Boating floats

Re: Boating floats

• carleym93 member

  July 2015

  Well duh. What were you thinking?!

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• SashaDenn25 member

  July 2015

  We went to the waterpark with DSD today, wanted to get one last time in with her this summer before LO gets here. DH was helping me get on a float to ride around the lazy river and a woman walked by and told me that I shouldnt be doing that while pregnant...if I cant ride the lazy river then you for sure cant be riding on a boat!!! LOL
  
  I ignored the lady and went on btw...wasnt worth it.

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• candicejeff2013 member

  July 2015

  (Is this a joke?)
  
  No but driving on the roads in Houston will!!!! The roads are TERRIBLE...filled with potholes, and janky patched potholes...more like sinkholes! X(
  
  

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• EmEeGee member

  July 2015

  Definitely. Hope you doubled up on sunscreen too... The baby probably got a sunburn.

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• neludelu member

  July 2015

  Is this baby still inside of you? If so, I don't think so. Just think of all the mommas who are running.

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• lifesabeach85 member

  July 2015

  Hop backwards nine times before the sun sets, this will cure your baby. Unless it's raining, in which case you should drink a glass of tepid water while hanging upside down.

  
  
  

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• Saratiff member

  July 2015

  Of course this is serious! I'm really worried about my baby. Why are you all so mean

  
  

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• Saratiff member

  July 2015

  lbeach5885 said:

  Hop backwards nine times before the sun sets, this will cure your baby. Unless it's raining, in which case you should drink a glass of tepid water while hanging upside down.

  Okay I just tried this I will keep you posted

  
  

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• CaliforniaDream87 member

  July 2015

  Saratiff said:

  Of course this is serious! I'm really worried about my baby. Why are you all so mean

  These women are so mean on this blog!! I feel bad for their husbands and kids. Why can't we all just get long? Why do you all have to give real advice and not sugar coat it just the way I like?
  
  #boardpolice

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• neludelu member

  July 2015

  Saratiff said:

  Of course this is serious! I'm really worried about my baby. Why are you all so mean

  I can't tell if you're being serious or not. I'm hoping you're joking.... About all of this. If not, I fear for you.

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• Miz_Liz member

  July 2015

  megvaddi said:

  Definitely. Hope you doubled up on sunscreen too... The baby probably got a sunburn.

  
  Sunburn?!

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• ann_jeremiah member

  July 2015

  I wouldn't consider myself to be a mean or sarcastic poster, but seriously?!? You're worried about this?!?
  
  I just slipped down three wooden steps and I'm not worried!!

  DS1 -6/25/11

  DS2 -3/23/13

  Missed MC D&C 8/26/14

  DD - 8/26/15

  LO#4 due 5/30/17

  
  

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• Miz_Liz member

  July 2015

  @saratiff as long as you wore your flippy floppies you should be fine - they are really absorbant so it acts like shocks in your feet when you go over the waves and definitely prevents any permanent damage. Did you wear your flippy floppies?

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• CaliforniaDream87 member

  July 2015

  @Miz_Liz I'm dying at "flippy floppies"!!!!!!

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• Saratiff member

  July 2015 edited July 2015

  ann_jeremiah said:

  I wouldn't consider myself to be a mean or sarcastic poster, but seriously?!? You're worried about this?!?
  
  I just slipped down three wooden steps and I'm not worried!!

  Omg you should really have the baby x-rayed they may have broken a bone! I heard this happened to my friend and they had to cast the baby in the womb!!! It was so sad.
  
  And @Miz_Liz I never go on the boat without my flippity flops and my sunscreen! I need to show of my pedicure with organic nail Polish (I have to keep those harmful chemicals away from baby) and keep my sunscreen on to keep my complexion stunning! Don't you?
  
  Really and i drank the tempid water while hanging upside down spilt on myself. It made me hungry and I got a salad. BUT THE GREEnS were NOT WASHED!!!! I did so well the past 36 weeks and now my child will be poisoned and shaken. I'm the worst mother ever
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• 867Jen5309 member

  July 2015

  I just laughed so hard I cried

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• Miz_Liz member

  July 2015

  @saratiff you are pretty much full term at 36 weeks anyway, so as long as you wore your flippy floppies and didn't spill your castor oil with a splash of pineapple, I am sure baby will be okay. Oh and as long as you stayed on the starboard side.

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• KristinaD217 member

  July 2015

  Heheheheh h has a massive truck and you can feeelllll every bump. Every time we get it I say she has sbs. Lol, he doesn't find it as funny as I do

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• Saratiff member

  July 2015

  @miz_liz shit was port side! I knew I did something wrong!!' I washed down my delish lobstah roll with a pineapple castor oil cocktail on the rocks. I mean someone once told me if you have a baby girl on a boat she will turn into a mermaid. I figured I should try it

  
  

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• jessandandy09 member

  July 2015

  are you having any diarrhea yet???  The minute you start with the shits you are in labor for sure!

  Aug 15 April Siggy challenge: Baby Shower fails:

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• fionalouise007 member

  July 2015

  I almost skipped over this thread. I am SO GLAD I didn't! Classic.

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• saroos3137 member

  July 2015

  Saratiff said:

  lbeach5885 said:

  Hop backwards nine times before the sun sets, this will cure your baby. Unless it's raining, in which case you should drink a glass of tepid water while hanging upside down.

  Okay I just tried this I will keep you posted

  
  OMG, why are you hopping up and down when you're already worried about shaken baby syndrome from the boat?! That will make it worse!! What you need to do is squeeze out some colostrum from your nips and taste it. If it's sweet, your baby's fine. If it's bitter, call your doctor asap!

  
  

  
  

  

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• kelseyrayay member

  July 2015

  ) @Saratiff your wonderful ;;)

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• Saratiff member

  July 2015

  @jessandandy09 God in all seriousness I wish I was!!' Nine months of not being able to poop has been insane!!!!

  
  

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• Saratiff member

  July 2015

  @mommysar okay im going to babies r us today and I will get some of those Milkies Breast milk saver nipple pads. Hopefully I collect enough to taste it! But if I don't what do I do?

  
  

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• jessyluscious77 member

  July 2015

  Omg! I laughed so hard at this thread I thought I was going to break my waters! Awesome!

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• countryrhodes90 member

  July 2015

  Omg... I've gone off roading in the mountains and ridden a speedboat on a very choppy lake since I was about 25 weeks. It's hard to tell how scrambled up this baby is. I also couldn't poop yesterday, do you think I might have pooped the baby out?!! I was pushing pretty hard! )

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• lifesabeach85 member

  July 2015

  Saratiff said:

  @mommysar okay im going to babies r us today and I will get some of those Milkies Breast milk saver nipple pads. Hopefully I collect enough to taste it! But if I don't what do I do?

  Once you squeeze your nipples you will probably go into labor.
  
  Quick! Ask everyone what you should pack for the hospital!!!!

  
  
  

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• Saratiff member

  July 2015

  Oh please @ibeach5885 I have had my hospital bag packed since 20 weeks. I bought a whole second set of makeup, a curling iron. I'm have my hair stylist on stand by for a blow out as soon as she's born.Three new push gowns you know for pictures 3 because one might get dirty. I packed 20 outfits for baby girl. And a bottle of Percocet because I hear hospitals go cinchy on the pain meds.

  
  

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• SashaDenn25 member

  July 2015

  You didnt pack dollar bills for your guests in the waiting room??? You obviously arent ready at all..

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• Saratiff member

  July 2015

  @SashaDenn25 oh perfect I got a ton of left
  over ones from the strip club last night!! That's perfect

  
  

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• Robin910 member

  July 2015

  @Saratiff aren't you forgetting something?! You're going to need a lot of really cute new expensive underwear for those first few weeks after baby gets here. Something lacy with a thong would be best. I know because my best friend's sister's cousin's neighbor said so.

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• carleym93 member

  July 2015

  @Saratiff How dare you not pack your heels?! What are you going to wear when you stroll the halls with baby 5 mins after you deliver?!

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• toccoaparker member

  July 2015

  Don't forget a box of newborn and size one diapers guys! Otherwise the baby won't have any!?

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• mrswiebe09 member

  July 2015

  @Saratiff why haven't you posted a photo of your belly so we can tell how big your baby will be?!?

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• babyyyy3 member

  July 2015

  Ask DH to put his head below your belly button to make sure he can hear the heartbeat still!!!

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• Saratiff member

  July 2015

  @mrswiebe09 because I'm a 50 year old man in sweaty boxers. My bump is a big ol beer gut )

  
  

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• saroos3137 member

  July 2015

  Saratiff said:

  @mommysar okay im going to babies r us today and I will get some of those Milkies Breast milk saver nipple pads. Hopefully I collect enough to taste it! But if I don't what do I do?

  @Saratiff you should try squeezing it from your boob into a spoon. So much easier to taste that way!
  

  
  

  
  

  

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