It takes you 30 minutes to get out the door and make sure you don't forget the diaper bag, snacks, etc. you have no qualms about breastfeeding in front of family (I cover with a blanket but my FIL gave me a scared look yesterday when I whipped off my shirt to feed LO)
Speaking of which my husband took one look at me while wearing it (black strapless) and said "You should paint a mustache above your belly button and call yourself Bandit the Bank Robber". I almost peed I was laughing so hard. Thankfully I had a csection so I didn't
You wipe spit up with your shirt when you don't have a burp cloth near.
Lol I did this tonight for the first time. Figured I was already covered in it anyway, so why not. I always have to wipe the baby off first. I feel bad if I leave him with spit up on his face while I'm wiping it off of me.
...before you can fall asleep at night despite sheer exhaustion setting in- you must check on each of your kiddos as well as whenever you wake up in the middle of the night.
I have to add what just happened tonight: ...you figure out now to hold a 10lb newborn like a football while you wipe 3yr olds bottom in the bathroom so she will stop yelling "I NEED A WIPEY!!!" While baby sleeps in your arms.
You wear makeup so infrequently that when you do, you have to constantly remind yourself not to rub your tired eyes or it's going to smudge everywhere.
...when your husband points out the corner of a pillow that was near LO with a wet diaper and you just don't care whether it's pee or not and go back to sleep.
Re: You know you're a mommy when....
Even when you're dead tired after cluster feeding a newborn you stay up late making homemade cough syrup for your sick toddler.
...poop is a legitimate excuse for anything.
...you have uttered the phrase "just give me the booger."
...trips to the grocery store by yourself feel like a vacation.
...to the point where you keep singing it to your LO but with your own words
("Let's chaaaange your diaper, it's poopy, it's poopy, it's poopy. Let's change your diaper, it's poopy, and no one's sur-prised!")
...you figure out now to hold a 10lb newborn like a football while you wipe 3yr olds bottom in the bathroom so she will stop yelling "I NEED A WIPEY!!!" While baby sleeps in your arms.
This just happened.
When you realize mid-sandwich that the mustard on your hand is probably poop.
When you sit around boobs out not caring who is over.
When you can have a normal conversation while being milked like a cow by a crazy boob-vacuum.