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I had hiccups in my butt all. morning. long.... and other great feelings of pregnancy!

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in October 2015 Moms
Yall,
I'm a FTM and everyone kept telling me, "You'll just LOVE the feeling of your baby move." "What I miss most about pregnancy is feeling the baby move."
We'll maybe my son is inappropriate (IDK where he gets it from), but he kicks me in the vagina all day long and this morning I we had our first bout of hiccups... in my butt!
I have to meet with customers and talk to the public in person all day. I'm mid-sentence explaining the difference between marble and granite when I get a sucker punch to the vag... how do I act like that didn't just happen?!
Or what about when a vendor flies in from Turkey and I'm trying to conduct a meeting with them but I keep feeling a tap on my ass?!
Is your child all up in your junk?! What other lovely "movements" do you ladies feel??
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Re: I had hiccups in my butt all. morning. long.... and other great feelings of pregnancy!

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  • gabrielafrnqyepezgabrielafrnqyepez member
    yea totally ... must have been hard to keep a straight face....but yea my boy does that all the time now....its like hes stretching and decides to punch and then if im sitting straight i guess he doesnt like it and kicks me super hard where ill loose my breath!





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  • Krysta6Krysta6 member
    This is so true!! My husband always laughs because my face gives everything away but how am I supposed to maintain composure when I'm getting kicked in the vag or bladder? How do people focus at work?
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  • laceyjaeplaceyjaep member
    I totally get this. And I work in a doctors office and had a very concerned patient asking me if I was okay yesterday because of the face I was making.
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  • mmcknightmmcknight member
    My little one has her butt in my lungs all the time. Some points in the day I can hardly breath.
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  • Vallejomama3Vallejomama3 member
    Oh yes! I have the same movements from my baby boy. It's very uncomfortable at times especially when you feel like they are punching you in the vag or kicking you in your butt.
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  • smlowe9311smlowe9311 member
    Haha my dh thinks I'm nuts when I tell him I can feel dd2 in my butt. He doesn't understand how since baby girl isn't technically growing in my butt.
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  • lilmagic00lilmagic00 member
    Yessssssssssssss I thought it was just me I feel the hiccup vibration in my anus doesn't hurt but just weird as HELL....lol!!!!!!
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  • J1DJ1D member
    Yep!!! It feels like sometimes he is scratching my cervix or punching it so it bounces kinda like when you orgasm- but in a weird and not remotely sexy way. And don't get me started on the booty bouncing! He'll get the hiccups or start punching and it feels like my rectum is just bouncing and spasming and its freaking weird!!! And yup, the punches to the bladder are totes awesome. I'll yelp and yell at my hubby to hold that thought or pause the movie cause I have to pee NOW! The other day he tried to say something as I was speed waddling to the bathroom and I just screamed at him, " nope! No time for that. Baby punching my bladder! Must pee, NOW!"
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  • ColoradoHikerColoradoHiker member
    The baby keeps kicking me in the cervix, which at the moment (25w) is worse than the bouncing he does on my bladder!
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  • CamiB30CamiB30 member
    Omg!! It seems like I always feel her hiccups in my butt! It took a bit to figure out what the hell was going on.
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  • dparker721dparker721 member
    I also felt like I was being kicked in the butt a few weeks ago and mentioned it to someone. They said they never felt that and looked at me like I was crazy. I'm glad to know I'm not alone!
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  • Tanya0624Tanya0624 member
    I think our little girl is going to be long and skinny... Lately she has been LOVING to punch me in the vagina and kick me in the ribs ALL at the same time! Most recently she did that while I was at work (im a nurse) while I was trying to update a family about the condition of their very sick father. The look on my face had to be disturbing as well as when I grabbed my rib and quickly crossed my legs LOL. Talk about embarrassing !!!
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  • lucky10lizlucky10liz member
    The punching to the vag is the worse! Baby girl does it constantly... she doesn't like the way I sit at my desk at work, but I can't reach the keys or mouse if I sit how she wants me to sit... so either I get kicked/punched or I don't do any work... personally I'm ok with the later, but my boss...not so much! 
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  • baconladybaconlady member
    lol this is hilarious!  =)) & so true.  It's pretty difficult playing it off while in public.   
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  • samisargentsamisargent member
    edited August 2015
    mmcknight said:
    My little one has her butt in my lungs all the time. Some points in the day I can hardly breath.


    This is me almost everyday. I don't understand how she can wedge herself up into my ribcage. It causes me to become breathless and totally winded most days.
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  • millereliz13millereliz13 member
    My little guy just discovered the nerves in my lower back. I've woken up several times in the last few nights with random pains.
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  • TheSouffleGirlTheSouffleGirl member
    edited August 2015
    I didn't mind the kicks (and in fact am already pretty sure I will birth someone with no future in ballet because they don't hurt ever), but I am now getting to the point where actual lumpy body parts go by and I can feel them and IT IS LIKE BEING IN THAT ALIEN MOVIE. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND IT WIGS ME OUT.

    ...and I would totally post the gif from that part, because I just learned how to gif and feel giddy, but I think it might hit too close to home with birth impending. ;)

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  • Krysta6Krysta6 member
    @TheSouffleGirl that started for me a week or two ago. It took some serious adjusting! It was just such slow creepy movements. I got used to sharp swift kicks but the slow I just want to wedge right here with your ribs kind of freaks me out.
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  • alz88alz88 member
    Yep, laying in bed last night TRYING to get comfortable and all of a sudden I feel a pulsing down in my butt. baby has hiccups.... worst feeling EVER!
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  • alinic916alinic916 member
    @Krysta6 I told dh yesterday that those movements feels like when the dog goes in circles on a blanket to find just the right spot and lays down. I swear she does that until she is down low and comfortable, then she stops moving and probably curls up and goes back to sleep
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