lets hear them...
I lied to my MIL and told her we are away for the weekend, because I just can not handle her. I'm usually good at tolerating her and ignoring her when appropriate. But our last convo went like this...
"How are you feeling now?"
"Yes good now I have this heartburn medicine, much less sick."
"It's funny that you've been SO sick but you're still managing to put weight on."
Then an hour later
"I assume you're going to breastfeed again?"
"Yes, I'm planning to but we will see. You never know how these things will go."
"Ah but you're so good at breastfeeding. You're like a cow!"
You can fuck off with your digs, lady. I love you for making your son... But ya kinda peaked at that triumph. Shut up.
Re: FFFC
Married 9/28/13
DS born 11/12/15
EDD 8/13/18
This. So much this.
No one cares!
Edit because words are hard..
When we go to other people's homes I remind him that they have sitting couches and not jumping couches.
My mother thinks we are slacker parents for allowing this in our house. Sorry mama don't care about your opinion on this one.
Baby Boy born on 1/14/13
Which is what I have been doing for the last few months. And he comes home with more army shit to fill in the spaces. I'm actually super duper pissed. Super duper pissed. Which is dumb he can't change his back or the deployment, so now I'm mad at myself for being mad. Totally can't win today.
Maybe you all should come up with a good nickname for her
My grandpa is retired military and my grandma still complains about his stuff being everywhere... They are both almost 80..he retired at age 50...
All of his stuff got thrown in the crawl space of our townhouse because I hate it.
I swear my husband buys new boots every six months, he's only been in the reserves since Feb and he still bought a new pair for AT next month. And of course we can't get rid of any of the other boots.
Is he the only one that has 2,000 pairs of PT shoes?!
Nope.. My brother who is in the reserves has what seems like a million pairs... and when we turn around he's got a new pair!!!