost on top of me, woman, move back just a little PLEASE and get out of my butt. We will all make it to the front at almost the same time!

Someone was doing that yesterday in line for the bus that I have to take to my car (we have so many employees that we have to park off-site). I glared at him so many times and actually semi-accidentally bumped him with my bag thinking he would get the hint and back up. No dice. I can't stand people who do this!

brushesnbrunch · August 2015

TP to everyone at the office that doesn't clean up after themselves or refill something that you use the last of. I love throwing out your paper cups and plastic utensils that you didn't throw out but instead put it back with the clean ones. Really!? The garbage can is literally less than a foot away, but I'm going to just stick it on the counter with all the clean ones. Yeah, that makes sense.

Jellybelly119 · August 2015

pbtoast said:

ChitownHusker said:

TP to the lady behind me in line at work today who could not respect my personal bubble. Almost on top of me, woman, move back just a little PLEASE and get out of my butt. We will all make it to the front at almost the same time!

Someone was doing that yesterday in line for the bus that I have to take to my car (we have so many employees that we have to park off-site). I glared at him so many times and actually semi-accidentally bumped him with my bag thinking he would get the hint and back up. No dice. I can't stand people who do this!

This makes me crazy! People do it in line anywhere, especially the grocery store. Standing on top of me is not going to make the cashier scan my things any faster. Back the F off!!

ashcody2 · August 2015

brushesnbrunch said:

TP to everyone at the office that doesn't clean up after themselves or refill something that you use the last of. I love throwing out your paper cups and plastic utensils that you didn't throw out but instead put it back with the clean ones. Really!? The garbage can is literally less than a foot away, but I'm going to just stick it on the counter with all the clean ones. Yeah, that makes sense.

Omg, I only work with 3 other women and one of them always takes a new roll of TP and sets it on top of the empty one! Seriously, you can take the time to unwrap it but you can manage to take off the empty one and refill it, ridiculous. These women are all in there 40's-50's pure laziness. I really don't understand it.

minivanmafia · August 2015

@monkeybutt80 Fireman Sam. "Move aside, make way for Fireman Sam..."

g0lightly8706 · August 2015

TP to my SIL..

I could write a thesis on all the things she does that annoy me.. but one of them is her constant negative views on being a parent. she's one of THOSE who will always bring up the bad things when i'm talking about anything. Just now, I posted a photo of my dog on my tummy and say my little one will have a great guard dog, and then she just HAD to say "..until baby pulls the dogs ears and snaps at baby" then starts going on about her kid and how it was like that with him as a baby. this is just one example but she always is so pessimistic and i know she loves being a mom so it baffles me why she has to always be a bitch about everything. it's so hard having to be nice to someone you really wanna slap sometimes.

minivanmafia · August 2015

g0lightly8706 said:

TP to my SIL..
I could write a thesis on all the things she does that annoy me.. but one of them is her constant negative views on being a parent. she's one of THOSE who will always bring up the bad things when i'm talking about anything. Just now, I posted a photo of my dog on my tummy and say my little one will have a great guard dog, and then she just HAD to say "..until baby pulls the dogs ears and snaps at baby" then starts going on about her kid and how it was like that with him as a baby. this is just one example but she always is so pessimistic and i know she loves being a mom so it baffles me why she has to always be a bitch about everything. it's so hard having to be nice to someone you really wanna slap sometimes.

We have a bulldog that plays hard with DH, she will bite at him, scratch him… its like a wrestling match. But when my boys jump on her and they play, not even a little nibble. Sorry she's being so negative nancy… I am sure your pup will be a great guard dog.

g0lightly8706 · August 2015

ThecoffeeBunch said:

g0lightly8706 said:

TP to my SIL..
I could write a thesis on all the things she does that annoy me.. but one of them is her constant negative views on being a parent. she's one of THOSE who will always bring up the bad things when i'm talking about anything. Just now, I posted a photo of my dog on my tummy and say my little one will have a great guard dog, and then she just HAD to say "..until baby pulls the dogs ears and snaps at baby" then starts going on about her kid and how it was like that with him as a baby. this is just one example but she always is so pessimistic and i know she loves being a mom so it baffles me why she has to always be a bitch about everything. it's so hard having to be nice to someone you really wanna slap sometimes.

We have a bulldog that plays hard with DH, she will bite at him, scratch him… its like a wrestling match. But when my boys jump on her and they play, not even a little nibble. Sorry she's being so negative nancy… I am sure your pup will be a great guard dog.

Exactly! i know plenty of babies who grow up with dogs and do fine with it, even through the rough play. It's just her MO though, constantly comparing her kid to everyone else's, as if they're all the same and we all have the same exact experiences when raising a child.. Thanks for the perspective though, makes me feel better about the situation because my dog is very small and docile dachshund who is very even tempted compared to her dogs.

acuteangles · August 2015

brushesnbrunch said:

TP to everyone at the office that doesn't clean up after themselves or refill something that you use the last of. I love throwing out your paper cups and plastic utensils that you didn't throw out but instead put it back with the clean ones. Really!? The garbage can is literally less than a foot away, but I'm going to just stick it on the counter with all the clean ones. Yeah, that makes sense.

This! I'm the office manager, so everyone just assumes I will take care of it, since janitorial only comes once a week. I will not.

Achae · August 2015

wisco29 said:

Tp my horrible Internet. It has issues working with my computer and allowing shutterfly to work

OOO you reminded me I have a 'free' photo book to make! Hopefully I have time tonight to knock one out for the great grandparents.

minivanmafia · August 2015

acuteangles said:

brushesnbrunch said:

TP to everyone at the office that doesn't clean up after themselves or refill something that you use the last of. I love throwing out your paper cups and plastic utensils that you didn't throw out but instead put it back with the clean ones. Really!? The garbage can is literally less than a foot away, but I'm going to just stick it on the counter with all the clean ones. Yeah, that makes sense.

This! I'm the office manager, so everyone just assumes I will take care of it, since janitorial only comes once a week. I will not.

Oh I feel for you. Our office manager is a peach. We tell her all the time you couldn't pay us enough to do her job.

PedsIsHardcore · August 2015

TP to people asking to be at my baby's birth. I am high risk and I only want SO with me. I don't want people seeing my crotch like that. Also I don't know exactly what all is going tohappen.
Also TP to people asking me stupid questions in general!

wisco29 · August 2015

Achae said:

wisco29 said:

Tp my horrible Internet. It has issues working with my computer and allowing shutterfly to work

OOO you reminded me I have a 'free' photo book to make! Hopefully I have time tonight to knock one out for the great grandparents.

I have one too and I like to make them every so often for dd, but my internet and shutterfly don't get along. I can do almost anything else. It must use too much something that doesn't seem to want to work. If I connect mine to my phone hot spot it works better sometimes.
Super frustrating!!!

Her first year I made one every few months because I took so many pics but Ive been slacking lol. I need to make one to recap spring and summer basically.

mrsqueb · August 2015

TPT to literally all of my emotions. I'm tired of it. I'm literally annoyed at everything and everyone from the guy loudly chewing at work to my husband not being able to read my mind lol. I know I'm being irrational IM SORRY!

Vkrosa · August 2015

Tp to me. I feel like the biggest bitch all the time now. I usually am a person who people pleases and always says nice and positive things but lately it's been like nope! Don't care! That sucks! Or well suck it up! It's not like me at all. I have never felt this way before it is very refreshing almost not having to worry about pleasing someone. Then again I'm not myself. Oh and TP to people asking what I am having. I know they want to know the sex. Hell I do too, but it's going to be a while. Seriously you should see their faces when I say "a baby! What else do you think I hiding in there" (as I point to my stomach!) Priceless. Again me not being so "nice"

cmbennett816 · August 2015

I am right there with you! I am usually the person who is always willing to help others or listen to people complain. I'm always complimented at work for having a sunny disposition and since I've been pregnant (im currently 14w) I feel like I have been the biggest witch. It's not TPT for me, it's TP everyday day of the week. Things that would never bother me before just boil my blood so much. When I take the time to think about it I feel horrible but most of them time I'm just thinking "eff off, not my problem. I'm over here creating life, you can figure out your own crap yourself." Hopefully this goes away not that I'm officially in the 2nd trimester and maybe my hormones will mellow out a bit.

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