June 2015 Moms
lovethatcolosun
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You know you're a mommy when....
lovethatcolosun
member
I figured the, "You know you're pregnant when..." thread was a hit, so why not start a mommy one since we're all on the other side.
You know you're a mom when...
-your child says, "Can you hold my cup so I can cry?"
-you pick your new car based on leg room after a car seat is installed.
You know you're a mom when...
-your child says, "Can you hold my cup so I can cry?"
-you pick your new car based on leg room after a car seat is installed.
Re: You know you're a mommy when....
Even when you're dead tired after cluster feeding a newborn you stay up late making homemade cough syrup for your sick toddler.
...poop is a legitimate excuse for anything.
...you have uttered the phrase "just give me the booger."
...trips to the grocery store by yourself feel like a vacation.
...to the point where you keep singing it to your LO but with your own words
("Let's chaaaange your diaper, it's poopy, it's poopy, it's poopy. Let's change your diaper, it's poopy, and no one's sur-prised!")
...you figure out now to hold a 10lb newborn like a football while you wipe 3yr olds bottom in the bathroom so she will stop yelling "I NEED A WIPEY!!!" While baby sleeps in your arms.
This just happened.
When you realize mid-sandwich that the mustard on your hand is probably poop.
When you sit around boobs out not caring who is over.
When you can have a normal conversation while being milked like a cow by a crazy boob-vacuum.