October 2015 Moms
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Stretch marks on crack

edited August 2015 in October 2015 Moms
TMI (not that I imagine you guys care at this point) but I literally have stretch marks on my butt crack. Also along the side of my butt (not visible in shorts but visible in a bathing suit). No other marks to speak of. I know this shouldn't upset me at all, it doesn't really upset me as much as it makes me go WTF body? Anybody else getting these demons in weird places?

Re: Stretch marks on crack

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    Yeah. Right on the hill of my lady bits.... looks like Edward scissor hands tried to get busy with me
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    Yep!! IN my butt crack!! So weird to type out lol but it's full of them! My butt crack, inner thighs, upper thighs, hips, and boobs have them so far!!
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I have stretch marks on my vagina on the pubic bone area, also on my upper thighs on the inside and they go right to my butthole literally =)) I have more stretch marks then a tiger does stripes haha the ones on my sides and hip are deep and feel cool to touch haha... I developed all my marks last pregnancy and haven't got any new ones yet !
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I have stretch marks on my vagina on the pubic bone area, also on my upper thighs on the inside and they go right to my butthole literally =)) I have more stretch marks then a tiger does stripes haha the ones on my sides and hip are deep and feel cool to touch haha... I developed all my marks last pregnancy and haven't got any new ones yet !

    Lol! I refer to mine as my tiger stripes too!

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    Haha I'm going to have to ask my husband if I have any on my rump. I think this will win the award of weirdest thing I've ever asked him.

    My stomach looks like I got scratched by a tiger. I actually told my niece they were tattoos of tiger scratches. Mwahaha!
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    My niece asked me if it hurt when the baby scratched me and I was confused until I realized she meant my stretch marks. I was like, nope thank goodness. Only thing worse than stretch marks would be if they hurt!
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    Nukke said:

    So you guys are just hanging out squatting over mirrors all day checking out your butt cracks?  :D

    Why not?! The doctors gotta see it. Might as well give it a look yourself. No surprises there. Haha
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    Nukke said:

    So you guys are just hanging out squatting over mirrors all day checking out your butt cracks?  :D

    You mean to tell me you've never saw a mirror and thought "I wonder what my butthole looks like?" Hahaha!
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    Ahhh I have this to im glad I'm not the only one! And near my vagina a little to not that I can see down there anymore!!!!
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