Post your laugh out loud parent moments

gladfelter2010 · August 2015

these first few weeks can be tough! Let's post those moments that have made you laugh!

I'll start:
Our sons nursery is across the hall from the bathroom. My husband took him to his nursery to take his clothes off to get him ready for a bath. He decided just to cradle our son in his arms, naked, without a blanket or anything and bring him to the bathroom. As he enters the bathroom I'm digging in the cabinet to get a wash cloth and I feel wetness on my back and arm. Well, as my husband brought our son into the bathroom he peed!! He had one heck of a stream going! We just had to laugh once I realized why my back and arm was wet! Needless to say, now he's at least wrapped in a blanket prior to bath time!

PurpleBookmark · August 2015

I went to change DD and realised she was still pooping. I quickly covered her back up, gave it a few minutes and tried again. Success this time but she immediately went again - so now I wait a good 10 minutes to be sure then try to change her again. As I'm wiping she projectile poops all over my shirt.

I cleaned myself up quickly then went about my morning. I finally got a chance to take a shower, I looked in the mirror and I had a spot of poop on my forehead. My DH hadn't even noticed! So gross yet pretty funny in hindsight

mrsrep123 · August 2015

In my sleep-deprived state, I put my son's dirty diaper in with the dirty clothes instead of the trash. Put the load to wash. Asked my husband to put the load to dry ... He discovered the poop filled laundry @-) good times!!! Lol

ashleytiff · August 2015

SAHM, so I typically have to most diapers to change but my husband always seems to get the real bad ones.
He's gotten pee in his face, then LO peed in his own face..so we gave him a bath and then he pooped in his towel...so he got another bath.

pandd10513 · August 2015

Twice DH has gone to change her diaper, he takes off the dirty one and while she's naked she pees all over the changer. I laughed hysterically both times. Then she did it to me and went so much she had to get an impromptu bath. That'll teach me to laugh at DH!

beeish · August 2015

DS is 9.. The other morning he went into our room to talk to me about breakfast. As he was coming in I was getting LOs changing table ready for a pamper change. I walked right into my closet door and went about like nothing. DS said " mom you do realize you just walked into a door." I replied with "I'm just so tired." He gave me a look and walked out of the room.

LibbyC730 · August 2015

Sitting in church a few weeks ago and LO starts to get a little red in the face. Prayer starts and he fills his diaper loudly enough that I'd be surprised if the pastor couldn't hear it. My step daughter and I sneak out, partly to change LOs diaper, partly so we could get out the laughter we'd been stifling!!

ecloho · August 2015

Lol!! Little Baby Reign sprinkled me in the face last night at 1:30 in the morning!! X_X that'll wake you up!

mrsjones1012 · August 2015

We went to the grocery store with her in the stroller for a few things, stashed my wallet and both of our phones in the diaper bag and stored it in the bottom of the stroller. Decided we would try to make the exit more efficient, so DH took her (stroller, diaper bag and all) To the car while I checked out. Finished checking out only to realize- wallets in the diaper bag. With my phone. I leave the groceries and run out to get it- into the pouring rain, and wait for the husband to pull up. After a few minutes he finally does, and tells me he took so long because he couldn't figure out how to collapse the stroller. We had good intentions but this was definitely a mommy brain, new parent fail.

lilbabyg2015 · August 2015

Tried to multitask breastfeeding and feeding myself ... Until all the contents of my sandwich fell out and into my sons head. Parenting fail.

sarahsairsair · August 2015

getting her newborn photos done, the photographer had just bought a gorgeous new outfit with little lace pants- well LO promptly pooped on them, photographer went and washed them and put them in dryer- tried again, 10 mins later - another poop in these pretty little pants...
By the end of the session- we had all been pooped on, the photographer included...
Don't think my girl wants to be a model

Ckorines · August 2015

I went to change my daughter in the middle of the night and as soon as I took off the diaper she let out the loudest, airy-est fart in history. I felt something warm hit my face, but thought nothing of it. Put her back to sleep, went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror only to find a mustard yellow substance on my cheek. Come to find out she had sharted on my face. She also shit all over my shoulder, but luckily I was wearing hubby's shirt to bed. I wasn't even mad, I was impressed.

Kmommy5 · August 2015

When I had my first baby, he was really fussy at nights and we lost a lot of sleep. One night while my son woke up and began to cry, my husband sat straight up in bed while sleeping he began patting his own chest ( like burping a baby) he then kissed his own shoulder and then said Ok! He laid back down and I couldn't contain my laughter!!!! I think that moment made me love my husband even more!!!!!!

gladfelter2010 · August 2015

I love all of these! Keep them coming!

dunn1678 · August 2015

The other night the alarm went off to feed the baby, we are still on the every 3 hours minimum schedule and LO needs to be woken up. Well my DH tried to wake me up and my response, "I just feed her, in my mind, she should be good." To which he laughed so loud he woke both me and LO!

gladfelter2010 · August 2015

Lol I asked my husband if he would change LO's diaper and his reply was just swaddle him and he'll be fine, while he patted the bed like was comforting our son. Sleep deprivation makes you do and say funny things!

samantha726 · August 2015

Yesterday DS was screaming from gas, my 4 year old trying to watch tv says "can you just put the binki (pacifier) in him, I can't hear". I had to laugh, if only it were that easy.

Numajawara · August 2015

Sometimes my baby girl farts/poops so loud I get scared for a sec. Almost feels like a mini heartattack !! Lol my husband was so sweet last night and told me to sleep and he'll be up at night with LO ! So I was so happy fell asleep snoring! Only to find out I forgot to pump!!!!! And we don't use formula at all uuuggghh so I had to be up anyways to breastfeed!! I.N.E.E.D.S.L.E.E.P !!!!

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