I've decided to write a book!!

babyyyy3 · July 2015

While at Target today I had an entire mental breakdown. The book will be titled all of the ugly shit your greatest friends did not tell you about pregnancy, birth, and after birth. My first sentence will go something like this: "I thought I was far enough behind him, so I bent a little and let it rip, to my surprise it was the loudest monster I had ever let escape and he heard it."

Second sentences?! Third sentences?!

usernameneededallaretaken · July 2015

The title should be "hemorrhoids, hormones, and husbands: the headaches of pregnancy."

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