Was all excited to lose my mucus plug yesterday and yes, I searched Google for pictures to make sure that was indeed what it was. I'm embarrassed... "> at least I didn't make a thread on here about it... Or take a picture of it.... right?
Preface: I do not pass gas or go to the bathroom in front of my husband. I just can't.
Last night I ate broccoli salad for dinner. I repeatedly woke myself up during the middle of the night with the loudest toots ever! I can guarantee H heard them as well. I didn't even want to make eye contact with him this morning. I am so embarrassed.
The past few days I've had excruciating pain when I need to pass gas or poop. It feels like my contractions did - horrible stabbing pains in my abdomen and like my colon is about to explode. I'm guessing internal hemorrhoids after pushing? My husband is so confused when I just start yelling and rolling around and he asks what's wrong... Oh, nothing... Just farting over here.
I almost literally begged my husband to have sex with me to move things along. Pretty pathetic I know, "please honey lets just get this baby out'. When he said no I asked if we'd ever have sex again (we haven't done anything in that way since May) his response was AB aka after baby lol
Was all excited to lose my mucus plug yesterday and yes, I searched Google for pictures to make sure that was indeed what it was. I'm embarrassed... "> at least I didn't make a thread on here about it... Or take a picture of it.... right?
I did this too lol how else am I supposed to know what I'm looking for?!
I almost literally begged my husband to have sex with me to move things along. Pretty pathetic I know, "please honey lets just get this baby out'. When he said no I asked if we'd ever have sex again (we haven't done anything in that way since May) his response was AB aka after baby lol
DH and I had sex the other day and I got mad when he didn't cum inside me lol I need that to soften my cervix, dammit!
I almost literally begged my husband to have sex with me to move things along. Pretty pathetic I know, "please honey lets just get this baby out'. When he said no I asked if we'd ever have sex again (we haven't done anything in that way since May) his response was AB aka after baby lol
I literally had the same conversation with my husband last night! GET THIS BABY OUT OF ME!!!!!
Was all excited to lose my mucus plug yesterday and yes, I searched Google for pictures to make sure that was indeed what it was. I'm embarrassed... "> at least I didn't make a thread on here about it... Or take a picture of it.... right?
Haha. I did too! I've been losing it since last night. But no known contractions
I almost literally begged my husband to have sex with me to move things along. Pretty pathetic I know, "please honey lets just get this baby out'. When he said no I asked if we'd ever have sex again (we haven't done anything in that way since May) his response was AB aka after baby lol
DH and I had sex the other day and I got mad when he didn't cum inside me lol I need that to soften my cervix, dammit!
I almost literally begged my husband to have sex with me to move things along. Pretty pathetic I know, "please honey lets just get this baby out'. When he said no I asked if we'd ever have sex again (we haven't done anything in that way since May) his response was AB aka after baby lol
I'm in a similar boat! H said something like "it's not that I don't find you attractive...." and I reassured him that I don't care if he does or doesn't find me attractive right now. This is a business matter...let's get the baby out! He's not on board with that particular business plan, though. Sigh. Guess I'll just keep walking.
I'm laying here half naked waiting for my Dr to come in.... I've been here for an hour and finally a nurse came to tell me the dr got stuck helping with a c section and did I want to leave and come back or just wait.... well hmm I've been here an hour already I'm already half naked I think I'll wait.
Also totally google mucus plugs last week to check if what I thought was mine really was.... yeah it was... but here I am still pregnant. My boyfriend has been promising me sex the past three days and it hasn't happened yet. I think I'm gonna just jump him tonight and hope to get things going down there...
I've had extreme gas pains for days now. So painful they make me nauseous so my husband got home from work and is telling me about his night & I started to pass gas in the middle of him talking & He was like eww lol.. I said hey I've had gas pains for days.. sorry but I'm not holding them in. They must have not bothered him to bad as he still wanted to have sex ha. :-??
I almost literally begged my husband to have sex with me to move things along. Pretty pathetic I know, "please honey lets just get this baby out'. When he said no I asked if we'd ever have sex again (we haven't done anything in that way since May) his response was AB aka after baby lol
I literally had the same conversation with my husband last night! GET THIS BABY OUT OF ME!!!!!
I'm so pathetic that I told DH yesterday that we are having sex at least twice each day until LO gets here. I've never had to beg DH for sex until now. I am really hoping baby will decide to come on his own before my scheduled induction on Saturday but it isn't looking promising. Heck, even if sex doesn't help encourage him to come out, at least DH and I are getting some good quality lovin' time before the postpartum sex drought begins.
I second the sex thing! Although I am only 37 weeks and have a csec scheduled in 2 weeks I told my DH that even if we did it doesn't mean its going to start labor, I'm horny! I have needs too! But he made the mistake of grabbing my phone and getting on here and read a couple threads about sex kickstarting labor sometimes and now he won't even touch me uggghhh. Lol also I keep having bad gass, so much so that I even made the dog,leave the room this morning hahaha
HA! Glad I'm not the only one!!!!! I also told DH I don't even care if it's good! When he still said no I told him I was going to jack him off and turkey baster myself why yes I am a special kind of crazy.
My SO was giving me a pretty awesome back massage the other day and got a little lower and lower and then saw my butt crack and freaked out. Apparently is gotten a lot darker. I've read that it's completely normal so I told her no biggie, it's a normal change and will go back to its original color after baby. She was so concerned she took a picture to show me and insisted on me calling my doc. I refused. I am not calling my doctor because I have a dark colored butt crack!! It totally reminded me of that anal bleaching post a while back. The next day she says "I did some research and you're right, it's pretty normal. Also, I think you have hemmeroids." Wth!? Can you please leave that part of my body alone. No touching, no discussions and DEFINITELY no more freaking pictures!! She gets a partial pass because she is nursing school and super interested in anything related to bodies/illness/etc.
Not really TMI but DH found light stretch marks on the front of my belly last night, whhhyyyy??? I was totally fine with the ones on my hips, which are 100% visible and loud & proud, but on the front of the belly?! He insisted he thought I was still beautiful and that he is proud of me for growing our child... then I went to look at them in the mirror and realized my undies are getting smaller by the minute, so small that he surely caught a peek of my "growth" when checking out said stretch marks. THANK GOD he loves me!
Not really TMI but DH found light stretch marks on the front of my belly last night, whhhyyyy??? I was totally fine with the ones on my hips, which are 100% visible and loud & proud, but on the front of the belly?! He insisted he thought I was still beautiful and that he is proud of me for growing our child... then I went to look at them in the mirror and realized my undies are getting smaller by the minute, so small that he surely caught a peek of my "growth" when checking out said stretch marks. THANK GOD he loves me!
DH just found my first stretch marks, too. On my left ass cheek. I almost made it through without them! He's like "I don't care about your stretch marks, and the only person who will see them is me when I bend you over!" Lol.. classy, DH.
I have a blood clot in my incision that won't stop bleeding, my entire abdomen is now "bruised" from the internal bleeding. I can't eat without throwing up and in turn causing more bleeding. Oh, and to make it worse, when I shower, DH has to use a blow dryer to dry that area because that's what my doctor said to do. I'm beyond embarrassed, and believe there is no longer a TMI line to cross at my house. Ugh!
Cody Lane - 4/22/2004 Colten James - 9/9/2005 Isabella Ann - 7/20/2012 SURPRISE!!! Emma Leigh - due 8/27/2015 (c-section date 8/7/2015)
I have a blood clot in my incision that won't stop bleeding, my entire abdomen is now "bruised" from the internal bleeding. I can't eat without throwing up and in turn causing more bleeding. Oh, and to make it worse, when I shower, DH has to use a blow dryer to dry that area because that's what my doctor said to do. I'm beyond embarrassed, and believe there is no longer a TMI line to cross at my house. Ugh!
I'm so sorry.. your recovery sounds so painful, I feel so bad! T&P'S that you heal quickly!!
I am so excited and relived to say that the first poop after delivery isn't that bad! I actually yelled at my DH from the restroom to tell him "this isn't that bad" lmao.
My legs are so swollen with water, about 4x their normal size, skin is stretched to the max- I think they may bust...anyway I can't bend them because of how swollen they are and I keep itching where my stitches are. I can't hardly bend over to go to the bathroom so I'm sitting on the pediatricians table with LO waiting, legs straight out- rocking my glutes back and forth to try and get some friction down there to satisfy the itch...
Twice in a row my boyfriend has initiated sex with me. Each time, I thought "what the hell?" And went with it even though I wasn't feeling it, really. Then once I do start getting into it, right before he's actually about to "stick it in" his penis just goes limp and he says he can't. So why in the hell do you even initiate it!! He says it freaks him out that I started dilating and the doctor can touch the baby's head so he think his penis will too... Babe, I promise it won't. Just have sex with me!! But nope..
Plus yesterday, thought I was gonna have insane diarrhea after our walk yesterday, cuz that's what it felt like, hut nothing came out and then the feeling went away. So strange.
Preface: I do not pass gas or go to the bathroom in front of my husband. I just can't.
Last night I ate broccoli salad for dinner. I repeatedly woke myself up during the middle of the night with the loudest toots ever! I can guarantee H heard them as well. I didn't even want to make eye contact with him this morning. I am so embarrassed.
I dont either!! H swears I dont go #2! Lol anyways, thats why I come here and share my joys with you ladies...I have successfully had a BM 3 days in a row!!! After having such issues this whole pregnancy this was amazing for me.
I had sex with my husband tonight then stayed in bed as long as I could to let the 'prostaglandins' soak in. I had to pee so bad otherwise they would still be soaking in.
I also read that consuming his prostaglandins orally works the same way but I'm too embarrassed to ask my dr. To be honest, I would prefer this over sex (since it's so awkward and uncomfortable now) but I don't want to be the idiot swallowing cum to start labor.
The past few days I've had excruciating pain when I need to pass gas or poop. It feels like my contractions did - horrible stabbing pains in my abdomen and like my colon is about to explode. I'm guessing internal hemorrhoids after pushing? My husband is so confused when I just start yelling and rolling around and he asks what's wrong... Oh, nothing... Just farting over here.
This is happening to me too!!! It is so incredibly painful. I hadn't even thought about internal hemorrhoids. I bet you're right. But omg, so. much. pain.
Re: **TMI Tuesday**
Preface: I do not pass gas or go to the bathroom in front of my husband. I just can't.
Last night I ate broccoli salad for dinner. I repeatedly woke myself up during the middle of the night with the loudest toots ever! I can guarantee H heard them as well. I didn't even want to make eye contact with him this morning. I am so embarrassed.
DH and I had sex the other day and I got mad when he didn't cum inside me lol I need that to soften my cervix, dammit!
Maybe he was worried he would get you pregnant
Also totally google mucus plugs last week to check if what I thought was mine really was.... yeah it was... but here I am still pregnant. My boyfriend has been promising me sex the past three days and it hasn't happened yet. I think I'm gonna just jump him tonight and hope to get things going down there...
Colten James - 9/9/2005
Isabella Ann - 7/20/2012
SURPRISE!!! Emma Leigh - due 8/27/2015 (c-section date 8/7/2015)
Plus yesterday, thought I was gonna have insane diarrhea after our walk yesterday, cuz that's what it felt like, hut nothing came out and then the feeling went away. So strange.
I also read that consuming his prostaglandins orally works the same way but I'm too embarrassed to ask my dr. To be honest, I would prefer this over sex (since it's so awkward and uncomfortable now) but I don't want to be the idiot swallowing cum to start labor.