Its the middle of the night... 
Where are you? 
What are you doing? 
I am in San Jose California and I have been trying for hours to sooth my fussy baby. Nothing is working. Fed, changed, burped, rock and play, swing, snuggles. It's hubby's birthday and his family is coming over for dinner tonight. I am starting to think maybe that wasn't a good idea to plan since I am going to be a zombie this evening.                 
                             
        
Re: M.O.T.N.
@Handree have you looked into the "Happiest Baby on the Block" method of soothing? It's super effective with our gal. The "Five S's" are used to calm baby: Shush, Side, Swaddle, Suck, and Sway.
I've been up for the last hour and a half
I got up to change my LO and some how pinched a nerve bewteen my shoulder blades in the process.
I had LO asleep on me so I wouldn't have to get up and get him. He just woke up and is nursing now.
He is also a tiny heater and I'm burning.
Pumping session going down! Catching up on the bump!
Oh... Annoyed that the lactation consultant that was going to do a home visit now can't... But she'll be sending me names & contact info of others in the area. I'm finally ready to bring LO back to the boob!
DS1 7/24/15
DS2 5/7/17
Just started feeding after DH changed her. She was squirmy and grunting and I warned him she was probably going to poop. Sure enough, just as she finished on the first boob let out a 3-4 second fart/poop combo. Needless to say, DH got up and changed her again and we are on the other boob now. Hopefully she goes back to sleep after this!