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RepeatPostPolice · July 2015

Friday Flame-free Confessions* time!
Bonus points for gifs!!

*note: we cannot guarantee that your confessions will be exempt from flaming.

Snoopylovesbelle · July 2015

Drive by posters annoy me.

sarah92544 · July 2015

@Snoopylovesbelle this is suppose to be a confession we already know that lol

Snoopylovesbelle · July 2015

Haha okay okay...ill try again

sarah92544 · July 2015

Confession found out my neighbor is pregnant and i cried. I was suppose to be the only pregnant one on the block lol i know thats really selfish bad sarah

Snoopylovesbelle · July 2015

I hate multi level marketing. It makes people so pushy and irritating. I unfriend or hide people that start selling things on Facebook. I stopped taking phone calls from my dad for a while because he got sucked into one of those things and he would try to guilt me into buying crap every time he called me X(

People who try to push that stuff or recruit off the bump really piss me off

NenaB54 · July 2015

I am obsessed with McDonalds breakfast. I want it all day everyday. We were ordering takeout last night and I was searching the internet hoping they had started all day breakfast, but no luck.
I guess that's my craving?

mamaclownface · July 2015

Sitting at my desk right now with my pants unbuttoned and smelling of the greasy breakfast sandwich I had from McDonalds this morning.

fffc: I really don't like my fiancés dog. He loves her so much. I would never tell him but I think it shows.

Paige6410 · July 2015

Ugh, this makes me sound like a bratty twat, but it's all I can think about.
We have been a one vehicle family since February. DH works (thus has the car) for all week, 50+ hours, leaving me and the kids stranded at home.
A few weeks ago, SFIL said he and MIL just got a new minivan and were going to give us their old one. SFIL has been working on a truck and once it's fixed up, we get the van. We offered to pay for it, as I have been saving like crazy to get something, but he insisted we just take it, and said to use the money for the new baby. Awesome!! I'm so incredibly grateful, I cried when he told me. But now, 2 weeks have gone by and not a word from them. I really wanted to finish up the summer doing fun things with the kids, I really don't want to feel captive in my house any longer.

I want to call and ask when they think we can get it, but the thought makes me cringe. I don't want to be all, "Hey, where's my free van?" But I really, really want it. I feel like a brat.

RepeatPostPolice · July 2015

I feel your pain @Paige6410. We are also 1 car right now and DD and I were able to go the pool for the first time this week because DH had a business trip. It was fun.

TinyDancer51510 · July 2015

Snoopylovesbelle said:
I hate multi level marketing. It makes people so pushy and irritating. I unfriend or hide people that start selling things on Facebook. I stopped taking phone calls from my dad for a while because he got sucked into one of those things and he would try to guilt me into buying crap every time he called me X(

People who try to push that stuff or recruit off the bump really piss me off</block<

This! So much this!!!! The latest one is Nerium. Our former house church leaders started selling it a few months ago and a month or so after they did, I got the "Hey, we haven't seen you guys in a long time. You should come over for dinner." Lady, I haven't seen you since our house church disbanded over a year ago!

I most recently got shenghaied by a friend who does Juice Plus. She lives out of state and texted me to see if I was free on Tuesday. I said yes, thinking she wanted to go out to dinner. Nope! She wanted me to go hear a "doctor" speak. Turns out it's a J+ thing. This is after she tried to get me interested like a month ago and I said no, I'm not interested right now. I like to do a lot of research into these types of things and I don't have the mental energy for that since I'm busy growing a human!

These people are just as bad as the Christians who try to shove the Bible down someone's throat every time they see them. (And I say that as a Christian.)

Sorry, rant over. The J+ one seriously pissed me off.

Krisdee123 · July 2015

I go through 4 or 5 pairs of underwear everyday since I got KTFU. I wear liners, poise pads and still I feel like I'm covered in pee 24/7. I even peed my bed last night. I'm THIS close to saying eff it and wear disgusting AF adult diapers.

Oh and I can't stand stupid people who don't trust science. And insist on buying pink for girls. I swear if I have a girl I will Not buy pink.

Edit: words matter

Snoopylovesbelle · July 2015

I like pink lol
With DD I bought a lot of purple and other colors but with her coloring she looks really pretty in pink.

NenaB54 · July 2015

What's wrong with pink ? Science ? I feel stupid but don't get it ?

NenaB54 · July 2015

Btw after posting about McDonald's - I just threw clothes on, no shower no face washing, and ran to McDonald's before they stopped serving breakfast to have my second breakfast of the day because I was nauseous and craving it! My poor babies I meant to eat healthier I really did !

kayyyy13 · July 2015

kylelee23 said:

Sitting at my desk right now with my pants unbuttoned and smelling of the greasy breakfast sandwich I had from McDonalds this morning.
fffc: I really don't like my fiancés dog. He loves her so much. I would never tell him but I think it shows.

Lmao.. I am the same way. We have four dogs (2 huskies, a German Shepard and a Shih Tzu) and the Shih Tzu is his baby. Dude, seriously the dog smells so bad and is always super oily and I will refuse to let him sleep in the bed.

mamaclownface · July 2015

kayyyy13 said:

kylelee23 said:

Sitting at my desk right now with my pants unbuttoned and smelling of the greasy breakfast sandwich I had from McDonalds this morning.
fffc: I really don't like my fiancés dog. He loves her so much. I would never tell him but I think it shows.

Lmao.. I am the same way. We have four dogs (2 huskies, a German Shepard and a Shih Tzu) and the Shih Tzu is his baby. Dude, seriously the dog smells so bad and is always super oily and I will refuse to let him sleep in the bed.

I'm so glad I'm not a lone. I catch myself feeling bad about it haha. I have a husky and a lab/shepherd mix (So I am no dog hater by any means). He has a pitbull. She is just too freaking much for me. I think I'm just annoyed with how hyper she is and the way she constantly jumps on people (myself included). It also disgusts me that she has never drank from a water bowl in her life, but only the toilet. She eats poop and dead things. When she lays in bed with us she uses her entire body weight to lean on you and she's ridiculously heavy and 100% muscle. It could be that my dogs are just angels in my eyes but dude, seriously can't stand his dog.

SummerOH · July 2015

I hate direct sales and pyramid schemes and get pissy when I'm pressured by friends to attend parties or buy. Scentsy, Advocare, Younique...just stop forcing your crappy, overpriced products down my throat!

mamaclownface · July 2015

@summerOH I fall for it every time. It's not that I even like the products, I just feel guilt tripped into helping a friend.

Beverly0628 · July 2015

Right now I'm only working a few days a month. I'm so tired though! I'm supposed to paint the baby's room today. I was actually supposed to do it yesterday, but all I got to was the taping. Every time I go to get off the couch though I'm like

SummerOH · July 2015

@kylelee23 Me too, most times. It's guilt 100% which is what irritates me. I swear people know that and do it on purpose. Then they encourage you to buy more so they can get THEIR bonus free crap. So tacky!

arose3eb · July 2015

I just woke up at 11am (got home from work at 4am) and so badly want to go to chipotle. But now I'm 'concerned' chipotle won't be enough food and I want a cheeseburger too. I'm grossing myself out but craving so bad. Currently plotting how to get DH on board.

Beverly0628 · July 2015

@arose3eb I am legitimately impressed if Chipotle is not enough food for you! At the one near us, they make those burritos the size of babies! But you do you and get that cheeseburger if necessary.

arose3eb · July 2015

I don't know if it makes it any less gross, but I always go burrito bowl. Nope, as I read it, it definitely doesn't make it any less gross. Can't help it. Human garbage disposal.

Paige6410 · July 2015

I am way, way too irritated that I can't get Teen Mom to load past the first segment. I want Chipotle and trashy tv before working all night.

TVL25 · July 2015

I am agreeing with McDonald's breakfast! For years I've only liked plain bagels/toast with butter or hashbrowns for breakfast. I finally tried a pancake about 8 months ago and I am so sad I've been missing them all this time haha Now everytime that 3 for $3.33 commercial comes on, I MUST have a hashbrown from md's!! Last week when I made my husband run down to get me some, I had him grab me "hotcakes" and maybe this will be my UO- THEY WERE DISGUSTING! I couldn't even get one down! They had this almost sweetness or something to them...just ICK! I was glad to have my 2 hashbrowns as backup! They need to run their trial of "all day breakfast" on the east coast!

MaMinette13 · July 2015

Paige6410 said:
I am way, way too irritated that I can't get Teen Mom to load past the first segment. I want Chipotle and trashy tv before working all night.

I had the same thing happen! I love my Teen Mom drama, it's like a train crash, just can't look away!!

littleloves3 · July 2015

@arose3eb Chipotle+burger is what Louie CK calls a bang-bang. I think we should all be enjoying bang-bangs pregnant.

https://www.eater.com/2014/5/13/6225053/watch-louis-c-k-eat-a-double-dinner-aka-a-bang-bang

paigeyferd · July 2015

DH has been very sweet and supportive since we found out, but some days I secretly want to hit him because I am so jealous. So far he has not had to change anything. His life is not any different! He is not a slave to food and to the toilet. It makes me irrationally angry. And neither one of us has done crap to get our home ready for this baby except clean out half of a closet.

ChelseyBels · July 2015

I'm pretty sure McDonald's sales have gone up because of this Bump board. We should probably get a portion of each sale.

TinyDancer51510 · July 2015

If today dissolves into another mind crushing headache, I'm going to be so tempted to take my Fiorcet. I WON'T, because it's not on the approved drug list. But Tylenol and caffeine can kiss my ass. I swear it made the headache worse on Wed.

indibidule · July 2015

My friend and I have the sane ob. She was told that taken occasionally, butalbital is OK.

sck601 · July 2015

I stopped off at McD to get breakfast and DH calls me after I finish the drive through and asks if I have eaten yet. I told him no. He is getting delicious breakfast burritos from a local taco place. Two breakfasts for the win!

danasphillips · July 2015

Last night we stopped at McDonalds on the way to my parents because I NEEDED sweet and sour sauce.. And fried.. And ice cream. Once we got to my parents' my dad said they we're getting carry out from a local restaurant and asked if I wanted anything. I had him get me half a slab of ribs and ate almost all of them.. and then ate the rest for breakfast today. I am insatiable.

I feel like I do everything "wrong" this pregnancy. I'm normally a pretty healthy person, but first tri killed me. Thanks to nausea/vomiting I take zofran and diclegis and the only liquids I was able to keep down up until this past week was Coke and root beer. I haven't taken my prenatal vitamin in weeks because it makes me sick (I do try to take my son's childrens gummies, but even those come back up sometimes). I feel guilty for having been so healthy when I was pregnant with DS and now being so NOT healthy with baby number two. But I guess that's how life kind of goes for the second one?

KaraEpp16 · July 2015

FFFC: I ate two huge slim jims for breakfast.

That is all.

grayistheneworange · July 2015

FFFC: I'm afraid I'm a drive by poster. I'll try to stick around today.

Went to dr today to get lectured about not eating enough calories and my blood sugar levels.

It's hard to take nutrition advice from a morbidly obese woman. She wants me to eat more carbs. So then I'll need more insulin and then need more appointments with her to monitor said insulin. Blah blah blah.

grayistheneworange · July 2015

And I have saved my calories issue: now I want a mcgriddle

tinne004 · July 2015

FFFC: Love my daughter but lately she has been driving me NUTS. She has been doing better with her potty training, but last night she wanted to visit the potty about a dozen times. She would sit down for a few minutes, then say she's done, then run down the hall to get a diaper (before I have a chance to clean her up), then declare she has go potty AGAIN. Most of these potty visits were false alarms. I should be glad that she's so enthusiastic about using the potty, but she was making me tired and cranky and I just wanted to scream obscenities at her. Also, it made me REALLY want an alcoholic beverage.

DH was busy with house projects yesterday, but if our daughter behaves the same way tonight then I'm totally volunteering him for the potty visits.

MrsB915 · July 2015

FFFC: I hate all of the posts about food! I have celiac deserve and have been on a strict gluten free diet since my diagnosis 7 years ago. I feel great on the diet and so horrible if I cheat or eat contaminated food. So I know it's not worth it but I so tempted every time I see a post about a food I used to love!

So just know that I'm shooting daggers out of my eyes each time I see food mentioned! You're not the only ones though. I've wanted a glass of red wine since the moment the hpt turned positive. I had to try so hard not to give the evil eye to two ladies at the next table when dh and I went to dinner last night!

danasphillips · July 2015

MrsB915 said:
FFFC: I hate all of the posts about food! I have celiac deserve and have been on a strict gluten free diet since my diagnosis 7 years ago. I feel great on the diet and so horrible if I cheat or eat contaminated food. So I know it's not worth it but I so tempted every time I see a post about a food I used to love!

So just know that I'm shooting daggers out of my eyes each time I see food mentioned! You're not the only ones though. I've wanted a glass of red wine since the moment the hpt turned positive. I had to try so hard not to give the evil eye to two ladies at the next table when dh and I went to dinner last night!

I feel you. My son has food allergies, so I didn't eat wheat, dairy, nuts, soy, sesame, or egg for two years so that I could continue breastfeeding. That was a hungry two years.

CBWifey · July 2015

My fffc is that it tires me and makes me steam to no end that my husband thinks that I am a perpetual picker-upper of his $hit! From dirty laundry to dishes to leaving shaving equipment on the counter every day, it's annoying. I'm already cleaning 10x a day after my 21 month old. And he wants 4 kids! I already have 2, including him, and one on the way. Btw, we are doing a 30-day Love Dare cards set, and today I was able to tell him 3 things that irritate me, the above was número uno! So that was a plus.

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