a gift for you all. The worse/best FFFC ever

jessandandy09 · July 2015

alright ladies, here it is the breastfeeding BJ post. It starts towards the bottom of page 1. I am only half way through page 4 but I am crying remembering this!

https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/8252113/fffc-but-let-s-flame-if-we-want-to/p1

Please share your thoughts and keep this alive. APRIL 2012 forever!

CaliforniaDream87 · July 2015

Now, that is the best FFFC I've seen in a while. Kind of refreshing to read confessions that have nothing to do with food.

Hilarious and very disturbing at the same time. My H would die if he ever pulled that!

jessandandy09 · July 2015

It is truly bump history. I couldn't believe how many of those bumpies I miss. OF course in those days, we were allowed to call each other out for being twatwaffles, so everything was much more enjoyable!

acgonzalez22 · July 2015

I love the Momma that let her DH sleep on the poop blanket! Awesome.

kelseyrayay · July 2015

Oh my God! I was having the worst day until I read this lol I love the I survived the attack siggy lol had me laughing so hard

sushilove15 · July 2015

I love how she was trying to tell everyone how It's ok! :-bd

jessandandy09 · July 2015

mwt8673 said:

I love how she was trying to tell everyone how It's ok! :-bd

right?! she could never really let it go, everyone else was a prude and she was a great wife!

Huler · July 2015

OMG.

My favorite part though, was when someone mentioned the "fingernail full of feta" post -- holy sh!t, that had to be way back during my first or second pregnancy! That was one of my favorite posts ever.

toccoaparker · July 2015

Teabagging the baby! This is hilarious, poor girl- or should I say poor baby?!

HMLanders · July 2015

cannot.get.image.out.of.head

ew...eww...ewwwwww

abmommy15 · July 2015

OMG I don't even have words.....I'm sitting at my desk looking like a crazy person because I can't stop laughing.

JNOVA2015 · July 2015

This. Is. Amazing.

puccagirl77 · July 2015

Thank you. That was both horrifying and delightful.

bpwife&mama · July 2015

I had my first Jan 12. We had a girl in our group who had sex with her DH while she had their baby in a carrier strapped to her. She justified it by saying the baby was asleep.

kelseyrayay · July 2015

bpwife&mama said:
I had my first Jan 12. We had a girl in our group who had sex with her DH while she had their baby in a carrier strapped to her. She justified it by saying the baby was asleep.

Omg no way! What are people thinking??? :-O

lilnessi · July 2015

lmao @ tea bagging the baby! hahaha..

jessandandy09 · July 2015

bpwife&mama said:

I had my first Jan 12. We had a girl in our group who had sex with her DH while she had their baby in a carrier strapped to her. She justified it by saying the baby was asleep.

oh no! I can't believe I never ran into that post. The April ladies were pretty good about finding other crazy posts from other BMB's too and sharing. WTF is wrong with people???

jesselayne8 · July 2015

EWWW. I am a prude.

Miz_Liz · July 2015

Such a better read than 50 Shades....hill-ayr-ee-us

MissusTexas · July 2015

I forgot about this! I even posted in that thread. #impartofbumphistory

Joie80 · July 2015

I remember this from my March 2012 days. It still disgusts me.

ssmith2006 · July 2015

Classic!!!

Thj417 · July 2015

Lol!!

cseley321 · July 2015

Oh god, I almost lost it when the one commenter pointed out that she basically had a three way with her husband and infant. W.T.F..... this whole thing is wrong on so many levels.

mjpensyl · July 2015

Oh my goddd. I cannot stop laughing!! Some of the comments! My favorite is "You and your husband are a few sandwiches short of a picnic. You're seriously messed up." And then the girl who did it calling them prudes. Hahahahah