TMI (not that I imagine you guys care at this point) but I literally have stretch marks on my butt crack. Also along the side of my butt (not visible in shorts but visible in a bathing suit). No other marks to speak of. I know this shouldn't upset me at all, it doesn't really upset me as much as it makes me go WTF body? Anybody else getting these demons in weird places?
Re: Stretch marks on crack
My stomach looks like I got scratched by a tiger. I actually told my niece they were tattoos of tiger scratches. Mwahaha!