twatwaffle tuesday 07/21

KristinaD217 · July 2015

So it hasn't been posted yet so I'll start!

My sister in law is a twatwaffle. If a eight month pregnant woman cleans her kitchen until it is spotless, do not, I REPEAT, DO NOT alter it. Rinse your dishes off, and do not rearrange the stuff on The counter top. Dumbass.

JSmith42514 · July 2015

Earthquakes are twatwaffles. Finally was comfortable and was sleeping through the night when the earth decided to move and wake me up. Luckily it was super minor and wasn't any where near the big one we are supposed to have but come on let me sleep.

jilladelario · July 2015

If my mother asks me one more time to 'get permission' from my doctor to go two hours away this weekend I'm nominating her as a twatwaffle. If I go into labor, we'll drive home. If we don't make it, we'll stop at one of the probably 4 hospitals on the way.

I'm 36 +1 today with no signs of labor and my first was 11 days late. I'm gonna roll the dice!

Robin910 · July 2015

One of my dogs is a complete twatwaffle. It's hard enough to fall asleep and stay asleep these days but lately he's taken to waking up at some gawd awful hour and barking incessantly until I let him outside. When he gets outside he runs around for a few minutes and scratches to come back in. Wth. Ugh. At least pretend to go pee so I feel better about waking up and letting you out!

Bickey11 · July 2015

I'm nominating my MIL as twatwaffle of the century for continuing to buy used crap from every garage sale for my unborn baby that he can't use for another 2-5 years and then dropping it off when i'm not home in my garage, for me to try to find a place to store it. Mind you we don't even have a room for him yet, as he was a bit of a surprise and we don't' have an extra bedroom, so we are planning on having him in our room for the time being and adding on NEXT YEAR. I just got a text "i bought a baseball lamp for the babies room, we'll bring it next week"
UMmmm we don't have a baseball themed ANYTHING and HE DOESN'T HAVE A ROOM

chavemann10 · July 2015

Macrobid is my twatwaffle nomination! I'm probably the only human on the face of the earth who passes out like 20 minutes after taking each pill. Plus I now have abdominal pain since starting the meds and my back pain has worsened. Damn UTI!!! Ugh!!

mjones0721 · July 2015

My twatwaffle nomination is myself! I must have woken up with serious pregnancy brain this morning because I completely forgot until just now that today is my wedding anniversary! I thought the man is the one that's supposed to forget things like that so we can make them feel spectacularly guilty for it lol

j&gmiller2015 · July 2015

I nominate UPS. I was assigned the small task of ordering new stuff for our break room at work. I ordered a new TV from Tiger Direct and a coffee cart from Target...UPS did the Ace Ventura on both packages! Now I have to send them back and re-order!

Bickey11 · July 2015

I have a new nomination for my idiot coworker. He's a single never been married no kids having 55 year old man with BO and a mushmouth and let me give you a little indicator of why he may be single.

He just came over to my desk to say "every time I see you i just feel so bad you look so miserable"
I think he thought he was empathizing.

I feel fine. I'm happy as can be to be pregnant. I love being pregnant. With the exception of some chafing between the thighs this pregnancy has been a breeze F OFF.

I just looked at him and said "you're not very good at people-ing are you"....

pabeybaby · July 2015

My mom made fun of my belly cast that my MIL and SIL made for me. Sigh.

abmommy15 · July 2015

The project planners at work who have known since March that July 24 will be my last day but continue to assign me to projects and then act surprised and shocked when I remind them that I am leaving on Friday. One even asked me if I would delay my maternity leave and then be available for the first few months for questions....umm no. The fact that you are a planner who doesnt know how to plan is not my problem.

emshredder · July 2015

So I'm due August 6th and this Friday my MIL had plans to take me somewhere special and I have no idea what it is. Now she texted me that plans have changed and she has to reschedule for August 7th. Wtf would if I'm having the baby or if she's only a few days old! She said don't worry babies are aloud. I just can't even with her sometimes.

hcook321 · July 2015

Omg so much twatwaffling today! Bus driver thinking the brake is the gas and lurching everyone forward every 2 seconds. All the people I work with who do the same project with me every year still asking the same freaking questions! Seriously todayyyyyy... Smh

schup156 · July 2015

There are just too many stupid people....I can't deal with it anymore today.

gulimz · July 2015

The state of new Jersey is a twatwaffle! Where is my disability money? "Bitch better have my money! "

mothernorth · July 2015

I nominate all my bosses as twatwaffles today. I'm getting really irritated with them asking how I'm feeling and saying "Oh my god! Your ankles are so swollen!" Or "Are you going to make it?"... Yeah bitch, I'll make it. It's not like you're going to let me sit down or anything anyway, so why even ask how I'm feeling? And stop telling me what a good job I'm doing and asking me if I'm coming back after baby, you've had 6 months to hire me on permanently but haven't solely because I'm pregnant. I'll be damned if I give you anymore of MY time and effort... surprise, I'm starting school after baby, goodbye douchenozzles.

KristenTolle · July 2015

I told DH to pick an outfit for our hospital bag. He picked some sweats and a shirt that said "I love my crazy wife." Um. No! I told him I'd slap him if he actually wore that shirt while I was pushing out our child! He still hasn't unpacked the shirt, so if he actually wears it I guess I'll have to get a shirt that says "IM MARRIED TO A TWATWAFFLE!"

toccoaparker · July 2015

Can I fast forward to to Defacs case worker that is coming tomorrow? Since my step daughter was placed in our home they come by to "check" on her, I get it that's your job; however my children are not your concern. Last time she asked if I was aware we don't have outlet protectors, insinuating I needed them for my smaller children- first off my kids aren't dumbasses, they know not to stick forks in the outlets but thanks for the concern

Can't wait to see you tomorrow...not.

MamaMandy2015 · July 2015

I nominate every single driver on the road today. Seriously, it was 10:30 am on a Tuesday morning, and it was like rush hour in a big city. First off, where did you all come from?! Secondly, why aren't you all at work or something?! Thirdly, yes I drive a big ol' SUV that guzzles the gas and no I don't give a flying F if your prius gets 500 miles to the gallon, mine doesn't and no I'm not solely to blame for green house gases and depleted ozone and all that crap. Screw you, then to question why I have a Yukon XL, because I will have 4 kids to haul around, oh then I just loved hearing about how I have too many kids and now I'm also the reason for overpopulation, because in her words "you don't know how to keep your legs closed, all these people will kill the planet"...nice Twatwaffle we have here. I exclaimed back "Well your mother should have known that too and swallowed you all those years ago"....

SashaDenn25 · July 2015

My boss...who when she was on vacation the last 2 weeks I was able to get everything done and leave on time, but she loves work and hates home and of course we have stayed late the last 2 days she has been back. Im tired and would like these last possibly couple weeks to leave on time and come home and relax!!!

Saratiff · July 2015

My manager is a total twatwaffel. I got a call today that they can still do my growth scan tomorrow but the doctors appointment has to be rescheduled and the only times left at 4:00 and 4:20 on Friday. I am scheduled for 12 hour shifts Thursday and Friday. Because there are 7 nurses scheduled for 3-7 and our grid only goes up to 6 and we almost never qualify for 6 because we discharge half the unit and then get nailed with admissions. So they would float two or cancel one. I ask my manager if she could take me off so I could go to my appointment. She said no told
Me I did this with my last appointment and had to leave early which is not true. All of my appointments have been on my day off. So I got it covered by another nurse and then my manager told me I have to work on Saturday to make up
The four hours. I hate her right now.

gulimz · July 2015

Saratiff said:
My manager is a total twatwaffel. I got a call today that they can still do my growth scan tomorrow but the doctors appointment has to be rescheduled and the only times left at 4:00 and 4:20 on Friday. I am scheduled for 12 hour shifts Thursday and Friday. Because there are 7 nurses scheduled for 3-7 and our grid only goes up to 6 and we almost never qualify for 6 because we discharge half the unit and then get nailed with admissions. So they would float two or cancel one. I ask my manager if she could take me off so I could go to my appointment. She said no told
Me I did this with my last appointment and had to leave early which is not true. All of my appointments have been on my day off. So I got it covered by another nurse and then my manager told me I have to work on Saturday to make up
The four hours. I hate her right now.

Seriously I hate some nurse managers. If someone is going to get cancelled anyway, why not just take you off? They're lucky that you're even working till the end! Is maybe switching with someone a option?

gulimz · July 2015

gulimz said:

Saratiff said:
My manager is a total twatwaffel. I got a call today that they can still do my growth scan tomorrow but the doctors appointment has to be rescheduled and the only times left at 4:00 and 4:20 on Friday. I am scheduled for 12 hour shifts Thursday and Friday. Because there are 7 nurses scheduled for 3-7 and our grid only goes up to 6 and we almost never qualify for 6 because we discharge half the unit and then get nailed with admissions. So they would float two or cancel one. I ask my manager if she could take me off so I could go to my appointment. She said no told
Me I did this with my last appointment and had to leave early which is not true. All of my appointments have been on my day off. So I got it covered by another nurse and then my manager told me I have to work on Saturday to make up
The four hours. I hate her right now.

Seriously I hate some nurse managers. If someone is going to get cancelled anyway, why not just take you off? They're lucky that you're even working till the end! If you find coverage why even have to make it up?

gulimz · July 2015

Had to edit because my brain completely skipped the last part where you said you found coverage

Saratiff · July 2015

@gulmiz I'm working on it. I was just so mad my blood is still boiling.

lesnchristina · July 2015

My nursing coordinator who keeps "adjusting" the schedule and scheduling me for 4-5 14 hour shifts in a row. Who does that to a 36 week pregnant lady who has high blood pressure, and is supposed to be on light duty- not being charge RN all the days she works.

talisha1992 · July 2015

My boyfriend is my nominated twatwaffle. My mum bought me a body pillow today because I've really been suffering with pelvic pain at night! And he's fallen asleep with his massive head on the pillow it's 00.09am and I'm looking to throat punch him if only body slamming someone was aloud lol

gulimz · July 2015

lesnchristina said:
My nursing coordinator who keeps "adjusting" the schedule and scheduling me for 4-5 14 hour shifts in a row. Who does that to a 36 week pregnant lady who has high blood pressure, and is supposed to be on light duty- not being charge RN all the days she works.

That's awful! !! I give you and @Saratiff so much credit for working till the end. I couldn't do it even if I didn't get injured (injured from lifting a patient because my job didn't understand light duty either)
Being a nurse is super hard workout being pregnant!

Saratiff · July 2015

@gulimz and @lesnchristina part of me wants to ask to get pulled this Friday just to stick it to her.

akumatora · July 2015

My nomination is my grandmother. She isn't happy unless someone else is miserable, today that's me. Called to let her know I was having a c section in the morning, and she proceeds to tell me that my husband and I should grow up and stay together because we have a child. Seriously? From the woman who spent most of her life in an unhappy marriage because they were raising me? I would have preferred they split up. Most of the divorce details are already worked out, including custody arrangements. It's not something we're doing for selfish reasons, we're at a place now where we can be friends and not fight all the time. That's a good thing, not a bad one. Our daughter is going to grow up with parents who get along even though they're divorced, not who bicker and fight and pit her against one another. Someone please explain how that isn't a mature decision? Grrrrrrr!! Not the stress I needed today.

Bickey11 · July 2015

I'm just happy to see somebody what use the word douchenozzles

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